Twilight Funny Novels & Stories

She brought the phone close to her eyes, “people are going mad in comments.” She then sat back down on the couch and started reading the comments out loud, “Twilight you have lost your mind. How dare you force yourself on Alpha Edgar?” “Crazy stalker. I always knew she was a slut.” “She has gone absolutely mad. How can she kiss someone like the Alpha King like that?” “I am going to kill you, Twilight. You stole my man. He was supposed to be mine.” “God… the poor man looks so shocked. Twilight attacked him like a wild fucking animal. So disgusting.”

This wasn't Alison's part of her promise to her brother either. They were both enjoying their life together, away with social media, friends, and families. All they care is them. "Alison baby!" Dwight calls her seductively after watching the first series of Twilight. "Hmn!" Alison responded, hugging Dwight. She was always startled when the wolf and vampire changed their facial features.

Zita stood nearby, her twin daggers slick with crimson, watching the four of them with a look of dark, twisted amusement. "Stop it! All of you! This is precious!" Zita laughed, the sound surreal and haunting amidst the carnage. She stepped back, sheathing her blades with a choreographed flourish. "Look at yourselves. Can't you see the comedy in this? The 'Conqueror’s' finest and the 'Twilight's' best, tripping over their own hearts."

Dream Lancaster, the same man who glared at sunlight for existing, had laughed. Was this the Twilight Zone? He moved toward the dining table, grabbing his briefcase, all business again. The warmth from that single laugh vanished faster than my dignity. But I couldn’t let it go. “Hey,” I said, following him, “just for the record, you should laugh more often.” He didn’t stop walking. “Noted.” “I’m serious. You looked... less like a serial killer for a second.” That got him to pause mid-step. Slowly, he turned his head. “Are you saying I look like a serial killer?”

“Diana, what on earth are you thinking? And trust me, I'm not poor. I have all the money and time in the world. I am a vampire, but I am never a poor thing.” She rolled her eyes. Poor thing! So innocent and stupid! “I'll pretend that I never heard you, okay? But my friends used to call me the human vampire of Twilight! " “I see now, you are talking about that silly movie about a vampire who shimmered in the sun? What was it again? A twilight?” She nodded her head, smiling. Finally,their conversation was going somewhere, she thought. “Those pathetic fools?” Her eyes widened, and she raised her eyebrow as if daring him to tell her how boring those movies were.

Bella fumed. Twilight couldn’t help but laugh, though she tried to stifle it. “Well, what did you expect? He doesn’t seem like the type to fall for games like that.” "What's so funny!" Bella snapped at her with a scowl and Twilight's smile dropped. Determination flashed in Bella's eyes. "I’m not done with him yet.” Dexter, overhearing their conversation, glanced at Mason, who was still busy with his notes. He could tell Mason was trying hard to distract himself and wasn't fully focused on whatever he was doing.

And I decided to change, to stop the drug lifestyle I had started and to take my life back. I opened a bookstore, which is doing quite well, I even have an assistant. It was much later that I learned who this mysterious man was. Calvin Lloyd, the alpha of the Twilight Pack. He had given me a mischievous look before holding out his hand, eyes as blue as the sky, he must have been twenty-eight years old. It was his hand that he had caressed his sex, I think I blushed when I recognized it. I didn't grab his hand and for three years now we've been fighting a cold war, me to hide the attraction I have for him, and him because he's a big jerk and nothing else. I wonder if he knows it was me that d

The one who has Dawn said, sarcastically. They are making commotion in front of the car and their audience I the three werewolves but the black vampires are dumb to notice their existence in the place. “I already admit that I don’t have the thing that you are looking for!” he yelled. His eye is fast to change its color to color red. An audibly sarcastic laugh echoed as the two of black vampires laughed. “You can’t fool us McNaire.” “Give what we are looking for or else these two admirable people in your life will turn into ashes.”

i was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, " what is this some kind of prank, where's the hidden camera. Werewolves! Ha!"Laughing uncontrollably. " Next you're going to tell me I'm a wolf. Seriously." I can't stop laughing while I feel them just glaring at me. Seriously feeling like they were trying to pull some twilight shit on me. Rylin just stares at me like I just offended him in the worst way possible. I hear a low growl come out his throat and his Amber eyes glow in the moonlight and then he bears his teeth down and there they were sharp canine like teeth.

He has a rougish attractiveness to him. “What’s so funny?” he asks me. “Nothing,” I say quickly, covering my lips with my fingers. “You sure princess? You were smiling just now.” I sigh. “Fine. Since you’re dying to know, i was thinking about how there’ll be loads of she-wolves vying for your attention tonight. Why? Because you look prettt good in a tux dad.” “What?” For the first time ever, I see Cary blush. And it is such an interesting sight. Helen sees it too and she laughs.