Twilight Funny Novels & Stories

His eyes on me were alight with life. "I don't like Twilight." I huffed, wrapping my arms securely around him and burying my face in his neck. "Every girl likes Twilight, or Gabrielle is lying to me." Sam retorted. A wide smile spread across my face. "Did you watch twilight with her?" "She refused to leave our room. Then she had the brilliant idea to watch a movie." Sam sarcastically recounted. "She chose twilight. What is that crap? Do you have any idea what vampires are truly like?"

Hollis mocked her playfully, giggling when the dark haired girl turned around to sock her in the arm. “Can it, Holly.” “Whitney, have you met Hollis’ sarcastic twin, “irritating”? Dalton rolled his dark eyes, loosening up his black and white checkered tie on the way to the guest bathroom. “At least I’m not the asshole flinging unsuspecting people’s doors open!” Hollis yelled after him, causing Whitney to snigger quietly. “What are you laughing at?” She poked at the smaller girl’s side in jest, smiling impishly when Whitney clasped both her hands around Hollis’ one.

And then, before I could stop myself, I burst out laughing. Lucian frowned, clearly not expecting that reaction. “What’s so funny?” “I’m sorry,” I gasped between laughs. “It’s just... you’ve been all broody and mysterious this whole time, warning me off like I was going to drop dead from the truth. And now that I’ve seen it...” I grinned, shaking my head. “I mean, come on. You’re a werewolf. That’s... I don’t know. Weirdly awesome.” Lucian blinked at me, his frown deepening. “You think this is funny?”

I stood up as I ran my hand through my hair dramatically, enjoying the reference of it all. "No twilight had it all wrong" Emma stated nonchalantly, gaining my attention. " I mean it's kinda the same thing as finding a mate though" Ashley added. "I didn't know you guys watched Twilight" I simpered brightly, and I didn't even notice that we were drifting from the important topic. "Who doesn't watch Twilight?" Emma scoffed, at which they all seemed to agree. "So how does it feel to see the wolves on TV knowing you're like that too?" I was a little too excited.

you're special and important. People want you. I stare at her before laughing in her face. - O that you are ? She smile. "You were so stupid, you let a whole family of wolves be right under the your nose. I roll my eyes. - Sorry I did not know that we lived in fucking Twilight. “Get over yourself. Vampires? Real? That it's a little crazy. My eyes widen. - This is insane?! More insane than you think I'm special? Eat a dick! ’ Pain erupts in my shoulder, but I’m not sure why because no one has touched me. I grab it

THE FAIRY AND THE TWIN SWORDS. chapter 1. Subtitle: her anger. * Alice stared at the little carved duck she had in her hands for the upteemth time and smiled. It was a bitter smile, a smile she would never get tired of showing. It was a small gift from the most precious being she had ever had in her life and she would never get tired of keeping it as her possession.

She asked, equally amused. "As I'd ever be" he replied He was actually serious. Who hasn't heard of twilight? Where was this dude From? She laughed out loud "Making fun of me?" He asked "I'm not. I'm sorry. But everybody has heard, read or watched twilight" "Well, I haven't. Never heard of it or watched it or read it either" he said back "You should. It's the best selling novel or movie of all time" she said He shrugged. "I bet I'd be unimpressed' he said

“They don’t always bite. Sometimes they touch. Sometimes they make you beg.” “They get stronger the more you want them. If they feed too much, it can change you.” Her throat went dry. She scrolled down to the comments. It was a storm of sarcasm and mockery: “Is this Twilight fanfic?” “Girl, get off Tumblr.” “Anything for likes these days, smh.” “Vampires feed on sexual desire? Tell him to come suck me dry 😏 lol” “Another delusional weirdo.” “You really need therapy, not a blog.”

I Pat to the space beside me on the sofa. Lexi walks up to me with a ridiculous smile and sits along with me. " so so what movie or show are we watching today?" I pass her the remote. "Definitely the twilight," I groan while she searches for it on N*****x. " it is always werewolves and vampires. And I hate the way they give more priority to the vampires. Won't there?" I take a sip from my cup. The hot chocolate is so smooth that it melts in my mouth. I could feel it on every taste bud on my tongue.

I didn't trust my voice anymore I expected a smirk but he looked serious "Why?"he asked again "Curious" I said quietly after a whole minute of silence Now he smirked "What do you think..?" He asked I sighed.. "I think...it's not a good occupation" I spoke my mind He laughed.. He laughed I guess I am funny after all "What's so funny?" He looked at me with a serious note.. What's up with Ahmed today? You don't know him I looked away..hurted by that mental comment but I knew it was true