Twilight Funny Novels & Stories

I asked her. She grinned widely. “You read my mind! You are soooo Jacoby today..” she said. I died laughing. One of our favorite things to do was reference movies and tv shows. The boys never knew what we were talking about. But Bridge and I both loved the supernatural. And Twilight just happened to be one of our favorite movies. Not to mention we could speak in code around the guys and they had no idea what we were saying. “I know right?” I said. “And I’m not even in my wolf form…”.

If today we were scheduled to exchange the vows, I swear, next year these people would have celebrated my death anniversary with tears in their eyes. This morning Lyra got the news. The big news, which was a piece of good news without any doubt. I knew she was over the moon with joy. However, the way she was expressing it with rolling eyes, I was positive the moment we locked in our suite room tonight, she would be jumping on me with a knife. “You don’t look happy?” I whispered to her ears as we moved along the quixotic slow song that Lyra chose for our first dance. “I am having a mood swing.” She gave me a bitter smile. “Thanks to someone stupid male species, I am a child.”

But Elena was still happy she came. Days after days, months after months Elena kept trying Sarah's number to know what the result of the competition was, but it won't go through. Elena stopped trying and just gave up on it. April 6th, Elena's birthday she's finally 18 and now has access to her accounts. she woke up relieved and excited finally she could live a little bit comfortably and maybe stop working in the restaurant. she wished her mom could see her, how much she's grown, "I'm 18 now mum your baby is grown" she said with a smile.

Valen listens, but his hand stays lightly on my thigh, fingers brushing idle circles that make my cheeks warm. Lira leans back, laughter bright in her eyes as she trades barbed jokes with Thalen. “You always drink too fast,” she teases him, tipping her goblet toward him. “Someday you’ll drink yourself into a tree and forget how to fly.” He winks back. “I’d rather drink myself into a good night with a pretty woman than remember how to fly.” The table echoed with laughter. Rhaenan smirks and raises his glass. “To good nights, then. And to our Lady of the Twilight Court"

"I told you! Twilight is not just some sappy romantic book!" I frowned at Charlie, "IT'S AN AMAZING SAPPY ROMANTIC BOOK!" He chuckled and continued playing with my hair, "Whatever you say." I slapped his legs and fixed my head on his lap, "You don't believe me!" "No, no. I completely believe you." "Charlie..." "Vanchel..." "You suck." I pouted angrily, making him laugh louder than before. We are having our usual 'Lazy Sunday' and we are having a movie marathon.

“I know уоu’rе nоt hungrу, Iz, but уоu have tо eat. I’m thіnkіng wе can hаvе a Twilight marathon. Nothing lіkе реrvіng over ѕеxу vаmрѕ and wеrеwоlvеѕ to mаkе уоu fоrgеt аbоut nаѕtу mаn-whоrеѕ.” A hint of a ѕmіlе played оn mу lірѕ. Hе knеw mу Twіlіght weakness. I wеlсоmеd any distraction at thе mоmеnt. “Yeah, okay,” I said ѕіghіng, аnуthіng to mаkе hіm hарру. “Rіght, I’ll gо оrdеr the ріzzа.” He smiled, аnd I fоrсеd a fаkе one bасk. It slipped thе moment he lеft the rо оm.

"What is the veritable monster to you? Werewolves are kinda creepy in these movies, but the ones in Twilight? I'd take one of those as a pet any day!" Su rolled from laughing at my joke. Patting the floor as she got her bearings back, she responded. "A pet!? That's funny. You forget they're still people!" I pointed a twizzler at her, and mentioned, "Yeah, but if I get a handsome male wolf imprinted on me, he's gonna have to be my pet for a bit. Just cause!" Opal and Su roared with laughter. Tears fell from Su's eyes as she tried to stop choking on the saliva she inhaled.

he said and he winked at me. After Dracula, we watched Twilight where Jane threw another enormous amount of jokes around, mostly about sparkly stuff, mind reading and predicting the future and after we put on Underworld. “I'm going to be like Selene with my ex-boyfriend when I see him. Oh, and actually also your ex-boyfriend Tris,“ Jane said, nudging me in the shoulder. I turned to her with wide eyes. “We're sharing the same ex-boyfriend,“ I said with a shocked expression. “Enough about ex-boyfriends,“ Damon snapped. Jane rolled her eyes at me and focused on the tv again.

Ichiya threw his arm around Takumi's shoulders. “Ichiya, it's rude to throw your arm around someone's shoulder without permission.” “It's ok.” “See, Kei-kun, Tak-kun doesn't mind.” “How many times have I told you that it's not Kei-kun, it's Keito.” Twilight looked at them with confusion and then burst out laughing. The kind of laugh that sounds like a pig struggling to breathe. Yep, she snorts whenever she laughs.

"'YOUR' only lead, not ours. You should stop reading those Twilight novels. Next thing, you'll say Taylor Lautner entered your room in the night and whisked you away in his big strong arms." "Stay out of my fanfiction, Dorian! Knock it off!" Maddie growled and punched him on the arm. Scarlett blinked at the thought, Maddie reads Twilight Saga novels? And mostly, she favored werewolves over Vampires. Typical fangirl. But then she wondered if she could ask her if she had the Midnight Sun edition. "Well, I hypothesize that they're an extraterrestrial race posing as humans and they're looking for more hosts," Zack exclaimed.