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I don’t doubt her words for any reason—not when she’s way more than way too kind to me, I don’t doubt her in the slightest. My brows cinched as the wheels in my head turn, trying to put together everything she’s said. It’s a good idea, really. Instead of giving an answer right then and there though, I offered her a small smile instead. “I’ll think about it.” I resorted to that, even though I have a rough idea of what I’ll go with eventually. “You should. We need to get this Twilight shit in action.” “You’re obsessed with Twilight, aren’t you?”

" A slight twitch appeared on Twilight's lips. Larissa's crisp voice echoed in their ears. Twilight wished they could ignore it, but it was impossible. With one hand on her hips, Larissa took a high-powered megaphone from Joshua and yelled into it, "You should give up. "You're no match for Mister in both looks and strength. Just look at your shabby appearance. Are you afraid to show your true self, or are you just worried that people will see your face?" Larissa continued her relentless taunting. It not only caught Twilight off guard but also caused Ambrose's lips to tremble slightly. Larissa persisted. "I can see it. You're thinking about giving up. Don't be shy, I understand your pride.

“Diana, what on earth are you thinking? And trust me, I'm not poor. I have all the money and time in the world. I am a vampire, but I am never a poor thing.” She rolled her eyes. Poor thing! So innocent and stupid! “I'll pretend that I never heard you, okay? But my friends used to call me the human vampire of Twilight! " “I see now, you are talking about that silly movie about a vampire who shimmered in the sun? What was it again? A twilight?” She nodded her head, smiling. Finally,their conversation was going somewhere, she thought. “Those pathetic fools?” Her eyes widened, and she raised her eyebrow as if daring him to tell her how boring those movies were.

Tiernan clarified. "The Twilight Princess," Aideen affirmed again. "Do not ever call me that," I ground out. "What's wrong with being the Twilight Princess?" Aideen asked. "Too many damn vampire jokes," I snarled, and Tiernan choked back a laugh. "Vampires?" Aideen looked baffled. "Twilight is the title of a human motion picture about vampires," Tiernan explained. "It's a story; entertainment, like theater." "Which makes that title into a joke." I rolled my eyes. "As if it weren't bad enough to be a fairy princess. I swear; if my skin starts to sparkle, I'm going to scream."

Tyler’s POV ‘Is that how clumsy she is?’ Remus snarled. ‘Or is that her form of excuse so that she can just touch you again?’ I laughed at him. ‘Just let her act as if she needs us all the time. It makes our hearts flutter with butterflies.’ ‘Not for me.’ I swear I can feel Remus’ eyes rolling. “So now, we are going to watch Twilight.” My brows met. Our eyes met. “Why is it titled like that?”

I asked her. She grinned widely. “You read my mind! You are soooo Jacoby today..” she said. I died laughing. One of our favorite things to do was reference movies and tv shows. The boys never knew what we were talking about. But Bridge and I both loved the supernatural. And Twilight just happened to be one of our favorite movies. Not to mention we could speak in code around the guys and they had no idea what we were saying. “I know right?” I said. “And I’m not even in my wolf form…”.

Ryan gave the word air quotes which drew chuckles from those gathered. “I’m sorry for implying all that,” Enzo said quietly. “I’d love to get to know you more so thanks for the invite.” “You’re also welcome to visit us and know about us too.” Aurora grinned. “Oh, we’re way ahead of ya.” Stan laughed. “By the end of this day, we’ll know how many times y’all take a shit in a day.” “Oh my god!” The look on Gaia’s face mirrored what was on the faces of the other vampires. Aurora recovered first.

I let out a laugh, we may be different, but she did not like being told what to do. Quinn’s golden eyes narrow at me. “What is so funny?” “If you have to ask, then you must be stupid.” Somehow I was channelling Anika’s sarcasm and she was in hysterics “What did you call me?” He is on his feet and so are the twins, they stand between him and me. Quinn’s eyes were glistening with anger. “I said you must be stupid.” “Pathetic little girl. You have no idea what you are dealing with.”

My encounters with vampires on Earth had been minimal, and those few I'd met had been nothing but courteous. As the evening wore on, we indulged in light-hearted banter, our laughter echoing through the peaceful night. They generously shared training tips, offering advice on how I could hone my skills. By the time exhaustion started seeping into my bones, the twins had already anticipated it. They led me to a cozy corner they'd set up, an inviting array of blankets and pillows spread out, perfect for watching the sunset.

Tara’s slap landed with a sharp, crisp *smack*, echoing through the room. For a brief moment, Wesley’s expression changed, but he quickly twisted it into a deranged smile. “Feisty, huh? I like that.” Tara raised her right hand to strike him again, but he caught her wrist. She lifted her left hand, but he grabbed that one too. Wesley’s eyes glinted with menace. “This little bit of fight in you? It just makes it more exciting. Once the stuff fully kicks in, you’ll be begging me for more!”