Twilight Quotes Funny Novels & Stories

“You are my light….” Damian started singing while rocking the baby. “No …imbecile, it is you are my sun……” Devin cut him short before starting his own line. “Come on guys, why are you always this stupid? That song has been trending on tik tok for so long and you don’t even know the lyrics? It is, you are my Sunshine …….” Peter said as he laughed. The whole room broke out in a laughter. No one was left behind because Happy made things so simple. With him , there was no arguments or unnecessary fight but a lot of good energy and, in the end, the twins still made everyone’s day.

"Quickly, get to the point before I go to sleep!" "Huh?! Okay, okay, I’ll try to shorten it! You don’t know the art of speaking!" "If everyone learns the art of speaking like you did, it’s guaranteed to be boring and send people to sleep in a blink!" "Dare to make fun of older people, huh?" "Yes. Why? It looks like someone said yesterday that they know how to return the favor, right?"

I Pat to the space beside me on the sofa. Lexi walks up to me with a ridiculous smile and sits along with me. " so so what movie or show are we watching today?" I pass her the remote. "Definitely the twilight," I groan while she searches for it on N*****x. " it is always werewolves and vampires. And I hate the way they give more priority to the vampires. Won't there?" I take a sip from my cup. The hot chocolate is so smooth that it melts in my mouth. I could feel it on every taste bud on my tongue.

My breath fanned his bare chest, and I saw goose bumps form around the area. “I know I’ve said that before… but I really mean it. I regret putting you into this shit storm,” I continued, proceeding for a while longer before finishing: “I can only imagine how overwhelming all of this is to you. I mean, who would’ve thought—werewolves with special abilities? What is this, Twilight?” At this point I broke off into a nervous chuckle. Some part of me half expected Hector to at least humour me, and so when he didn’t I glanced up, hoping to at least see him smiling at me.

She went back into the other room. "Well, now that she killed our vibe. Movie time?" Jasmin asked and we nodded, preparing for a Twilight marathon. "Oh, my gosh, Edward, why must you be so hot, but so cruel? How can you leave her?" Jasmin yelled at the TV. "No, good riddance. Look at Jacob. Holy body,” Tori said, fanning herself. "Hey, Tori, you have a little drool," I said and she wiped her chin and glared at the fact that nothing was there.

I giggled and started to shrink in my seat to hide. "Sis, you're embarrassing sometimes," I purred at her. "One day, someone is going to jump into this car and insist on coming home with us because of you playing this.... Twilight fans are weird... and with our luck, it'd be a blood sucking leech." "That would be very fun~ We could slowly kill the leech!" She stuck her tongue out at someone flipping us off. I giggled and shook my head. "You're the best sister I could ask for," I muttered. "You should turn it up a bit more. I don't think the people inside the buildings can hear it yet." She stopped on the brakes.

He looked up and found what might have been the devil's offspring (for that monstrous kick) glaring at him. “What?” He asked. “I told you that I'm not sleeping in the same bed as you.” “Relax, it was an accident. I just sleepwalked is all. The couch wasn't that comfortable, you know.” “Fine. Let's pretend that I believe you so we can move on with our lives.” Later that evening, Takumi came back a little later than usual and found Twilight cooking. “I feel like I found myself a wife.” “What a great sense of humour you have.” She sarcastically remarked.

I stood up as I ran my hand through my hair dramatically, enjoying the reference of it all. "No twilight had it all wrong" Emma stated nonchalantly, gaining my attention. " I mean it's kinda the same thing as finding a mate though" Ashley added. "I didn't know you guys watched Twilight" I simpered brightly, and I didn't even notice that we were drifting from the important topic. "Who doesn't watch Twilight?" Emma scoffed, at which they all seemed to agree. "So how does it feel to see the wolves on TV knowing you're like that too?" I was a little too excited.

So sighting the bruise on Twilight made her face twist in disgust. Twilight traced her gaze and gasped, quickly covering it with her long-sleeve sweater. “It's nothing, Bella. It's just an accident while I was cooking in the kitchen.” “Oh,” Bella muttered, returning her attention to her phone. “You better be careful next time.” Twilight, however, felt her nerves igniting, panic surging in. Her nerves felt like they were burning. Knowing what it was, she excused herself and quickly left the classroom, heading to the restroom.

"What is the veritable monster to you? Werewolves are kinda creepy in these movies, but the ones in Twilight? I'd take one of those as a pet any day!" Su rolled from laughing at my joke. Patting the floor as she got her bearings back, she responded. "A pet!? That's funny. You forget they're still people!" I pointed a twizzler at her, and mentioned, "Yeah, but if I get a handsome male wolf imprinted on me, he's gonna have to be my pet for a bit. Just cause!" Opal and Su roared with laughter. Tears fell from Su's eyes as she tried to stop choking on the saliva she inhaled.