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His eyes on me were alight with life. "I don't like Twilight." I huffed, wrapping my arms securely around him and burying my face in his neck. "Every girl likes Twilight, or Gabrielle is lying to me." Sam retorted. A wide smile spread across my face. "Did you watch twilight with her?" "She refused to leave our room. Then she had the brilliant idea to watch a movie." Sam sarcastically recounted. "She chose twilight. What is that crap? Do you have any idea what vampires are truly like?"

A slight smile appeared on his face before he went back into enforcer mode. “I’ll talk to Quinn once we are back in Chicago. You’ll just have to find a way to keep me in her good graces once I do.” She leaned her head back and closed her eyes. “You have nothing to worry about. I’m sure she’ll realize what it means to be mated to you. She watched Twilight in high school.” Sean gagged, faking dry heaving. “Ugh. Why the fuck would you bring up that trash? Werewolves don’t just run around half naked in the woods…” Claire’s raised eyebrow silenced him. “Ok. Not ALL wolves run around half naked in the woods”.

you're special and important. People want you. I stare at her before laughing in her face. - O that you are ? She smile. "You were so stupid, you let a whole family of wolves be right under the your nose. I roll my eyes. - Sorry I did not know that we lived in fucking Twilight. “Get over yourself. Vampires? Real? That it's a little crazy. My eyes widen. - This is insane?! More insane than you think I'm special? Eat a dick! ’ Pain erupts in my shoulder, but I’m not sure why because no one has touched me. I grab it

she looked up and gave a small smile great start. “Well, well, well if it isn’t the loud mouth new kid” well not the reply I was hoping for“My name is Gwen and I don’t like fantasy novels only the cliche ones” “Twilight is a great love story only without Jake though” she laughed really hard before she replied “Now that’s quite ironic coming from a werewolf” WAIT WHAT!!“how did you-“ “You werewolves are so easy to smell cause you stink up the place with your scent” she caught me neatly with that one but I’m not going to lose “And you vampires are always so lonely because you’re scared you’ll feed on your human friends “

The one who has Dawn said, sarcastically. They are making commotion in front of the car and their audience I the three werewolves but the black vampires are dumb to notice their existence in the place. “I already admit that I don’t have the thing that you are looking for!” he yelled. His eye is fast to change its color to color red. An audibly sarcastic laugh echoed as the two of black vampires laughed. “You can’t fool us McNaire.” “Give what we are looking for or else these two admirable people in your life will turn into ashes.”

And I decided to change, to stop the drug lifestyle I had started and to take my life back. I opened a bookstore, which is doing quite well, I even have an assistant. It was much later that I learned who this mysterious man was. Calvin Lloyd, the alpha of the Twilight Pack. He had given me a mischievous look before holding out his hand, eyes as blue as the sky, he must have been twenty-eight years old. It was his hand that he had caressed his sex, I think I blushed when I recognized it. I didn't grab his hand and for three years now we've been fighting a cold war, me to hide the attraction I have for him, and him because he's a big jerk and nothing else. I wonder if he knows it was me that d

"God, you are delusional too. They sure messed with your brain. You are good to look at until you open your mouth. And yes, pun intended " "Is that a praise I hear? As far as I recall, you liked it when I opened my mouth," he smirked. A blush crept over Willow's cheeks. How dare he bring that up? "Now don't go pining over me. You won't get to chomp this,” Willow pointed to her body and continued, "ever again," Willow said, her eyes narrowed. "Never say never" "Try it and you will be resting in The Coffin... forever"

She was never indifferent. That’s why he didn’t have to ask her again. “What about the Twilight world?” she exclaimed. Reive smiled, raising his brows. “Close your eyes, you!” she added at once. “Don’t you see I’m looking at the wall?” the necromancer asked, putting into these words all the vestiges of innocence that still remained in him, at least in theory. “So, about the Twilight. Have you ever been there?” Angelina gave a loud snort. Judging by the sound, she’d begun to lather her sponge.

“If I choose the job, I obviously can’t go back to my mom, though?” It took her few seconds before she sighed. “Yeah, it makes sense. Sorry, I got it from p*******t and thought it was a cool quote.” I bite my lip to stop myself from laughing. But failed miserably as she made an eye contact with me. I cracked up to the point she throws the sofa cushion right onto my face. “Shut up.” “It’s a cool quote, though.” “Fuck off.”

He shared, not for a second wavered by Mira’s disinterest. "Wait,” Ruby cut in, her eyes lighting up with interest, “By bound by the sun, do you mean sparkle? Like bound to sparkle in the sun?" If it wasn’t for how serious she looked, Kevin wouldn’t have laughed but he did as Will attempted to suppress a smile from escaping him, “What's so funny? have you seen Twilight?" She asked, raising an eyebrow as Kevin shook his head, “Oh God! How could you not, Kevin?" "Here we go," Will and Mira exchanged a look, muttering under their breaths.