Twisted Funny Dark Quotes Novels & Stories

Her laugh carried a deeper meaning, and I understood it all too well. Though we shared similar features, our looks were far from equal. Though we had the same facial structures, hers looked like they had been passed through a beauty filter. She was simply beautiful, while I was plain. Estel swayed her hips as she left the room. It wasn't long before I heard her comforting Julian. Her voice was dripping with an exaggerated sweetness that could make anyone cringe. Having just donated blood, I wasn't feeling well, so I curled up and dozed off for a bit. When I woke up, the room was silent.

"I made the decision to spend some time out of town. to clear my head, as you know. That evening I visited a bar. Though it was not my regular scene, I wanted to briefly forget everything. Isabella leaned forward, her interest aroused. "Go on." Flash back The packed dimly lit bar had the murmur of chatter merging with the bass-heavy music. Sharon sat at the counter sipping her drink; the weight of her recent heartbreak hurt her heart. From next to her, a deep voice questioned, "Rough day?" She turned to find a man with a confident smile and sharp blue eyes. He was naturally handsome. his well-fitting suit suggested authority and riches.

she mockingly teased still laughing. "It is just a prank tsk" I rolled my eyes at them it is useless to talk with this two. "Not a good prank dear," Scar said. “That is why I am asking you this cause I am confused but then all you do is laugh like I said the biggest and funniest joke. I am asking because this is driving me crazy. Don’t you get it? Someone told me that I am his mate. ME? DARN, I AM A HUMAN?” I burst into anger and said that to them that made them stop laughing.

Emma Having someone control your body like a puppet, but you can only watch everything you do sucks. No matter how hard you try to fight it, you still just do what you were told, which pisses you off. No one has ever told me what to do, and I do it. You can ask me to do something but don't TELL me to do something. Hell, even if he had asked me, I would not have done it. So that pisses me off even more. I thought it was water in that damn cup. I am a damn werewolf. I thought if it had anything in it, I would be able to smell it. What is the point in having a super nose if you can't smell a damn potion or whatever that shit was. So that makes twice that the bitch from the diner has drugged me.

"No, it is not about what he said, but he is right; I always seem to carry some sort of darkness in my wake." "If you think you are 'darkness' then what am I?" He asked with a smirk on his face and though I tried forcing down the smile, I failed. "Then you would be Fifty Shades Darker." "Funny Lena. Very funny. Can I ask you a question?" "Yeah?" I answered, cocking my eyebrow.

I say chuckling "No, I'm really sorry about that" she apologises looking even more uncomfortable, if that's even possible. "No worries" I say casually, trying to make her more comfortable. "But hey listen if you really want to make it up to me, I've got a couple of ideas" I say wriggling my eyebrows. PRESENT DAY Klara (PoV) "Look man, I'm no expert in relationships and all that shit, but in my experience torture usually leads to break ups" Matteo says sarcastically to Adriano.

Grey warned. “Ready your coffin, Virgo,” Dark’s voice cut through, cold and final. “Dead,” Palvin said with a grin. “Farewell, you monkeys,” Grey added. “May your ugly soul find heaven,” Alfonso joked. “Amen,” Palvin said. “Boss, don’t be like that. Please. Think of the babes,” someone whimpered. “Move your a*s, three idiots. Kill the bastard with the bazooka or I will kill you all. Choose,” Dark barked.

he teased. I choked on my own saliva and glared at the sorry excuse of my fvcking best friend who was laughing his ass off. “Choked on someone’s c*m ?” he guffawed followed by a screeching “OWWWW” and I did not feel even an ounce of guilt when I burned his nasty butt with a shot of purple fire of Dark Arts. “You b*tch,” Zane cursed while using the power of Dark Arts himself to cool his grilled ass and to cover up the torn patch of his cargoes.

he teased. I choked on my own saliva and glared at the sorry excuse of my fvcking best friend who was laughing his ass off. “Choked on someone’s c*m ?” he guffawed followed by a screeching “OWWWW” and I did not feel even an ounce of guilt when I burned his nasty butt with a shot of purple fire of Dark Arts. “You b*tch,” Zane cursed while using the power of Dark Arts himself to cool his grilled ass and to cover up the torn patch of his cargoes.

“I swear, man, she did this thing with her tongue, on my dick and was like so gone, yo. I definitely blacked out.” “Bro,” Tayo added, spinning his towel like a whip, “ have you ever had someone sit on your face while quoting Beyonce lyrics? That's when you know you're alive.” The group burst out laughing. I chuckled along too even though I didn't get the joke or reference.