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Lucas also laughed. He looked at the Dark Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races who were talking indifferently, saying, "Is it really so funny?" ... The Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races said, "Of course!" "However, if I were to tell you that you all are about to die, would you still find it funny?" "What?" When the dozen or so Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races heard this, their laughter came to a screeching halt. "Human, you... you... what did you say?"

His witty remarks, laced with sarcasm, hang in the air, momentarily lightening the heavy atmosphere of the dungeon. I engage in a brief exchange of words with Tyler, our conversation punctuated by his dry wit and dark humor. He uses jokes as a shield, deflecting the severity of our predicament. The irony isn't lost on me; while I pity his situation, he seems oddly detached, finding solace in jests even when the reality of our captivity looms over us.

“Unless... you grab life by the throat and twist it into something so unexpected even Life does a double take.” They both blink at me while I chuckle. Yeah. I’m messed up. But at least I’m interesting.

I meant it when I think about these disturbing thoughts. I can't help it; these chuckles are like some kind of torture that I can't shake. They're like a cancer that I can't cure, and I'm starting to think that they're purposefully trying to drive me crazy. It's like they're enjoying making me feel this way, like they're some kind of twisted cosmic joke. But it's not funny. I want to screw them all.

I let out a laugh, we may be different, but she did not like being told what to do. Quinn’s golden eyes narrow at me. “What is so funny?” “If you have to ask, then you must be stupid.” Somehow I was channelling Anika’s sarcasm and she was in hysterics “What did you call me?” He is on his feet and so are the twins, they stand between him and me. Quinn’s eyes were glistening with anger. “I said you must be stupid.” “Pathetic little girl. You have no idea what you are dealing with.”

Her heart was troubled but she did not say a word. 'Memorized? Psh.' That was the last thing on Ares' mind before sarcastically slyly smiling

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he commented and at that moment I wanted the floor to open up and fucking swallow me whole. His smile widened as he went on, “You must’ve been really hungry.” My face burned hotter than before. I could still feel the ghost of his thumb on the corner of my mouth and my stomach chose that exact moment to growl again. Talk about perfect, fucking terrible timing. I yanked against the zip ties on my wrists, the plastic biting deeper into my skin as I glared at him with every ounce of hatred I had left. “Fuck you!” I spat. “You sick, twisted piece of shit. You think this is funny? Go to hell. I hope you choke on whatever’s left in that fucking bowl.”

Amadeo complained, like a child sulking. “That’s right, Dark! We’ll die if we-” “Then go die.” Dark cut him off, his gaze was as sharp as a sword. The two continued to complain while only Theodore accepted his verdict with no protest. “We will do as you order, my alpha-” “SHUT UP! DIE ON YOUR OWN IF YOU WANT!” the twins cried, falling on their knees in frustration. Caia almost cannot believe what she was witnessing. She even thought that Dark was being severe in his punishment. Yet, when she glanced at him, she caught the silly grin playing on his lips.

he says voice low and rough as he suddenly thrust one finger into my cunt. I let out gasp, my walls squeezing around his finger “You’re so tight baby” “Squeeze my finger just like that” “Fucking slut, hmm you like that don’t you?” “Mhmmm” I said nodding furiously, not being able ti find my words as pleasure racks through me He suddenly jams another finger into me,I scream his name as his fingers drag across my front wall, sending waves of pleasure through me. His other hand lands on my throat , his face coming up to meet mine, as he squeezed lightly “you answer when I speak to you baby, use your words” He says as he pumps his finger faster inside me.