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“Do you like it when I’m deep inside of you?” He whispered into my ear and my body shivered. “Yes please.Don’t stop,please don’t stop.” I managed. He put both hands on my neck and started to choke me as he fucked me even faster,his entire length filling me up. Having sex with one..no,two of your stepbrothers is just about the most forbidden thing ever. Serena just received the biggest shock of her life - her mother is engaged to be married to Dan Lodge, the father of her ex-boyfriend Cameron. To make matters even more complicated, Dan Lodge has twin sons - Her ex,Cameron and his brother Kaden. While Cameron is familiar, Serena is intrigued by the mysterious Kaden. With the wedding fast approaching, Serena lives under the same roof as the twin brothers. As a criminal defense lawyer, Serena is supposed to defend one brother against the other, but her feelings are spiraling out of control. She can't choose between the two brothers, and they're not making it any easier for her. The tension between them is off-the-charts, and it's driving her insane. CAUTION: This steamy novel is strictly for adult eyes only! Enjoy,but be warned,the heat will leave you breathless.

As a result of a dispute of two packs, two best friends, heirs to the alpha positions, turn to great foes. Kathrina Salvador is a seventeen year old girl who turns out to be the human mate of both the alphas of different packs. Alpha Hayden is the alpha of the Ruby Blood Pack. However, due to a one-side misunderstanding, his friend Rylan becomes his enemy. Alpha Rylan is the crowned alpha of the Black Moon Pack, who seeks to have revenge on Hayden and uses Kathrina who loathes him. On a night, Kathrina's soul gets tampered with by some nomadic vampire, but what is the truth? What is this misunderstanding that would later breed war? What would happen when both Alphas get to know that they are fated to one mate? Who would Kathrina be with? These questions need you to follow up, so follow through their lives, as they encounter war. With an enmity filled with grief, sorrow, bloodshed and mixed with romance.

How can two brothers who are not twins be mated to one woman? Not just any woman but an enemy Lol, it is insane. Lincoln and Lucas maverick the sons of Alpha Maverick - Alpha of shadow pack and Quinn’s mates held Quinn, Alpha jaxon ,and the whole blue moon pack captive after winning the fight for who will rule the supernatural world but…. They end up fighting for who will have Quinn. Quinn jaxon found out she is mated to two brothers who happens to slit her father's throat. Will she accept them after they killed her father? Even when two men can't have one mate? What then will happen to the other if one is accepted? Will the entire blue moon pack that has now become slave ever gain their freedom? Slide into the book to get the answers Enjoy your reading!

Ellen Laura a returnee translator who is proficient in many foreign languages, traveled to the nationalist period due to a car accident and became Ellen Laura, a country gentleman. Ellen Laura has a good family background, beautiful skin, and a handsome, young, and promising young marshal fiance Elmer Robert. It's just that Ellen Laura was born in a declining old-fashioned family, so he was just conservative and ignorant. His fiance despised her from the bottom of his heart, and outside Elmer Robert he sneered at her, despised her feudal thinking, had never seen the world and would not marry her even if she was pregnant. Ellen Laura's fiance's secretary also mocked her with a dubious accent in a foreign language. "Miss.Ellen, have you ever been to the cinema?" - Excuse me?You city folks really know how to play. "

Kelvin was forced to marry a villager, Alice by his grandmother in order to claim his inheritance despite having a girlfriend. He agrees to it with the plan to divorce her immediately he gets his inheritance after staying with her for 3 years. He sets up Alice before his grandmother with a worker in his company, Daniel, and had her thrown out of the house. Later he finds out about Anita's plot to get his property and makes a turn to search for Alice. This search unveils a hidden secret of the Sanders.......... Find out more in this exciting story

I wake up to a noise outside my room, my eyes widen to see my parents on their knees on the floor and a very tall man with a gun to his head. My dad had a pained expression on his face, he turns his face to the top of the stairs where our eyes meet. He quickly gave a smirk, it made me shiver. '' There!! '' My dad points at me making the man look at me. ''He can be the payment for your boss. He what? But there wasn't even time to think straight, the man grabbed my wrist and dragged me away. I look at my parents who smile, soon tears formed in my eyes. They... Are they selling me? I'm being sold to men I've never seen.

Soulmates. Everyone, between the ages of sixteen and eighteen, would have the names of their soulmates appear on their left or right wrist in a light grey ink that turned red when you meet them. Should your soulmates die then their name would turn white. *** *** Luca stood staring down at the water below him as he stood on the thick cement railing of the bridge. Looking down at his wrists he traced the names Williams Roswell and Jedidiah Roswell, the names of his soulmates who he had yet to meet. “I’m sorry,” He sobbed. “I can’t do it anymore. You both will be better off without me, you don’t need me… I’m nothing…”. “Goodbye.” He dropped his hands to his sides and took a deep breath then jumped in.

Mistfalls Wilderness Camp is an awful place, a series of islands in the rainy Northwest, populated by delinquents and outcasts from their families. It is supposed to be a remedial place—but Taylor soon learns something else is happening here. They are training the kids here for something. But what?These kids are all different, not normal somehow. And as Taylor herself goes through changes she doesn’t understand, she can’t help but wonder: is she different, too? But when she finds herself having a crush on a mysterious boy, Taylor realizes he is not what he seems—and that her own destiny may be far greater than she imagined.But will their forbidden love take them both down for good?Weaving a world of fantasy, love, destiny and sacrifice, WISH is a page-turning vampire saga, one that will whisk you away to another place and make you fall in love with a bold new heroine as you turn pages late into the night. With shocking twists and turns at every corner, you will not put it down. Fans of books such as Crush, Twilight and Vampire Academy are sure to fall in love!Future books in the series are also available.

Diana is just a young omega wolf; a visiting pack, lead by two Alphas were on their way to sign a treaty with her pack. She had lost hope to find her mate, but what she didn't expect was to be mated to an Alpha, let alone two. Will she be able to live up to the standards of a Luna, or will she crumble at the challenge? Will the three of them have a bond that is unbreakable or will it be too much to handle?

Sophie knew she didn't belong. Her family had lied to her and she needed answers. What she learns shocks her to her core. Now she scrambles to put the pieces together while juggling with the truth.Eric found himself in trouble. Being Alpha of a pack meant he had responsibilities and he was damned if he would end up a failure. But was he ready for his world to come crashing down around him?When Sophie and Eric's worlds collide will there be a happy ending or will they be punished for mistakes dug up from the past?