Two Blondes Walk Into A Bar Joke Novels & Stories

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

If those military boys were anywhere tonight, they were at this bar. We stepped inside, adjusting our eyes to the revolving colored disco lights, and there they were. All three of them were leaned up against the bar, their jeans showing off perfect asses. Their t-shirts were ripped, and I could see how muscular they were underneath their clothing. One guy's shirt was a particularly bright shade of red and another had a gorgeous mane of blonde hair. However, "Blondie" and "Redshirt" weren't the guys that I was really checking out. The dark-haired one I liked was laughing at a joke Blondie had told. I did a quick check, and while there were no girls currently hanging on them, hungry looks abou

Johnson ➡ Look, do what ever you like, I told you I don't know anything, I just enjoyed myself at the party that's all and even if I heard what the meeting is all about, You would have heard it spread around already, Just do it, I'm tired of ur mind games. She looked at me for a while and started laughing! Just what is wrong with this people? They were all laughing, They removed their masks and saw their faces, I was astonished! It was barbie and her gangs, They were laughing so hard holding their stomachs, I was really angry, I was humiliated beyond belief! The guy that gave the scissors to Barbie came and cut me loose! As soon as he did that, I jumped on him punching him in the face, the o

What a gold digger, this type of woman was the bad type that lead all men to think that all women were the same, she was so shameless. "Not today babe, I have work to take care of, how about you let Chris drive you home, you need to rest, a beautiful body such as yours needs care" he whispered as she giggled loudly, I couldn't hold back the laughter I felt, I burst out laughing as they all looked at me like I was crazy. "Oh sorry don't mind me, I still have time to watch your pathetic shitty drama" I said loudly in laughter. "Who is this trash?" The blond asked as my laughter stopped.

Instead, I had an often old, often inflexible stern-faced man following me around. So I made it my goal to have some fun with them, and the pranks gave me something to do. The door to my shop opened and Blonde walked back in. To my surprise, she was followed by Brown-hair, who was apparently pleading with her to get back together. She picked up the book she’d thrown and stalked back to the shelf she’d taken it from, Brown-hair following her the entire time. I had to give him some credit, he was determined. Even if he was an asshole.

He said laughing as he got out of the vehicle and walked up the stairs. Once inside a beautiful woman with long blond hair came walking towards us. As soon as she got closer to us she began to laugh. “Oooooooohhhh, You are sooooo in trouble Jason. I am telling my brother.” The blond teased Jason that had a big stupid grin on his face.

“Good hunting.” She and Cali threaded their way toward the bar, drawing lots of looks, but managing to make it across the room without being stopped. One guy in a clown costume tried to engage them, moving smoothly into their path and pointing down at Leesa's foot. “Hey, great wound,” he said. “Cut yourself shaving?” He doubled over, guffawing in exaggerated clown laughter at his joke.

“Oh, come on. You’re my daughter and you’re beautiful. You mean to tell me no man at that bar has treated you right yet?” “They can hardly make it to the bar when you’re there,” I said. “How about those bikers brothers?” she asked. “How the hell is that even remotely relevant?” I asked. “Oh, come on, everyone’s noticed them. The five men with the jetblack hair and the piercing blue eyes? You know two of them are twins? I wonder if their cocks look the same.” “I’m not doing this. Nope,” I said. “Oh, come on and entertain your mother for a little while. I don’t have anyone to talk to today,” she whined.

"Well, let's just say it's a little secret." "I will find out some day." she cooed, tracing a finger over my bicep. "You won't keep it a secret forever." "Good luck with that," I winked at her. My attention switched to the men who had walked into the bar at that moment. The suits and sunglasses matched and almost made them look like identical twins. "Time for business, love," I forced a smile to the waitress. She looked at the men and her brows lifted in understanding.

Alan's eyes followed the man that walked into the bar and the smile that lit up Freya's face was not all that enticing for him. What was so funny or so interesting about the blonde guy that Freya was smiling so big? The bar bustled with patrons who had not seen the sisters for a while and now that the business is back up, it's like the whole city wanted to drink there while the slimy men kept trying to engage the sisters in whatever inconsequential discussions their silly heads could bring up.