Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

"You're not ugly. I'm ugly. I'm ugly." Stacy was amused by his attitude. Zong Jingrong took the opportunity to push the door open and came in, lying on the bed with a woman in his arms. He pulled her head to let her look at him, but still felt resentful because of his ugly appearance. "Am I really ugly?" Stacy found it funny. He could be unhappy about such a thing. He said with a smile, "You're ugly, but I don't dislike you." Harry, "..."

The best part about her close friend Marvina was, she will always do her best to make her laugh even if she had to lower her image to act stupid. "Well, you should be honoured because I showed this hideous face to you. My boyfriend will get a heart attack if he sees me making that face." Said Marvina while muffling her laughter. "Make that face again, I want to take a video of it and show it to your boyfriend," Jennet said while laughing. "Hey!" Marvina growled at her and smiled. "Let's just finish eating all this and head home." She changed the topic. Jennet snickered at her friend. "Make that hideous-looking face again." She pleaded to her.

I have to go to the washroom to clean it. Another user with the name "I'm Very Ugly but Innocent" commented: [My god. The man is handsome and the lady is gorgeous. The man is tall and muscular. The lady is petite and gentle. Is this something we can imagine?] A user with such an innocent, pure name actually typed so boldly like a female thug. Of course, there were also users who would say something discouraging. One user commented: [All of you started imagining things just by looking at their backs. What if their backs look nice, but their faces are uglier than pigs?]

I asked making my face look mad. "No. I don't want you talking to her. She has cooties. You shouldn't be friends with her. Look at her? She's sooo ugly." she said, scrunching her face. "No, she's not," I said looking at McKenzie. "You're ugly, Kaitlyn," I told her, making her eyes big and opening her mouth so big, you can fit a thousand flies inside.

"I can see why he's obsessed you're fucking beautiful." "And hot." Tasha's muffled voice adds in as she munches her last piece of chips. "And smart, funny, stupid and she makes horrible puns too." Jackson says casually, a stupid smile on his face. "Fuck off." I say dryly, a smile tugging at the side of my lips. "He's right, Iris." Tasha nods agreeably. "And let's not forget the horrible Dad jokes too." "Really, Tash?" I sigh, which makes her burst out in laughter.

I manage to laugh, though it's a bit painful with all the bandaged wounds and bruises on my face. "I look ugly, right?" CJ looks at me and laughs. I roll my eyes. "That's not funny, Cedric. It's a fucking question. And questions need answers. Am I ugly, Cedric?" CJ gazes at me, his eyes darker than usual. "You're my friend, right?" he asks gently. "Ofcourse!" "And friends tell the truth, right?" I groan. "Yes ofcourse, Cedric." "You still look amazingly beautiful. Even with the bandages and bruises, you're still beautiful."

Hello, My name is Jane, and between my sister and me, I am the ugly one. And no, I am not an insecure bitch who likes to complain about my looks all the time. My sister Liliana is blessed with beautiful genes. She had long flowing blonde hair with bright blue eyes and pink lips that remind you of delicate flower petals.

Did he just agree that I am the ugliest person? *_All of them are the same._* My wolf made jokes. *_Now leave this place immediately._* *_That you are accurate is awful. Why not..._* *_Nothing has changed, Lisa; after being bitten twice, you are now the fool. Simply leave._* It continued to rebel. "Lisa, you need to relax so that we can have a genuine talk; I wasn't making fun of you. I merely meant that it explains why you are so reserved.” *_I'm sorry you're mistaken_*. I used my wolf in my jokes.

I never even liked him, his hair was always too permed for my liking. His eyes always seemed too white, what a jerk! He’s not even that great, his shoes are always the same pattern. He’s a stupid jerkface with the dick of a baby carrot.” Ok, that last one was Sam’s. And despite herself, Juliette had laughed, adding that he might be a jerkface, but there was nothing babyish about his carrot. “I speak with love when I say we can never forget when Juliette pulled off a crazed woman look for a whole day,” Sam mused, making us laugh. Well, most of us. “Haha, very funny,” Juliette chirped, but even she couldn’t help laughing at the memory. She really did pull off a crazed woman look that day.

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.