Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

"Good morning to you too. I could say the same to you. What's with the face?" "My face? There's something wrong with it? Could you be more specific? Is it this?" He crossed his eyes and puckered his lips. "Or this?" His features changed into a monkey like face, cheeks puffed out and moving his ears. I always wished I could do that. It was cute. "Or maybe this one?" He stuck his tongue out to touch the tip of his nose while his one eye wondered, making me crack up. "Yes! Definitely that one. It's just your entire face." We both were laughing so hard that my desk was shaking.

I replied, feeling a surge of annoyance. Matteo's lips stretched into a wolfish smirk. "Is someone jealous?" he teased. I flexed my knuckles, unable to contain my anger. I punched him hard in the face, causing him to groan in pain. "Damn boss, I've always told you to avoid the face. I can't get a good fuck if I walk in with my face looking like a crushed zombie," he complained, but I could see the amusement in his eyes. "Although, I must say, it took you quite a while to do that."

Ugly duckling yelled. "Can you just shut up? You look so hideous while yelling. Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror before coming out in the morning? I guess you don't have one since you are a lowly slave like me. Let me analyze your look, you don't have to pay because I'm generous, you are welcome sweetheart. So this is the analysis I have made. You look like a bull dog with a frog face... no not frogs because frogs actually look way cuter than you. You look like a vulture, a hairless rat with your half-eaten hair and you are so dirty... I would just call you a swine. And you have the gut to crush on my Prince Kael. Ugly frog!" I rushed my words, breathing heavily.

I furrowed my brows and pulled my arm away. "I don't go on dates with ugly guys," I replied, dumbfounded. "Wh-what! Hey! I'm not ugly!" He stepped closer and even touched his face to mine. "Look at me, high nose, thick eyebrows, fair-skinned, and a strong jawline. Isn't that handsome?" I rolled my eyes and pushed his face away. "Your breath stinks!" I pretended to pinch my nose. He sniffed his mouth and I turned away.

“What do you have that I’ll be jealous of?” “For one, my kindness, you said that yourself.” “Hm.” “And you just can not deny that this face is not more than appealing.” “What face?” I tried to look disgusted, once again, he forced my head back down. I laughed, this guy was plain crazy.

“I am ugly and stupid. I am such a fool!” “Who said you are ugly, a stupid, and a fool?” asked the voice in front of me. Wiping my tears, I looked up to see Francine smiling down at me. “Whoever told you that is a stupid insecure fool who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.”

He said, chuckling. Me, funny? I'm gorgeous, actually! He's the ugly one. "Yeah, so sorry, Ugly Zac, you're stuck with my beauty!" I said with a sassy attitude, flipping my hair for extra drama. The idiot just laughed even harder! "Stop it. I'm going to die laughing! Is that our endearment?" He asked, still chuckling. "What do you mean?" I replied, confused. "The 'ugly' thing? Is that what we call with each other?" He asked innocently.

Dumb face: but you're really not behind me, people only say that when they are behind you. I chuckle, he's kinda right. Me: go away Aaron. Dumb face: ok seriously where are you? I've been looking for you everywhere. I smile, he's sweet. Really sweet. Impossibly sweet. Literally sweet. Me: I won't tell. Dumb face: I'm groaning. I'm groaning so loud people think I'm ejaculating. Oh my gosh...gross. Dumb face: did that gross you out enough to fess up your location?

"Alright, fine. If you won't smile, I'll have to tell you my top-tier jokes. What do you call a fake noodle?" Elena had blinked, her stern frown flickering for a split second. "What?" "An impasta." She had stared at me in absolute, stony silence for three whole seconds. "That is terrible. That is the worst joke I've ever heard." "Okay, okay, tough crowd," I had grinned, my dark eyes sparkling with wicked delight as I stroked her cheek. "Why don't scientists trust atoms?" "Jaxx, please stop…" "Because they make up everything."

Zack Lee smiled at me and teased me. “Don’t laugh. You’re ugly like a shit. ” I said with emphasis and his staff held back their laughter, because he was really ugly. “W-what ?! What did you say?!. ” He asked me angrily and suddenly, and I was the one laughing out loud now because of what he was up to. Why? Can’t he accept that he’s really ugly ?. Criminal is still ugly.