Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

"Good morning to you too. I could say the same to you. What's with the face?" "My face? There's something wrong with it? Could you be more specific? Is it this?" He crossed his eyes and puckered his lips. "Or this?" His features changed into a monkey like face, cheeks puffed out and moving his ears. I always wished I could do that. It was cute. "Or maybe this one?" He stuck his tongue out to touch the tip of his nose while his one eye wondered, making me crack up. "Yes! Definitely that one. It's just your entire face." We both were laughing so hard that my desk was shaking.

Under the gazes of many people, Qi Waner showed a strange smile on her face and said, "Because you are too ugly!" "Haha..." The students around them burst into laughter, which attracted the attention of other classes. They all looked in their direction. "He is too ugly!" Zhi Fubao laughed and said, "This female student's eyes are really sharp. She saw the essence at a glance. I also think that this guy is too ugly!" Tian Boguang also laughed and said, "He is so poor. He's so ugly, but he think he is handsome. Doesn't he have a mirror at home? Won't he look at himself in the toilet reflection when he wakes up in the morning?"

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

I replied, feeling a surge of annoyance. Matteo's lips stretched into a wolfish smirk. "Is someone jealous?" he teased. I flexed my knuckles, unable to contain my anger. I punched him hard in the face, causing him to groan in pain. "Damn boss, I've always told you to avoid the face. I can't get a good fuck if I walk in with my face looking like a crushed zombie," he complained, but I could see the amusement in his eyes. "Although, I must say, it took you quite a while to do that."

Seeing him smile, she stops, she says mischievously: “I must have been so ugly that you have to laugh!” “No, my innocent little kitty! I'm smiling because I feel so lucky to be around such a lovely and naughty girl. And, you're not ugly, you're cute. You are always like that!" Mia sighs, so he still does not give up. Seeing Mia's rather funny expression, the man tries to hold back, and asks the girl: “So what do you think who is an ugly person?” The girl thinks for a moment, then replies:

Then they looked at my face and gasped. I was wearing a big, ugly mask that made my nose look totally flat and my skin full of brown spots. I looked like the ugliest wolf in the whole Ravenmoor Moon City. "Mommy," Zuberi whispered as we walked through the big crowd. "How long do you have to wear that super ugly thing on your face? It makes me sad." "Are you saying your mommy is ugly, baby?" I teased him, keeping my eyes on the big glass walls.

Ugly duckling yelled. "Can you just shut up? You look so hideous while yelling. Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror before coming out in the morning? I guess you don't have one since you are a lowly slave like me. Let me analyze your look, you don't have to pay because I'm generous, you are welcome sweetheart. So this is the analysis I have made. You look like a bull dog with a frog face... no not frogs because frogs actually look way cuter than you. You look like a vulture, a hairless rat with your half-eaten hair and you are so dirty... I would just call you a swine. And you have the gut to crush on my Prince Kael. Ugly frog!" I rushed my words, breathing heavily.

I furrowed my brows and pulled my arm away. "I don't go on dates with ugly guys," I replied, dumbfounded. "Wh-what! Hey! I'm not ugly!" He stepped closer and even touched his face to mine. "Look at me, high nose, thick eyebrows, fair-skinned, and a strong jawline. Isn't that handsome?" I rolled my eyes and pushed his face away. "Your breath stinks!" I pretended to pinch my nose. He sniffed his mouth and I turned away.

“What do you have that I’ll be jealous of?” “For one, my kindness, you said that yourself.” “Hm.” “And you just can not deny that this face is not more than appealing.” “What face?” I tried to look disgusted, once again, he forced my head back down. I laughed, this guy was plain crazy.

“I am ugly and stupid. I am such a fool!” “Who said you are ugly, a stupid, and a fool?” asked the voice in front of me. Wiping my tears, I looked up to see Francine smiling down at me. “Whoever told you that is a stupid insecure fool who doesn’t know what she’s talking about.”