Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

That's impossible. Impossible, because I don't have an attorney to seduce, and besides, with this face? I can seduce someone? That's impossible. I'm ugly, only a crazy person would go for me. But in fairness, my friend is really good at making jokes. He lightens up the atmosphere. For a moment, I forgot about my problems because of his joke. "I am not joking, Marra if that's you think." I stopped laughing when I heard his serious tone. But eventually, I laughed again before facing his behavior.

He is very serious with that question. Hunter went near me. "Why aren't you looking at them, bro? Well, they aren't the ones whom you wanted to see. They are ugly compared to you," he whispered. "Are you telling me that I am ugly?" I asked him, and he smiled at me. "No, but because I am more handsome than you. I can't figure out the exact words to describe your face. Maybe normal." I chuckled because of his naughtiness. Even though we are still in this kind of position he didn't forget to make everyone laugh effortlessly with his corny jokes, and I think he is not aware of that.

I try to make her explain. " okay Ma'am " she says sarcastically which shows that she has not believed a word of what I have told her. " Believe me Noami, one thing I know, that guy can't fall for a person like me. Ugly , uneducated ..fashion less.. " I say with a bit if sadness in my tone.

I laughed so hard that I couldn't contain my cackles and snorts which made her face turn an ugly shade of red that doesn't look good on her. "What the fuck are you laughing at bitch?" she growled turning another shade uglier and lemme just say ewwwww as I laughed harder. "Nothing much really, just the fact you're so dumb and stupid. First I'm not a bitch but guess who is? You! Your tasty ass is the biggest bitch I've even met. So thumbs up on that award. And second you think my mates will take a glance at your broomstick physique or your ugly ass face and by the way as girl to girl, red is very very ugly color on you maybe you should try green. I believe it will suit you better." I said wit

"How about if I punch you in the face and say I'm just f*cking pissed off, you think you'll be happy!!" "Then punch me if you can, don't just talk," I said with a smile, you're full of words Vallery. "Oh, I forgot to tell you that, I don't let anyone punch my precious face!" I told her with emphasis. "You're an ugly attitude nerd!!" Me? Ugly? Who f**king said that? Of course who else would it be! I admit that I'm attitude but I'm not ugly, no one is ugly in this world right? It's just a word anyway, an insulting word to make people down.

"Well since you are so genius and you've figured that I want to be left alone then why are you bothering me?" "Let's say, I don't like to see sad faces especially if that face is this beautiful." He winked again. "God... get your eyes checked. And you are what a clown who can't stand sad faces?" "I am not, but... I can be that for you." He said and dipped his index finger in a ketchup bowl and painted it on his nose as he started making weird faces. "Hello beautiful, my name is Mr. Laughter and I make people laugh." He said it in a childish tone.

"You're making fun of my cum face, aren't you?" "What?" I feigned ignorance. "How would I? Why should I? It's not like you have the most hilarious cum face I've ever seen." His fake frown disappeared and made way for a cheeky grin. "Mine is the only cum face you've ever seen. You know that." I rolled my eyes. Corky bastard. "I wouldn’t be so sure if I were you." I replied. He was right, absolutely right. However, it always gave me great pleasure to deflate and bruise his oversized ego.

I frowned. "So...it's fine for you even though she's ugly?" I asked. He laughed at me. He ruffled my hair again. "Silly. As long as she has a face, ugly or not, it's fine for me," he said. I stared at him checking if he was lying. "I don't want an ugly mate," I said truthfully. He laughed one more time. I didn't understand what was so funny about what I was saying but I just let him go.

I touched my cheeks quickly as if there were dirts lying on them. I suddenly felt a whack at my back and I jerked. The hit was so hard I felt my back slightly aching and I slowly turned to see two furrowed eyes scowling at me but those angry eyes sat in the smooth face of a blonde lady. "Ugly b*tch!" She screeched like thunder, "you're so ugly you deserve to be in a Pig's pen cause that's where ugly animals should be." A lady besides her snorted into a serious outburst of laughter.

I asked and he just sent me a sheepish smile. "Smile please, you look even better when you smile." He said. "No." Why does he not get it? I always look like a hobo in pictures. I am not as photogenic as my best friend. "Please." He pleaded again and I was going to answer him with a no when he scrunched his face up and started making ugly faces at me. I started laughing at him and he just made more ugly faces at me. My stomach started hurting from laughing too hard and I placed a hand on it and bent over a bit, trying hard to rein in my laughter.