Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

I mumbled. The moment I saw my reflection, my breath stopped. I was terrified; the reflection staring back at me wasn’t mine at all. The left side of my face was completely scared, unrecognizable and irritating. I felt the pain even more now. “No!” I screamed, smashing the mirror to the wall. “That can’t be me… No…” It felt like a living nightmare; I wanted to wake up from it. “You’re a beast! A monster!” He spat. “With a face like yours, our guests would run for their lives at first glance. People will think a beast broke out of the wild.”

Under the gazes of many people, Qi Waner showed a strange smile on her face and said, "Because you are too ugly!" "Haha..." The students around them burst into laughter, which attracted the attention of other classes. They all looked in their direction. "He is too ugly!" Zhi Fubao laughed and said, "This female student's eyes are really sharp. She saw the essence at a glance. I also think that this guy is too ugly!" Tian Boguang also laughed and said, "He is so poor. He's so ugly, but he think he is handsome. Doesn't he have a mirror at home? Won't he look at himself in the toilet reflection when he wakes up in the morning?"

The man says with a rueful expression on his scarred face. "Speak for yourself scarface. I'm a certified lady's man!" Another says smugly, a superior smirk on his pointy face. Their bickering seems to annoy the fourth person in the room who seems to be trying to press his phone. He has a perpetual frown on his face as he stares at the two arguing men. "John, both of you are idiots and the only women who like your ugly mugs are your mothers. Now shut up." Says a grumpy man.

She said and that got Nick smiling a bit "Don't worry, I plan to forget it all because you don't look good when you cry"he said and received a punch on the arm from Celine "Ouch!!!" "Are you trying to say that am ugly?"She asked "Some thing like that "He replied trying to mess with her head. "That's a lie, people tell me that am more beautiful when I cry or when am angry"She said "Or more like ugly when you cry and an horror when angry"he said .

The question hit her and her face lit up. All this while that I have been thinking I am an ugly ass unfortunate bitch that shouldn’t be in the world in the first place, what makes me ugly, like what is the problem with me. A lot of women have big noses, a lot of lips, big eyes, something that makes them imperfect in the eyes of both men and women so what do I have that makes me ugly? Let's go find out, shall we...

He doesn't seemed used to being told that he's ugly, maybe because all of the people praising him so much to the point that he'd been an arrogant jerk, tsk! I'll always remember that the easiest way to pissed an arrogant man, is to insult his so-called handsome face. ***

If something that bad can even be classified as a joke. Harmony couldn't resist and whipped her hand on her face. She just couldn't catch a break today, could she? "I'm sorry that was a really bad joke." The person had his lips tugged up, the smile was still small but more apparent on his face, as well as his bottomless pitch-black eyes showed flashes of amusement. He shook his head at her. "It's okay, I liked it." He said, this time his voice was a little hoarse.

"I couldn't possibly be that ugly." My laughter fills the room.

Those eyes reminded her of everything brown — the coffee. Crinkles usually formed underneath and beside his eyes whenever he cackled. Those crinkles got her thinking if he was older than he looked, because, asides the crinkles, his porcelain skin always shone with youthfulness and vibrance, the kind of vibrance that radiated from a healthy teenager. " ... want some berries?" Dr Jake offered her a bowl of red berries. Rosaleen gave a soft, close-tipped smile which the young man couldn't discern if it was an approval.

he added, glaring straight at me, “stop spreading lies about what never happened before I make you regret.” He turned and stormed out. The silence didn't last long. They all began to laugh, even much louder this time. A crumpled paper hit my shoulder. “You heard him,” a guy said. “You are so pathetic and ugly.” I couldn't say a word to defend myself. Susan appeared like a storm. “ Even if it's true, so what? What's your business?” she snapped, glaring at everyone. I don't know if I should feel better or not because of her actions. I'm already ashamed of myself.