Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

"Hang on. Don't tell me that's why you came at me with two machetes in hand and hunted me down the streets like a dog. I didn't do anything!" I let out a self-deprecating laugh. I now knew that in Joshua's eyes, I was nothing but a clown—a pet he could toy with as he pleased. Well, why should I stick around to be the object of their jokes?

His brows are lifted up a little and one side of his face twitches up a tinny smirk as he chews on his buttom lip. "I can't say i really give a shit Ali but I'm quite offended you would call me of all people ugly" he makes funny gestures with his fingers and rolls his eyes at the mention of the last word. " You should know, there are a lot of ladies out there that could die for just a little piece of this man meat." He pointed both thumbs at himself and winked. I really try not to act as childish as he is.... But I just can't help the eye roll that escapes me.

I mumbled. The moment I saw my reflection, my breath stopped. I was terrified; the reflection staring back at me wasn’t mine at all. The left side of my face was completely scared, unrecognizable and irritating. I felt the pain even more now. “No!” I screamed, smashing the mirror to the wall. “That can’t be me… No…” It felt like a living nightmare; I wanted to wake up from it. “You’re a beast! A monster!” He spat. “With a face like yours, our guests would run for their lives at first glance. People will think a beast broke out of the wild.”

"Grumpy" "Ugly" "You!" "you're lack of attention"

The man says with a rueful expression on his scarred face. "Speak for yourself scarface. I'm a certified lady's man!" Another says smugly, a superior smirk on his pointy face. Their bickering seems to annoy the fourth person in the room who seems to be trying to press his phone. He has a perpetual frown on his face as he stares at the two arguing men. "John, both of you are idiots and the only women who like your ugly mugs are your mothers. Now shut up." Says a grumpy man.

Eyes — some wide, some narrowed. Mouths whispering, sneering, laughing. I was the joke now. Folks I'd smiled at, made coffee runs for, covered shifts for — now staring at me like I was a monster. "Freak." "Sicko." "Disgusting." Paige, Stella , and some others just stared at me Disgust and some emotion I couldn't name evident in their features "You must be some kind of sick person, Yuyu — or is that even your name?"

She said and that got Nick smiling a bit "Don't worry, I plan to forget it all because you don't look good when you cry"he said and received a punch on the arm from Celine "Ouch!!!" "Are you trying to say that am ugly?"She asked "Some thing like that "He replied trying to mess with her head. "That's a lie, people tell me that am more beautiful when I cry or when am angry"She said "Or more like ugly when you cry and an horror when angry"he said .

The question hit her and her face lit up. All this while that I have been thinking I am an ugly ass unfortunate bitch that shouldn’t be in the world in the first place, what makes me ugly, like what is the problem with me. A lot of women have big noses, a lot of lips, big eyes, something that makes them imperfect in the eyes of both men and women so what do I have that makes me ugly? Let's go find out, shall we...

Ugly, old, smelly, ugly. Great, just great.

The best part about her close friend Marvina was, she will always do her best to make her laugh even if she had to lower her image to act stupid. "Well, you should be honoured because I showed this hideous face to you. My boyfriend will get a heart attack if he sees me making that face." Said Marvina while muffling her laughter. "Make that face again, I want to take a video of it and show it to your boyfriend," Jennet said while laughing. "Hey!" Marvina growled at her and smiled. "Let's just finish eating all this and head home." She changed the topic. Jennet snickered at her friend. "Make that hideous-looking face again." She pleaded to her.