Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

"How can pimples get so disgusting? Don't you use skincare products for it?" I rolled my eyes at them, "what would rogues know about skincare?" "Well, I know that nobody's face should be looking like that, '' he gestures to me. "You look like some kid's nightmare comes to life". I frowned, "well at least I'm not indecently kidnapping girls". They looked between themselves, before one of them answered. He was big and had a fierce gaze, he hadn't said anything since I woke up, just staring and laughing at the jokes made about me.

Please don't be a jerk if you find yourself with your face on the ground. Oh my goodness! What a catastrophe! Your lack of abs, lack of testicles, and jutay! The fact that you are stupid, loud, thick-faced, unattractive, and jutay! This makes me want to explode rather than spend time with you! Upon finishing my screaming, I sprung to my feet, two arms on either side of my head, and serious eyes looking at me in the face.

When he got close, he suddenly leaned his face toward mine, which startled me. “So? Am I still ugly?” he asked with a grin. Even though I wanted to scream for help, I held it back because I didn’t want him to think I was desperate for someone with such a bad attitude. I shoved him hard and smirked. “You look like Damulag from Doraemon—that’s your face,” I said. “F*ck!” he cursed angrily and went back to his seat. His companions laughed, while he sat down annoyed next to another guy I didn’t know.

Just how fast can reaction change? With my hand slightly hiding my lip, I hear him speak again. “That’s it. Smiling suits you better. How bright can someone’s face be when they have a smile on their lips…” Now… I can genuinely say that I am smiling. How nice the driver was… I hope all people are like him. “Then… what happened to the bastard that hurt your son?” “What else? I smack him in the face full force! If only you Ms can see how funny that bastard’s face looks like! He looks like a freaking worm! Ha ha ha”

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked

She is even uglier than the Virganians! (Virganians- the ugliest type of an ogre. An S class monster) 'hahaha' Everyone who heard what the latter said laughed. Tsk. If I cut off their heads, let's just see if they are still beautiful afterward. "Shut up all of you! You have no right to and insult her! You are beautiful and handsome but your character has been rotting in hell for a long time! Another word and all of you will end up in the detention room.” Lia shouted so they all fell silent

These guys were shitty human beings. Laughing man groaned in pain as he ripped his mask off. He rolled to his back, his hand wrapped around his upper thigh. I held back a smile when I realized that I'd nearly hit his gonads. He was in his late twenties with a buzz cut. Not bad looking, but he was the ugliest person in the world. All of them were. "You shot me." Laughing man shot daggers at me. "Really? Was that me? Whoops. My fingers must've gotten lost because I meant to do this." I flipped him off.

my sister said “I would, but your face would scare everyone away because of how ugly you are” I teased her as I stuck out my tongue to her. Our parents just sat there laughing. “Well jokes on you, we look alike so you are basically calling yourself ugly” she fired back. I was about to reply her when I heard Serena’s car honk outside.

The other guy approaches me and begins picking at my hair with both of his index fingers and thumbs. "No." He shakes his head, continuing to poke and pull at my hair. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." He raises his hands in frustration. "What exactly is this?!?" He motions to my hair. "You appear to have fought a tornado... and the tornado won." Nat laughs, and the man who told me to get up turns to her, saying, "Oh, honey, I'm not laughing. If there was a zombie apocalypse, your face would cause the zombies to have a heart attack... and die... again."

My lips trembled so much that my whole face became a grimace. Henry frowned. He frowned. "Face of the one who is about to have diarrhea. From afar, Kendall laughed outrageously. His hair was stuck that night, letting small brown locks slip around his face with the exaggerated access of laughter. "It's the first time I've heard someone resemble passion to a stomach ache. "She commented, finishing washing a cocktail shaker. Emitting a deep sound of disgust, I left my cell phone in the nearest beverage compartment and rehearsed my most genuine disapproving grimace.