Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

He doesn't seemed used to being told that he's ugly, maybe because all of the people praising him so much to the point that he'd been an arrogant jerk, tsk! I'll always remember that the easiest way to pissed an arrogant man, is to insult his so-called handsome face. ***

If something that bad can even be classified as a joke. Harmony couldn't resist and whipped her hand on her face. She just couldn't catch a break today, could she? "I'm sorry that was a really bad joke." The person had his lips tugged up, the smile was still small but more apparent on his face, as well as his bottomless pitch-black eyes showed flashes of amusement. He shook his head at her. "It's okay, I liked it." He said, this time his voice was a little hoarse.

"I couldn't possibly be that ugly." My laughter fills the room.

he added, glaring straight at me, “stop spreading lies about what never happened before I make you regret.” He turned and stormed out. The silence didn't last long. They all began to laugh, even much louder this time. A crumpled paper hit my shoulder. “You heard him,” a guy said. “You are so pathetic and ugly.” I couldn't say a word to defend myself. Susan appeared like a storm. “ Even if it's true, so what? What's your business?” she snapped, glaring at everyone. I don't know if I should feel better or not because of her actions. I'm already ashamed of myself.

"How can pimples get so disgusting? Don't you use skincare products for it?" I rolled my eyes at them, "what would rogues know about skincare?" "Well, I know that nobody's face should be looking like that, '' he gestures to me. "You look like some kid's nightmare comes to life". I frowned, "well at least I'm not indecently kidnapping girls". They looked between themselves, before one of them answered. He was big and had a fierce gaze, he hadn't said anything since I woke up, just staring and laughing at the jokes made about me.

Please don't be a jerk if you find yourself with your face on the ground. Oh my goodness! What a catastrophe! Your lack of abs, lack of testicles, and jutay! The fact that you are stupid, loud, thick-faced, unattractive, and jutay! This makes me want to explode rather than spend time with you! Upon finishing my screaming, I sprung to my feet, two arms on either side of my head, and serious eyes looking at me in the face.

"Hilary, are you okay?" "Can you give me a mirror?" I ask demandingly. He looks confused but then picks a mirror and gives it to me. I touch my face, makes funny expression while at my reflection. After a couple of seconds, I slap myself. "Aww!" I scream in pain. "HAHAHA, what the hell are you doing? I know you're pretty but don't hurt yourself and make funny faces to become ugly, that's only made you cute." This can't be...

When he got close, he suddenly leaned his face toward mine, which startled me. “So? Am I still ugly?” he asked with a grin. Even though I wanted to scream for help, I held it back because I didn’t want him to think I was desperate for someone with such a bad attitude. I shoved him hard and smirked. “You look like Damulag from Doraemon—that’s your face,” I said. “F*ck!” he cursed angrily and went back to his seat. His companions laughed, while he sat down annoyed next to another guy I didn’t know.

Just how fast can reaction change? With my hand slightly hiding my lip, I hear him speak again. “That’s it. Smiling suits you better. How bright can someone’s face be when they have a smile on their lips…” Now… I can genuinely say that I am smiling. How nice the driver was… I hope all people are like him. “Then… what happened to the bastard that hurt your son?” “What else? I smack him in the face full force! If only you Ms can see how funny that bastard’s face looks like! He looks like a freaking worm! Ha ha ha”

“Don’t you mean fangtastic?” “I most assuredly do not.” His face was now stern. I rolled my eyes. “OK, got it. Dick jokes are OK but vampire jokes are not. Touchy much?” His mouth was drawn in a thin line “Funny jokes are acceptable. Others should be met with the derision they deserve.” There was a pregnant pause and all silly jokes and puns rushed out of my head, so I settled for rolling my eyes at him as I jumped off the bar stool instead. “Do you have anyone you need to let know you’ll be away?” he asked