Ugly Faces Jokes Novels & Stories

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.

He in turn groaned in reluctance, and a moment's stillness later, he spoke like he was spilling gold out of his pie-hole, "I am the one who you like to call the Jerk Mummy King." Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like 'I did not mean to make that face out loud'? Yes. That face. I was making exactly that face right about now. The Oh-sh*t-I'm-screwed face. Think! Think Lithe think! You are the sassy, smartassy most awesome little lollipop triple dipped in brilliance. Making an excuse is a piece of cake. Anything will do. Just speak up. You know you have got this. You can do this!

No one's better than anyone else. "5'10" men are about to have a field day." "Can we not objectify women? If you're gonna make gross jokes and crap on someone's looks, do us all a favor and leave. Maybe look in the mirror before you start mocking other people." "I ran her description through AI, and it came out as a round-faced girl. Looked pretty cute, honestly." "You guys need to chill with the toxic negativity. Stop blowing one flaw out of proportion. For all you know, you're not even on her level."

, Jeremy asked with a pathetic smirk playing on his stupid face. Jeremy: You have a stupid face and pathetic smirk. You should try looking in the mirror sometimes, you ugly ass clown-looking– Cam: Hey!! Calm down Jeremy. Jade: Jeremy what the hell!?! Everybody else in the reading: Hey, why so angry, bro? Are you hungry? Is there something bothering you? Do you have a problem you're not sharing with us? Get yourself together, man. It was just a joke, do you not know how to read jokes?

I waved my hand impatiently. Seeing how casually I spoke, Keven had no choice but to go along with it. I thought I was mentally prepared for it. But when I saw my reflection on my phone, I burst into tears. I buried my face in the blanket and cried uncontrollably. Kevin was at a loss, not knowing how to comfort me. From the blanket, I asked unhappily, "Have I turned ugly and horrifying now?" Kevin replied, "No way! You're the prettiest woman in Dainsclef Village."

Zack Lee smiled at me and teased me. “Don’t laugh. You’re ugly like a shit. ” I said with emphasis and his staff held back their laughter, because he was really ugly. “W-what ?! What did you say?!. ” He asked me angrily and suddenly, and I was the one laughing out loud now because of what he was up to. Why? Can’t he accept that he’s really ugly ?. Criminal is still ugly.

The man got even angrier when he saw the expression on Aimie’s face, which seemed to beg him for help. “What do you mean, pathetic face? With this handsome face of mine. You’re going to tell me that my face is ugly? Try to look at yourself in the mirror. You look like a frog. You ugly bastard!” Angelo couldn’t stop shouting in anger because of what the man said to him, “You ugly specie. Just you wait, and I’ll make you into a fried frog. On which side of my face is that pathetic face you’re talking? I even beat the ones in the top 100 most beautiful faces in the world. “

“Grandma Vivi and Grandma Lyddie said you were fixing your hair, but it doesn’t even look that different.” Julian bit the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing, leaning casually against the doorframe. “That’s because your mommy’s hair looks perfect all the time, sweetheart.” Elara shot him a look so sharp he nearly choked on his own amusement. “Julian.” “What?” he asked innocently, straightening up and reaching to smooth a stray curl behind her ear. “I’m just appreciating honesty.” Mira squinted between them, unimpressed. “You’re weird.”

I did not want this lady to think I was mocking her. “So we left the other pack and came here just to see this foolishness?” She asked again. “Girl stop!!” “Just stop!!” I mindlinked to Rizz. I was tired of making funny faces. “Why is your face like that? Are you holding in fart?” The lady asked me. “Here comes the patient…” Rizz continued her jokes. “No, no ma'am. I'm fine.” “I see,” the lady began to inspect the room. “So you're a rogue?” The lady looked at me in disdain.

I only groaned at her stupid reply, she's just a bitch who lacks manner of speech. "Ranting again, right?" Min-hung chuckled behind me. "Like she always did." I scoffs. "I wish I can spank her ugly face. Ugh, it pokes me." "Everyone knows she's ugly, that's why she's harsh." Min-hung said. "She should at least try adding a little smile to her ugly face, maybe it might reduce her ugliness." I huffed. "She got a ugly smile too. Smiling would make her look like a lost beast." She said and we burst into laughter.