Useless Superheroes Novels & Stories

Tara nodded, looking, "Yeah, all those costumes would show off the lean, muscle...and the magnum...of course. What if we just create our own superhero? You could be a horny, alpha-cock superhero...one that brings people sexual pleasure...maybe Magnum XXX?" Jodi got a mischievous smile, "Your superpower juice could give sexual pleasure. I was thinking it could be something kitschy and funny like Super Brat...you could fly around in a big brat or sausage...it could mean a big sausage or a misbehaved, bratty villain?" Tara smiled, nodding at Jo, "He can be sort of bratty sometimes, but all guys can be bratty. Either way, he needs a big penis-shaped pleasure wand or staff...and maybe it vibrates

Jace's voice broke on a sob. This was impossible. How was I supposed to do this? Damian's deep voice cut through my panic. "Jace." My son looked up at him, tears streaming down his face. "Your mom is a superhero, right?" Damian asked. "That's what you told me earlier." Jace nodded, sniffling. "And what do superheroes do?" "They... they save people," Jace whispered. "That's right. They save people. Even when it's hard. Even when they want to stay home." Damian's voice was surprisingly gentle. "Your mom has to go be a superhero right now. But superheroes always come back. Right?"

The last year when she was a freshman at Superhero High, the school asigned to her by the Hero League, she had to dress strictly in the uniform provided whose color mainly consisted of black and the category of hero one belonged to. Now, the categories and rankings were two different things entirely. Categories depended on one's skills like for instant now; The Jornins; they were good at anything technology, creating it, breaking it, fixing it....most of them were smart. They were extremely intelligent and their code color was green. (That's a category color.) Then we have the Wintex; These were the gadget experts, only that they never invented the gadgets. They were used in attacking opposi

Iris sighed as she massaged her temples like someone was in a lot of trouble. "I'm getting too open to you guys because I'm going against my logic here. First, you guys don't say anything that they have superpowers like the Hulk, he moves very fast like Ezra Miller. How can I calm down and laugh hahaha like you guys? I think I can go crazy slowly." Shane turned to Tommy with furrowed brows. "Who is Ezra Miller?" She asked confused. Tommy looked back at her with an unconvinced expression. "Artists? I think the characters of superheroes."

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Su Lan: “Does the unicorn know that we are here?” Pom Pom: “Yes.” Su Lan: “How?” Pom Pom: “Ask your charm bracelet why.” Su Lan: “How does this have to do with Bling Bling?” Pom Pom: “This should be a side effect from using Bling Bing to make so many clones.” Su Lan: “You sure it's not because you bit that beast?” Pom Pom: “....” Su Lan raised her hand and opened the hello kitty screen. Mission 2 complete!!! With jewels falling in the background to celebrate.

"Miss Crystal, it's ok, everything will be fine ok. I am here. Let's go to the hosptial. Before butler could drag her out of that room, she picked up the white paper earlier in her mother's hand. The butler dragged her in the car and followed the ambulance. Soon they reached the hosptial. After seeing her sister doctor immediately declared her dead. At the same time, her father had a heart attack. He was in critical condition. After two out in OT, the doctor declared her father dead. In just two hours, Crystal world crumbles down. She stood between two dead bodies, one of her beloved sister and one of her beloved superhero fathers. Yet till now, she had not cried. Her trusted maids and butle

Bright Phoenix Hotel A grand auction will be held, a rare mythical weapon appeared and will be auctioned tonight. Rumors says that it has a mysterious power, whoever who yield it will gain it's power and make you unstoppable even facing an S rank fighter. In this world a level of fighters has been ranked, after a huge phenomenon occurred 10 years ago. Aliens began to invade the earth secretly as they impersonate humans and gain full control of the world. As Jae discovered this, he can't just sit down and do nothing to protect this world. All he wanted to right now is a safe and a peaceful environment for his beloved wife Hazel.

"That might not be possible as the level of vampires being used are D rank vamps, they are newbies with no experience and coupled with the facts that there are superheroes who are ready to fight to protect their region." "Which heroes are those?" "in the west region, they have Spark, Rotimi Zeus, Seun(Blood druid), Vicoliz(Action god), Bolaji(mind controller), Bobola(Energy Vampire), then in the east region, they have Fejiro(metal bender), Bonafide( Fire bender), Asunda(Shapeshifter), Efe(mind control), then in the North region, they have Gika(Regeneration and immortality) and in the South region they have the power twins

He thought of his ancestors who he knew, could assist him. "My Family!" He roared in a thunderous voice. He waited, but nothing happened. "Oh, shit! You think your stupid stuff works? Which superhero goes out screaming 'My Family' like a banshee?" The demon laughed. "We do, because our family comes first!" They all looked up to see Mrs. Ruby Matthias in the air, flapping he glorious wings. The floor started to buzz, vibrate, shake... break? The were millions of cracks on the floor and out came good spirits who possess good magic.