Weird Things To Say Novels & Stories

“Okay, that’s... not just kid weirdness. That’s creepy. Why didn’t you say something earlier?” I shrugged helplessly. “What was I supposed to say? ‘Hey guys, I think an interdimensional stalker is haunting my toddlers’ nap time.’? Lia would explode. Colby would declare war. And I’d be voted Most Likely To Be Sedated Before Lunch.” “Rain, you’re being crazy again.” I opened my mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. I am not being crazy was what I wanted to argue, but the fact of the matter was… yeah. I was being crazy. Or at least circling the drain pretty enthusiastically.

A day where we should analyse our wrongs and try to be better this year. "I think you are weird," I had said to Katy yesterday. "We just got to know each other right now and you are asking me questions about my sexual lifestyle and my preferences. Does it sound normal to you? I am not really comfortable talking about my personal life with you. I hope you understand how I feel about it?"

Is Mia speaking nicely to me? "Don't let it go to your head. I just don't have anything to complain about right now. You've finally come to your senses and accepted our mate and the fact that you're a werewolf, so what do I have to be upset about. I'm sure it won't be long before you do something else to tick me off." How does she do that? Insult me even when she's acting like she's being nice. "I received a mindlink from the head of security saying he wants to talk to us. Hang on, let me mindlink my parents." Joel says as I greet yet another couple.

he continued, his voice now a conspiratorial whisper, "there's a legend that says if you find a four-leaf clover, you'll have good luck forever? I've spent countless hours searching for one, but they're rarer than you'd think!" Sebastian's tales of randomness flowed effortlessly, each anecdote a stepping stone away from the precipice of my anxieties. He regaled me with stories of peculiar cloud shapes that looked like mythical creatures, of quirky animal behaviors he'd observed during his childhood, and of the sheer absurdity of finding faces in everyday objects. It was as though he were constructing a whimsical tapestry of the mundane, weaving it into an enchanting distraction from the inex

I said to myself shaking my head "Are you saying something?" "Urm no I wasn't saying anything by the way why were you panting when I saw you earlier you looked like you were being chased" "Oh I didn't notice that I wasn't chased anyways I was jogging" "Jogging?" "Errm yeah" "By this time? I mean who jogs at night" "I do" "Oh lord have mercy I can't believe I came in contact with a weirdo" "You mean to say I'm weird"

“I hate to point out the obvious but I’m hardly the best teacher. I just had my first real relationship.” “I may not have a lot of experience with human affairs. In fact, you can say I was literally born yesterday. Still, I could feel from your story that you are a brave and sensitive human being. You are the only friend I know but somehow I also feel fortunate you are the one who created me.” “Do you think I’m weird?” Kate asked. “Weird? How do you define ‘weird’? If it is being unique and one of a kind, then I must be the King of Weird.”

I had to tell him something super not romantic or sexy to break this absurd sexual tension between us. “Dude, you smell like squirrel piss.” I said the first silly thing that popped up in my mind. “What?” he furrowed his brows at me. “Nevermind,” I shook my head. I was losing my mind and making absolutely no sense. You see, it was hard to think or avoid acting like a complete idiot when my body was craving his touch and my panties were a pool of arousal. “If you want to go for a ride, do it! Get his dick good, make him lick you until his tongue is numb and damn, pop that rotten cherry of yours. But just that. Men are trouble and we have something better to do, some places to set on fire.

Nandini roared and this made his smile to the fullest. "Nandini live you life with your husband. I felt very light now that you have forget everything. Just live your life with this new self and create a new life with your husband." Person said and nandini was confused and she looked down and registering his words and when she was just going to retort looking up he was no where to be seen. Nandini got shocked and she checked everywhere even out of the room but he was no where. Nandini open the bathroom window and look out and found the dark forest being scared of height nandini shut the window.

“The universe sent me wisdom. And comedy.” “You—!” she stomped her foot. “That was private parent conversation! You’re not allowed to store embarrassing data on your tenants!” “I’m not storing anything,” he replied calmly. “Just wondering if the earrings on the stick figure helped the examiner remember the answer.” She turned a shade of red no artist could paint. And in her flustered fury, as she stomped again — one of her delicate silver anklets snapped off and fell onto the stairs with a soft metallic ting.

He had some interesting sayings. All of you with your ‘fucks' and ‘asses,' that takes no brains to say. Merely verbal filler of an empty mind. At least when I speak, I have things of importance to say. Yeah, like telling Ransom about his magic. I'm still not happy about that part, Ten. I was going to do it.