Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

Elliot glanced at the rearview mirror, his surprise evident as he caught sight of what his son held in his hand. They rarely carried any items with them when they went out, and certainly not such childish toys found in Daniel's grasp. Curiosity piqued, he took advantage of the traffic red light to turn his head and inquire, "Daniel, tell Daddy where you got those ducks from?"

"Don't mind your Dad. Make yourself busy, he'll continue teasing you sweetie." "But seriously mom, how can I know if it's right time already?" "Ask your dad." "Dad?" "Hmm. See your watch if it's 12 am then it's true!" Suddenly I lost my mood, Dad joke time is developing through his system because that's how he is sometimes. See? I have a very loving yet unpredictable Daddy. "Kidding aside baby. But seriously, you can't control that one." "What do you mean I can't control it Dad?"

Me landing on his back, both of us laughing. “He tickled me, so I had to get away from him.” I said as I laughed. “She turned on me. I had to avoid being tickled some how.” Jax grumbled. “I thought all, but one of my pups were adults, but it appears I was wrong.” Dad chuckled. “We can be both.” Jax stated. “I guess you can.” Dad agreed. “When was the last time you did something child like dad?” Jax asked. “Um….son, I’m in my 40s, what do you think?”

"Hey sexy lady, I'm home!" "Hi daddy, thank you for telling me and for this date!! I enjoyed it very much!!" "Me too!" My little Minx! Can't wait to see you again!" "Well i have some busy days coming up at school so that's going to I have to wait a bit, unfortunately daddy!" ":(.....ah well i understand but i miss you already!" "I know Daddy Boo!, I'll miss you too but my grades are important for later in life you know....but we can always talk over phone, video chat,

“Is that okay?” “Yeah?” Dizen wasn't so sure if that would satisfy his father or he will throw another corny joke. Whatever it is it's not on him, it's up on his father. They all looked at the old mister Lopez when they heard him cleared his throat after that he let out a big smile on his mouth. Maybe that was the sign they are waiting to see. They remain quiet soon as old Mr. Lopez started speak. “That was a joke, but let me tell you another one.”

“I did too but you know what?” “What?” “When I was younger and I would get sad, I would think of the silly things my daddy did and it would make me laugh. My dad always had a way of making us laugh.” “My dad was silly too!” Precious exclaimed, excited they had something in common. “He once put ten marshmallows in his mouth at once.” “My dad could put a whole hotdog, with the bun, in his mouth. My mom would yell at him for being gross, but it made us laugh.”

-["Ba-na-na… fall down… and… go boom!" Maddox giggles, erupting into his own laughter. I can’t hold back my chuckles, even if the joke didn't quite follow the traditional structure. "That's a great one, buddy! You're a natural comedian." -["I am, papa!"]- He exclaims proudly. -["One more?"]- This is exactly what I need after the stressful moments I just had before this. "Absolutely! I'm all ears," I reply, delighted by Maddox’s enthusiasm.

my father said while trying to stifle his laughter. "Yeah. You sounded really convincing, honey. I was about to sedate you with nitrous oxide if you hadn't stopped. Ha ha ha!" mom joined in on the conversation with another one of her dentist jokes. The laughing gas joke being one of her particular favorites. "It was a joke? Whew! You had me going there for a while," I took a deep breath before I continued, "So you're not mad that I just got home now?" "Of course not! You already told us that you were coming home late. Besides, we trust you completely sweetheart," dad answered.

“What?” “Yes. It’s medically safe,” he says, a smile playing on his lips. I’m about to be sick when he bursts out laughing. “I can’t believe you fell for that. I only used herbs.” “So this is your best dad joke?” “Of course not. I have plenty more where that came from.” “I am not telling my children I peed on their injuries.” “That’s what they’ll have me for. Their grandfather.” “Believe me, there are already two people auditioning for that role. Marcus and Kai.”

"Just like that daddy..... no wait.., i didn't mean... stop slapping it like that!" I gasped at the word. Daddy. My dick twitched, I loved the name so much, Even if it slipped out all fuzzy and accidental while he was still half-gone. I froze for half a second, my hand hovering, then burst out laughing. "Daddy? Oh my god, did you just call me daddy? While I'm slapping your hole like it's a naughty little toy? That's fucking gold. You are so out of it right now it's hilarious."