Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

Everyone in the room shot quizzical looks towards my side and it seemed like Mom’s eyes would pop out on the ground. “What the hell, Ryder ! What is that ?” Mom shrieked. “Believe me, I know him better, Zoe. Must be something really crappy just as the shit on me,” Dad X smirked. “So, what is this unheard NDTSA syndrome that you are suffering from,” he asked with an amused grin plastered on his face. I seriously love this guy and he is dead serious when he says he understands me the most. That is why, pranking him is the most victorious thing that I feel.

A man cracked a joke and laughter filled the air but conversation faltered as they drew she drew closer to the table side by side with Zavian. The smile on Mr. Dolgado’s face grew wider. “Thank goodness you two are here.” “Good day, father…. Everyone,” Zavian greeted, and his father spared him a wink before turning to Isadora. “Come here, Isadora. Come.” Isadora lifted her gaze gently, walking to meet him. “It’s great that you are here. The party is about to begin and your second brother is here.” He announced while Zavian settled into the chair away from his brother.

This time, there was no way out. He dragged me toward the door, my feet stumbling to keep up, my arm screaming where he gripped it. I was still trying to explain. “Dad, I did not do it. Uncle Ray miscounted. Brady made it up. I did not give anyone a reason to laugh at you.” “Did not do it? Brady saw it with his own eyes, and you are still denying it?” Dad wrenched the front door open. Cold air rushed in. “I will teach you a lesson right now so you never forget what it feels like when people laugh at you.”

Elliot glanced at the rearview mirror, his surprise evident as he caught sight of what his son held in his hand. They rarely carried any items with them when they went out, and certainly not such childish toys found in Daniel's grasp. Curiosity piqued, he took advantage of the traffic red light to turn his head and inquire, "Daniel, tell Daddy where you got those ducks from?"

Me landing on his back, both of us laughing. “He tickled me, so I had to get away from him.” I said as I laughed. “She turned on me. I had to avoid being tickled some how.” Jax grumbled. “I thought all, but one of my pups were adults, but it appears I was wrong.” Dad chuckled. “We can be both.” Jax stated. “I guess you can.” Dad agreed. “When was the last time you did something child like dad?” Jax asked. “Um….son, I’m in my 40s, what do you think?”

"Hey sexy lady, I'm home!" "Hi daddy, thank you for telling me and for this date!! I enjoyed it very much!!" "Me too!" My little Minx! Can't wait to see you again!" "Well i have some busy days coming up at school so that's going to I have to wait a bit, unfortunately daddy!" ":(.....ah well i understand but i miss you already!" "I know Daddy Boo!, I'll miss you too but my grades are important for later in life you know....but we can always talk over phone, video chat,

“Is that okay?” “Yeah?” Dizen wasn't so sure if that would satisfy his father or he will throw another corny joke. Whatever it is it's not on him, it's up on his father. They all looked at the old mister Lopez when they heard him cleared his throat after that he let out a big smile on his mouth. Maybe that was the sign they are waiting to see. They remain quiet soon as old Mr. Lopez started speak. “That was a joke, but let me tell you another one.”

“I did too but you know what?” “What?” “When I was younger and I would get sad, I would think of the silly things my daddy did and it would make me laugh. My dad always had a way of making us laugh.” “My dad was silly too!” Precious exclaimed, excited they had something in common. “He once put ten marshmallows in his mouth at once.” “My dad could put a whole hotdog, with the bun, in his mouth. My mom would yell at him for being gross, but it made us laugh.”

-["Ba-na-na… fall down… and… go boom!" Maddox giggles, erupting into his own laughter. I can’t hold back my chuckles, even if the joke didn't quite follow the traditional structure. "That's a great one, buddy! You're a natural comedian." -["I am, papa!"]- He exclaims proudly. -["One more?"]- This is exactly what I need after the stressful moments I just had before this. "Absolutely! I'm all ears," I reply, delighted by Maddox’s enthusiasm.

my father said while trying to stifle his laughter. "Yeah. You sounded really convincing, honey. I was about to sedate you with nitrous oxide if you hadn't stopped. Ha ha ha!" mom joined in on the conversation with another one of her dentist jokes. The laughing gas joke being one of her particular favorites. "It was a joke? Whew! You had me going there for a while," I took a deep breath before I continued, "So you're not mad that I just got home now?" "Of course not! You already told us that you were coming home late. Besides, we trust you completely sweetheart," dad answered.