Yo Daddy Jokes Novels & Stories

“What?” “Yes. It’s medically safe,” he says, a smile playing on his lips. I’m about to be sick when he bursts out laughing. “I can’t believe you fell for that. I only used herbs.” “So this is your best dad joke?” “Of course not. I have plenty more where that came from.” “I am not telling my children I peed on their injuries.” “That’s what they’ll have me for. Their grandfather.” “Believe me, there are already two people auditioning for that role. Marcus and Kai.”

"Just like that daddy..... no wait.., i didn't mean... stop slapping it like that!" I gasped at the word. Daddy. My dick twitched, I loved the name so much, Even if it slipped out all fuzzy and accidental while he was still half-gone. I froze for half a second, my hand hovering, then burst out laughing. "Daddy? Oh my god, did you just call me daddy? While I'm slapping your hole like it's a naughty little toy? That's fucking gold. You are so out of it right now it's hilarious."

“I need it, Jax. I’m so fucking horny I can’t think straight.” He smirked. “From now on, you call me Daddy when my cock is inside you.” He didn’t wait for an answer. Jax spun her around, and shoved her forward against the marble kitchen counter, and yanked her yoga pants and soaked thong down in one rough motion. Her bare ass and dripping pussy were exposed to the cool air. “Fuck… look at that married cunt,” he groaned, running two thick fingers up her clit. She was drenched. “Already dripping for another man’s cock. What a dirty little slut.”

“Vale!" Shaking my head, I tried to control my laughter. “Her joke, not mine. She’s more crass than I am. She used to derail my dad so bad when he would slip up.” I mimicked my dads voice. “‘Why can’t see what I’m trying to do?’ ‘Because I can’t see you, nitwit.’ His whole argument would go out the window.” Jess laughed. “Christ. I don’t think I could have handled it.” “Seriously though, what are you doing up here?” I looked at her seriously.

“Geez, I'm cooking over here. It's so hot out.” Daddy clears his throat, his hand on his round belly like he doesn't know where else to put it without looking awkward. “You should probably put some sun screen on. The last thing you want is end up like a piece of toast.” He grins ear to ear, and I shake my head. Daddy, how the hell do you think you're cheesy humor would ever be attractive to someone like me? I expect better from the guys who want a piece of this ass. “Do you mind, Daddy?” I ask, pointing to a bottle on the small glass table between our chairs.

Daddy Grayson cursed, delight in his voice. "A good whore, that is what it makes you" He added and I sniffled away more tears. A good whore. I am my daddies' good whore.

He said pulling his head and claiming his lips. "Daddy?" Jordan asked when they pulled apart. "Yes, Daddy, you are my baby and I am your daddy," Jordan started laughing at his words. "What's funny?" He asked flipping him over so that Jordan was straddling him. "You are funny, I am older than you and you say you are daddy," Jordan said as he moved his bare ass over his groin, Liam let out a moan. "That feels so good, Age doesn't matter where, I am your daddy, and you just have to accept it,"

Five-year-old June looked up with surprise at her father, he knew that he was going to get this reaction from her, he never was around by this time of the day, he was always back when she was either sleeping or having her dinner, this was why he knew in his heart of hearts that she was going to be shocked, he had plans for that day and he left the office because he couldn't stop thinking about the void that he must have created between him and his daughter. "I missed spending time with my baby girl, so daddy decided to have fun with you little cutie today " Jordan replied and he could still notice that she was still shocked, he understood what was happening but he wasn't going to let that af

Call me daddy Chapter 8 You don’t look too happy to see me Nora , I thought that you were going to smile and show me all your excitement or at least get naked in front of me like you did the last time” my uncle told me as he smiled . This was the first time since the whole stuff that I have genuinely seen him smile . He never smiled at me after that confession and seems to be getting mad at me but seeing him smile at me brings so much joy to my heart .

Everyone in the room shot quizzical looks towards my side and it seemed like Mom’s eyes would pop out on the ground. “What the hell, Ryder ! What is that ?” Mom shrieked. “Believe me, I know him better, Zoe. Must be something really crappy just as the shit on me,” Dad X smirked. “So, what is this unheard NDTSA syndrome that you are suffering from,” he asked with an amused grin plastered on his face. I seriously love this guy and he is dead serious when he says he understands me the most. That is why, pranking him is the most victorious thing that I feel.