Yo Mama Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

“I want to stock up on Snickers, Chips Ahoy and maybe some M&M’s. You know, melts in your mouth, not in your hands.” “Good choice, honey,” Mrs. Montemayor says. “Those will bring you luck because M&M is also our family monogram. Get it? Montemayor.” The mother winks at her daughter and freezes her face like an emoji. Grace groans loudly and Kate and Mikaela laugh. “Yep. You’ve still got the monopoly on mom jokes,” Grace says, shaking her head.

" Your mother is fat, your father is fat. Your entire family is fat. " She picked up her bag. " You are bad. I do not want to talk to you. " She stormed to the car, pulling it open. She was caught by the big devil. He spun her, took her in the car and carefully took her on his laps. The car began moving. He gently rubbed her bumbum. " Little wife, whose mother is fat? " " Your father's mother is a fat and ugly cow. " The big devil frowned. He crooked a brow, and spanked her mouth hard.

"Watch your tone, young lady!" I laughed bitterly, throwing my head back as though I'd heard the stupidest yet funniest joke of the century. I even wiped the imaginary tear from my eye. "Watch my tone." I reiterated mockingly. "You cannot answer one easy question—which I knew the answer, yet you can tell me to watch my tone. How big of you, mom?"

Yep, my son is taller than I am. Suddenly, Luca pushed Damien from me. "My mummy". He glared at his brother hugging my neck. "Hey, she's my momma too". " No my mummy". "My momma" "Mine" "Nope buddy, she mine". "That's enough Dame, stop upsetting my baby". Luca pouted his lips. "Damien, clean Emma and Luca please and Lisa so wash up too. I'll clean the kitchen while you guys are at it.

*Two and a half years ago* “You cannot tell me what to do. This is my life and I’ll do what makes me happy!” Marie screamed at the top of her lungs in her parent’s small living room in a conversation with her father and mother. They had called her to discuss her life after high school, but had flared up when she told them of her intention to become a hacker.

Mom says, laughing. “After the second one, I don’t even care if Lorenzo confuses anything anymore, after all, what’s soap in your hair compared to a good cum shot…” My mother-in-law says and laughs. “Look at the madness! What a thing! Do you want to traumatize me? I'm going to start talking about bitching too! You bastards!” I say ordering the whole damn thing and continuing.” Let’s go in, we have a lot of things to do, and no talking about naughty things in front of me, crazy people!” I speak and they both come in laughing, it's each other in this life.

Moms' pussy. "Mom! You nothing but a common fucking slut. So are you Jennifer!. A slut and a cunt eating dyke." I said it all with a huge grin on my face. This got Jen and she was out from under the table in a flash. She stood up and took off after me. She was naked and her face was covered in pussy cream. I was laughing , keeping a good three steps in front of her when I made the corner. There I bumped into an equally naked mom, arms folded across her breasts..

"I will get off if you take back with you said about me." "Get off - off of me, I will never take back what I said." I whispered, trying hard to breathe in, but can't, "Wha - What I said is what I said. And a fact is a fact, be - because you are a big - big fatty. Look at you - you're bigger than an elephant and - and you're heavier than a - a whale!" He laughed and that puts more weight on me. "You - you fat fatty, oh my god, I don't know people this heav - heavy exist." I whispered, laughing at myself. Jeffrey laughed harder.

I said but stopped once we heard someone coming down the stairs and yes it's Hakeem, he was busy rubbing his head I know the headache got him good,i chuckled " who died? " he asked coming down the stairs trying to joke around " boy you about to die with all that jokes you got - sit your ass down I need to talk to you" mama said...I remained quiet wanting to hear what they gon tell him...it's nice to not be the one in trouble now, the past weeks I been hearing it from my mother about being in jail for stupid things but it wasn't stupid if some bitches gon come and claim my man while I'm still around

Mom then asked, "Where is mommy's cock?" I moaned out, "It's in my asshole, mommy." She then asked "Are you ready for mommy to fuck your ass deep and hard, baby girl?" I moaned out, "Please fuck my ass, mommy. God, feels to good with your big hard cock up my tight asshole. So good. I want to cum with you inside my asshole, mommy."