Yo Mama Fat Jokes

Bertemu dengan seorang Langit Anggara adalah petaka terbesar dalam hidup Asila Arya Kusuma. Langit datang seolah membawa cinta yang tulus, namun ternyata semua itu hanya permainan. Asila hanya di jadikan bahan taruhan oleh Langit dan teman- temannya. "Dalam waktu lima bulan, Lo harus bisa merenggut keperawanan Asila Arya Kusuma." Bunyi taruhan yang membuat takdir mempermainkan hidup mereka bagai rollercoaster.

Hutang besar yang ditinggalkan mantan suaminya membuat Wilona harus pasrah saat berhubungan dengan rentenir yang hampir menyita seluruh isi rumahnya. Dengan susah payah, ia akhirnya memutuskan untuk membayar uang yang bahkan ia tidak pernah menggunakannya. Namun hal tidak terduga terjadi. Di suatu kesempatan, rentenir yang Wilona hindari justru makan malam dengan mereka. Seperti disihir, pria rentenir bernama Arshaka dijatuhkan hanya dengan makanan. Ia ingin lebih merasakan masakan Wilona. Dengan segala cara, ia memutuskan untuk mengikat wanita itu dan membuatnya tinggal di rumahnya. Akankah Arshaka terpuaskan hanya dengan masakan Wilona, ataukah keserakahannya menuntut lebih dari wanita beranak satu itu?

Aku Intan Mulia Mardani. Mahasiswi tengah semester, tiba-tiba punya tetangga seorang duda yang gantengnya gak kaleng-kaleng. Mahardika Akbar Fahreza. Sayangnya, tuh duda punya anak nakalnya naudzubillah, yang tiap hari bikin aku naik darah. Ratu Isabella namanya. Membuat aku mikir 1000x untuk sekedar menggoda Ayah gantengnya. Karena aku gak mau mati muda menghadapi Si Bella ini. Meski ternyata Bella sudah menargetkan aku menjadi ibu sambungnya. Aku tetap bersikeras menolak, demi masa depanku yang masih panjang. "Tante, mau kan jadi Mamaku?" "Ogah!" "Papa?! Kita cari dukun yuk, buat pelet Tabte Intan!" Eh, apa-apaan itu, di kira aku ikan Lele apa pake di kasih pelet segala? Ikuti terus kisahku melawan Bella di sini, yang pasti penuh perjuangan. Happy reading .... Note: Cerita ini sudah tersedia dalam bentuk cetak dan ebook.

Hindi sukat akalain ni Marisse na dahil sa isang pangyayari ay magbabago ang pananaw niya sa buhay . Kung kaylan pinili niya ang magpakatino ay saka naman niya malalaman na puro lang pagkukunwari ang pinakita at pinaramdam ng taong nagkakaroon na ng puwang sa kaniyang puso. Makakaya ba niya ang magpakabait para lang mahalin nito o babalik ang dating siya na inaayawan ng lahat?

Sophia was seventeen when her mother died of cancer, nineteen when her only surviving bloodline Bernard Moore died of heartache. Now she's forced to live with her stepmother and aunt Monica. They're not your usual wicked stepmother and an apple. But they sure made Sophia's life difficult until she found herself in the streets on a cold rainy day. There her life makes a twisted turn, she knew she would never be the same again. Jason partied had with his friend Sean and overbearing high maintenance girlfriend Charlotte. Being rich was his problem because he loved nothing else than his noisy social lifestyle and the girls around. Forced to finish school, Jason finds himself in a situation where he would have to become responsible for two heads and he's torn between right and wrong.

Afraah is an eighteen-year-old girl that lives with her stepmother, her three step-siblings, and her biological brother who is a cancer patient. After high school her stepmother couldn’t afford both her school fees and her brother's hospital fees, she had to forsake her college for Khalil to have good medication. She meets Rayan whose life is hidden, all he cares about is his brother when he finds out that Afraah is his only hope to get his brother to get better, will he toy with her emotions and use her for his selfish needs or will he eventually fall in love with her?

There lived a beautiful princess in the kingdom of Almelda named Zara. Her father, king Gerald was a great man. He showed love towards his people and provided for those who were in need. Peace reigned in the kingdom until their greatest enemy, King Alword from Sinae Kingdom attacked them. He killed all their people and took over their lands. King Gerald lost his life while trying to safe his people. Princess Zara and her mother, the queen narrowly escaped for their lives that night. They fled to the human world and began a new life. They changed everything about them including their names since they weren't safe, they knew king Alword would surely search for them. Then, everything turned around for Zara when she met Negan Carter. An handsome bad ass who is on a mission. She fell in love with him not knowing his intentions. But as they say, destiny can't be changed.

Maman tidak mengerti begitu banyak kejutan yang terjadi dalam hidupnya. Perlahan-lahan kejutan itu membuka banyak rahasia tentang kehidupan masa lalunya yang mulai mengubah masa depannya.

What is the gain to life when I don't have anything.... No family No friends Just me and myself I can't take this anymore Lucy said Let's see what life had in store for Lucy after she lost everything and passed through a lot. Would she give up? Find out in the story....... This is almost a true life story I am Dedicating this book to those out there who believe that they have lost everything. I assure you that life has something in store for you if not sooner but later.

”Ada cinta yang terlarang di sana, nafsu yang terkekang, cinta tak berbalas, bertepuk sebelah tangan, penolakan, penampikan, perjuangan, pengorbanan, pertarungan, tetes darah, airmata, juga..,” Mira boleh cantik dan kaya. Leony juga bisa menarik bak artis sinetron. Anggun sang pramugari pun menawan bak bidadari. Riska yang seorang guru juga ayu plus salihah. Ada pula Jihan dan Ika yang keduanya masih gadis dan masih berkuliah. Namun, Ifat justru jatuh cinta pada Kassandra yang seorang wanita tunasusila?? Apa yang dimiliki Kassandra hingga Ifat tidak sanggup melupakannya bahkan ketika sudah dipisahkan oleh jarak dan waktu? Perjuangan dan kepahitan hidup bagaimana pula yang ia jalani bersama Joni Johan bersaudara dan Ucon? Semuanya akan Anda dapatkan di sini, di dalam novel IFAT yang sangat menguras perasaan dan juga emosi. Selamat membaca, selamat menikmati.