Yo Mama Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

She nodded, “ yes, you will fat if you it anada wan” “ Ma, look, you don't have to worry about anything. I won't grow fat just by having another bowl of ramen”. “ That's wat you peeple say. You don't know that if you it anada wan, you will want anada wan, and if you it that wan, you will still want anada wan, and before we know what is happening, you will fat, just like that fat big man-baby there”, she unapologetically pointed at a plus-size man sitting behind us, whose face was buried in his bowl of ramen, and we almost ran out of breath while trying not to laugh.

"Daddy but mommy isn't fat!" "I know princess but your grandma told me four years ago that your mommy use to be very very fat when she was a baby." "Really mommy!?" She screamed in excitement. "Baby don't mind him. He's just being childish," she said and walked down to me. "I am going with both of you and that's final." "Woah woah, take it easy fatty, as long as you promise you won't run away," "I promise." "And you can't come with us in that shirt." I pointed out.

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

Grandma can carry us together but you can't not. Nathan also supported his sister. You would have at least thought that he would defend me but instead, he said. Grandma is strong and has a lot of power, while Mommy is lazy, so she doesn't have any power. Everyone in the room started laughing at the funny words that came out of Nathan's mouth. Thelma also added, guys I think mommy is lazy because she is always working all the time. How about we give Mommy some free time today while she rests so she can get all her power back?

My mom was an ex beauty queen,people said am the fat version of her. "Well having your father's body isn't a curse,you are beautiful the way you are,look at those flesh most of them bullies envy them,you dont even have belly fat,you're thick..and chubby but definitely not fat". She's trying to cheer me up i know, no one will ever envy a fat lady. I just went mute ,my lips shivering holding back from crying in her presence. "You know am gonna tell you a secret " I gaze at her with interest.

His friends chuckled, and went over to the dining table, the seven of them started eating, after feeding their over-bloated tummies. Mama Sarah realized why they are so fat, they eat too much, Boss Sima burped his stomach and grinned. “Brother Cool, you shouldn't eat like us, you wouldn't want to look like us again, your wife won't like you the way she is doing now,” Boss Sima said tauntingly. Boss Cool chuckled and shook his head, “I don't have to bother to watch my weight again, since Mama Sarah is here” he replied. “The food tastes great” Mama Sarah commented and gave Boss Sima a thumb up.

I murmur, looking through the stuff, "Half of this won't make it past my ass." "Hey, I love your ass," Leo rushes to say, but his mom gasps so he makes a grimace, realizing what he said in front of her, "That was a joke." "Don't be crass, especially not in front of other people," she chastises him, "You are definitely not fat, Jolene and I'm sure we'll find something you love in your size." Huh. My mom would've called me an obese whale by now, but I guess not all moms are the same.

she shouted on my face. "I'm smart mom," I insisted. "Huh? Yes, you are smart. You are just smart!" mommy shouted. "I hope you don't just come out of my stomach! And nothing will put me on shame when people are around me, asking why my daughter so fat. Pwe! You know what I answered to them?" she asked. "We were conceived by a pig. You are a pig. A pig!" Maybe because I was so full of annoyance and self-embarrassment I threw my hand towards mommy's body so mommy was thrown to the floor.

“In front of everyone.” Mariah’s eyes flash with anger. “No. You told the truth. Big difference.” I shake my head violently, tears spilling all over again. “They were laughing at me, Mariah. All of them. Even Jackson just… stood there.” My throat tightens until it hurts to swallow. “I’m so tired of being the joke.” Mariah takes my hands, forcing me to look at her. “Listen to me. You are not a joke.” “Yes, I am!” The words rip from my chest, jagged and sharp. “I’m the fat girl, Mariah. The embarrassing sister. The one who never fits in no matter what she does. That’s all anyone ever sees when they look at me.”

“You don’t smell tea, Dad. You spill it.” “No estoy de acuerdo,” Gael chimes in. “I definitely smell tea when your Mamá makes it.” I snort. Dad joke solidarity. We do this all the time, and the best part is: Fati knows it’s coming. And still, she can’t help but react. “¡Me vuelves loco! I know you know the right expression. Just use it correctly!” she wails. Merry and JoJo are choking back laughter in the back seat. Gael and I hold poker faces for all of five more seconds before we burst into laughter.