Yo Mama Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

“No way!” “Yep! I can! My brother taught me when I was your age!” I told her. “That is so cool! I used to think that farting and burping were gross, but then Mama Naomi farted when she burped and laughed until she peed on herself.” “Did she now?” “Yep! She had to go home wearing some of Mr. Tom’s clothes. I thought it was so funny! She told me that it was completely normal and that I shouldn’t be embarrassed by my body. She said everyone farted and burped.”

Skin slapping skin filled the air. "Fuck!" she yelped. "Goddamn, Mom, your ass is so fucking tight. It feels like it's sucking me in! Do you want it deeper? C'mon, admit it, you love it!" "Ohmafuckinggawd! Yes! Fine! Yes! Ohmagawd, yes! I love your fat fucking cock fucking my tight little ass! Ohmagawd, yes! Fuck my tight little ass!" "Ha ha ha! You're such a fucking slut! Admit it, you're nothing but a cock loving slut!"

Aleena finally welcomed the Mummy's helping hand. "Ready, boss!" Eve seemed to salute. Putting five fingers of his right hand on his temples. Aleena covered her mouth with her right hand holding back amusement. "You are really Cute, mummy! I'm not the boss, Mummy...!" Yes, too, huh? Mummy jokes, baby" Eve echoed and pinched her daughter's high nose which successfully made Aleena scream in pain. "It hurts, Mummy!" Aleena sulked and spoiled. "Sorry, That’s because you are so funny! Hehe" Eve laughed slightly at the look on Aleena's face that was getting more adorable when sulking.

"I need you plump, hale and hearty. I bet if you ate as much as I wanted you to, you wouldn't be in the hospital by now." Placing my hands over hers, I said, "Grandma, if I ate that much, Mr. York wouldn't pursue me so hard. He likes his girls slim, slender and model-like." She tipped her head back and laughed. A minute ago and she wouldn't have taken that joke so well. "You get that from me. Your father was a very big man and your mother was just as big." This fat shaming bitch. She never passed up the opportunity to remind me how chubby my mother was and how much she hated it.

James gulped as he tried to deny it. “You little fucking liar. Want me to call Amy right now? Ask if you’ve ever laughed or called her names for her weight?” I slammed my hands on the table. James was withering knowing I had him. “It was just joking around. No one was getting hurt.” James was starting to shake under the gaze of our moms. “Just jokes?” Mamá sniffled. “No one was getting hurt?” Mom’s green eyes had hardened to emeralds and were glaring daggers. If she could make lasers with them, James would be ash.

“I really don’t understand girls saying they’re fat when in fact they’re so thin and skinny.” “Well, that’s your point of view and everyone is entitled to have their opinion and in my case I feel fat already.” Klaress retaliated. “Well, for me, you’re not fat.” Mom said. “You’re just right at the middle, you’re good.” “Really Tita?” Klaress said amused. “You think so?” “Yes, so why don’t you eat more? Come on, have some of this.” Mom said. The chat goes on and on, with different topics and different stories.

I said hugging her tightly. They started making plans how to torture my husband and I think I am going to enjoy this. "Oh common guys I am hungry," I said smiling. "You won't eat this time right," Mumma asked suspiciously making me blush. "Don't tell me I am going to be Grandma," My mother-in-law joked looking at me and I nodded my head making them squeal in surprise. Both mothers started jumping like school girls making me irritate. Why I have to be in this alien family?

"So you're Mr. Monroe's daughter. He actually called our station yesterday. Don't worry, we will investigate this thoroughly." The room fell deadly silent again. A male colleague nearby stammered, "P-Preston Monroe… Why does that name s-sound so familiar?" The realization suddenly hit another colleague. "He's the chairman of our parent group! Preston Monroe!" he yelped, his voice cracking. "She's the chairman's daughter?" "And she's been helping us order takeout and pick up packages every day at the office?" "Did Vanessa say that the chairman's daughter is a kept mistress? That's the biggest joke I've ever heard!"

Mama ( Uncle), take it plss (please)" As soon as I took the dress, Fatima and Jiya's face fell but they smiled nonetheless seeing Piya's happy face... "Thanks Allah. You saved me from these two crazy woman" but I hear coughing sound after saying this. When I looked forward I saw Jubayer's panic face and he pointed beside me.. When I looked there, I found Jiya and Fatima looking at me angrily but Piya looked happy as I made her Ammi (mother) mad and she start shouting.. Yeah. Ammi (mother), Fupi (Aunty) you both are crazy. Tath (That) day Abbu ( father) called you both crazy and now Mama (Uncle) also calling you crazy...

Mom meets her halfway, and they throw their arms around each other, squealing and crying all at once. I just stood there, stunned. When they finally pull apart, my aunt Catalina holds Mom’s shoulders, eyes shining. “Look at you,” she scolds softly. “You’ve gotten thinner. I leave you for a few years and you forget how to eat?” Mom chuckles, wiping at her tears. “It’s all these fancy diets you keep preaching.” “Excuses,” Catalina says, rolling her eyes. “You always were lazy about food.” They both start giggling again, the sound light and strange.