Yo Mama Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

I contradicted. “Who the hell is that fatty bear? I had warned you already, Maureen, no boyfriend ‘till you’re 19!” Mom exclaimed. I and Aunt Nicole look at each other them burst into laughter. “Come on sister, your princess is talking about my fat prince, She explained to Mom. “Mom, I’m not fat!” Kylle stated in his almost-crying sound. “Woah! what a word. Someone seems to be mirror less” I narrated sipping on my tea and saw his faced turned as red as tomato.

) she thought to herself. "Besides, both of you look similar. I can just give both of you to that old man and get twice the money!" her mother bragged and Fatima shifted in her seat in frustration. "Old man? Ew!" Hannah exclaimed. "You sick fuck!" Fatima exclaimed to her mother and she only chuckled in response. "That's not how you should talk to your mother, Fatima," she said with a fake yet sweet smile. Fatima stared at her before looking at Hannah again.

Xan hates seeing me sad, my son at this age also will do anything to keep me happy. Little does he know, his mere presence is enough to make me happy, he is the source of all happiness in the world. Smiling, I pulled him closer to me, cuddling I kissed his forehead, " no baby, mommy is just upset." "Why?" He asked, looking at my face. "Mommy is getting fat." I pouted, looking at my stomach. Xan follows my gaze and tilts his head. My son looked at me confused, his little brain not understanding, the deal about me getting fat.

she added furiously. “Oh baby, that worked like a charm every damn time,” Alpha Zoe happily sighed. “But who thought that it was ok to wax me when I was fvcking pregnant and already so sensitive and in pain !!!” I could tell she was glaring at my mom by the tone of her angry voice. “Well you had it coming for making jokes while I was in labour,” Mom snorted. “I had no idea if I should cry because of the pain or because of your stupid knock knock jokes,” she added.

Ayo was a handful alright but he's still so adorable. "Sharrap jor, lazy children" Mummy said making us laugh. "No I'm serious these two are too lazy, Laila you want to use the excuse that you're the bride, no wahala it's your turn. But madam Tana what's your excuse? You people should not try me , I still spank o" She pulled their ears playfully. I almost chopped my finger along with the onions I was cutting as a result of the laughter pulsing through me.

1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi - Kevah's mother is pushing all her wrong buttons but she will not disrespect her even though she just dissed Kevah big time. "Mama, how can you say that? I've been on diets. I've tried pills, intense workouts, acupuncture, I stopped eating junk food for years now, and I only lost 10 pounds." "I just want you to be happy baby," mama sighs. “I feel like the gastric bypass surgery could help you with all your problems." Just when Kevah thought her mom is getting it, she goes and says shit like this.

my mom said. I chuckled. "But honestly, I will miss you mom, your dishes preferably." "Funny young lady." She pinched my cheeks. "Mom…" I moved my face away from her. I massage my cheeks. Damn, it hurts. "Oh, how I loved your fluffy cheeks," she said. "But I imply, you should lessen some fats, sweety. Too much belly fats were too pretty annoying by some handsome jerks." Yeah, I got fluffy cheeks because I'm a chubby pretty girl and it's because of her and her homemade dishes. "Like duh, mom, I'm not entering college for me to have a boyfriend."

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

"I'm all right. We're all right." Ye Hua furrowed his brows, his tone skeptical. "Why are you panting? Is she heavy? Do you want me to carry her for you?" "Who's heavy?" Yin shouted in anger. "You're the fat one! All of your family are fat ones!" Ye Hua was stumped for words. He almost lost his balance. "B-But, I did not call you..." "I know I'm currently fat in all the wrong places. No need to rub it in!"

asks mom. “none mom, I have nothing more to add” my mom stares at me her eyes looking me up and down. “you need to stop taking that yoghurt of yours, it’s making you fat” she says as she picks up her very expensive customized mirror, and begins straightening her hair. “we wouldn’t want our model to look fat on any billboard, I don’t want an ounce of fat on you. Its bad enough that you have really wide hips.” The stylist even raises a brow at mom and then gives me a look of sympathy, I return the look with a look of, “I’m used to it”.