Yo Mama Fat Jokes Novels & Stories

The morning sun painted golden streaks across the skyline, but the warmth did little to ease the cold grip of my thoughts, I hate that the thought of my mom always steal my joy. “I sure do hope I don't turn fat” her words brought me back to reality, I entered the bathroom, I could see her barrbpdy through the night wear she wore. “You're not going to be fat, you'll be sexy”. “The lies men tell” “What is it you women wants to hear”. “Just tell me the truth, I'm becoming fat” I knelt with one knee in front of her, kissed her navel. “It's barely noticeable for a 6 months pregnancy.

I said in a tone that said, please don't try me today. “Whatever, I wasn't talking to you and it doesn't matter whose table it was; bottom line is you and your friend need to understand that Syn and Shawn are off limits; so you can keep all those giggles, trying to be cute to yourselves. It's sad because you and your friends flirting, giggling, and shit, but I can tell you that him and Shawn are not into fat girls." Syncere's girlfriend said thinking she could actually, hurt our feelings with fat jokes. They were the only ones who thought that dumb shit was funny. Syncere and Shawn looked embarrassed and looking at us saying sorry with their eyes. Me and Ki-Ki looked at each other chuckling.

So, I tried my best to answer them with the utmost truth that their young minds could comprehend. "Yay!!!" they all shouted in unison, looking excited while I happily watched them. My youngest, who I was holding, was clapping as if he knew what was happening. "Is that also the reason why you're fat, Mommy?" asked my fifth child, Chancy, who's almost four years old. I froze at what he said. Am I really fat? Not only did I notice it, but even my little one, barely aware of anything, did too.

she whined childishly. " you are seriously acting strange wallahi. Are you sure you're not pregnant " rahama said as she looks down to her tummy. " what! " yasira screamed and then touch her stomach " of course not ,I can't be pregnant! " her eyes were wide open. " you are totally clueless. See how you are getting fat, isn't that suppose to raise an alarm? " Yasira glared at her " stop calling me fat. I'm not fat, please "

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

Fatima said to both Aryan and I. "Thank you, Sis." "Thanks babe." We both answered at the same time. The latter was Aryan's. "And who is your babe?." "Of course you." He gave a humorous laugh. " Who else could be my babe if not you?." He added teasingly. " You stupid brat!". She attempted to beat him but Malik's mom voice stopped her. "I can't believe you two still act like Tom and Jerry. You, Fatima". She faced her sternly. " You're way much older than him, why are you still acting like you two are both in same age?."

It seemed like she was enjoying my misery a bit too much. “Well, dear, I think the Moon Goddess wanted to teach you a lesson about being so... loose during the past decade,” she said, her tone playful. “Mom!” I yelled, shocked. My sisters snorted, and Fay burst out laughing. “Haha! This is a good one! You’re so right, Mom! Karma is a bitch, James!” Fay was practically in stitches, while I just glared at her.

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!

The one to speak this time was fatty, "You are a b*stard." Everyone was stunned when they heard him say so. He further clarified, "It's true, my mother mentioned this to me and that is why she asked me not to dwell with her!" An evil grin flashed across his face and the other children started to laugh at her again, pointing and mocking her. But nothing reached to her ears; all she could hear were that fatty's final words.

I let out a chuckle and her frown deepens as she turns to the mirror in front of her, her hands sliding down her arms to the sides before she turns back to me and mutters, "I'm not fat. " "Oh, yes you are baby. " I tease her with a hint of a smile playing by the corners of my lips and Aliya grabs the top on the table. I dodge just in time to miss it as she aims it at me and I let out a laugh as I straighten up again. "See? Too fat to even throw things at me. " I taunt her and she sneers, "Call me fat one more time and I'll make you pay for it. "