Yo Mamma Jokes Novels & Stories

James gulped as he tried to deny it. “You little fucking liar. Want me to call Amy right now? Ask if you’ve ever laughed or called her names for her weight?” I slammed my hands on the table. James was withering knowing I had him. “It was just joking around. No one was getting hurt.” James was starting to shake under the gaze of our moms. “Just jokes?” Mamá sniffled. “No one was getting hurt?” Mom’s green eyes had hardened to emeralds and were glaring daggers. If she could make lasers with them, James would be ash.

The moment Mom said this it was like my world came crumbling. “Mom this is a joke right?”

I said, picking up the call. “Finally I get to hear your voice. For a second there I thought you were dead,” she joked. That was my mother. A woman who loved dark humor to its core. “How is the weather over in the states treating you? Are you okay? Do they serve some of those hamburgers that give cancer?” “Mum, that’s fake news. You don’t need to say that again. Maybe some time you can visit here.” “Sure, maybe when I’m dead,” she laughed as I rolled my eyes.

Papa shouted at Uris who was walking out of my hospital room. I just lay there and watched them Mama and Papa. Mama took her bag and I suddenly sat on the bed when Mama threw it at Papa with the bag she was holding. "Ouch!" Papa moaned. "Ma!" I stopped Mama. Mama looked at me. "What do you want? Let's make a baby again? I'll just tell me what you want," Papa replied to Mama while holding his arm. My father got a bad look at Mama because of his joke.

"You're scruffy!" "Oh," I said, a sense of relief flowing through me. "Sorry." "I used to tell you all the time honey, girls are soft, and we don't like scratchy skin." "I know, I remember." I nodded, thinking damn straight she was soft. "Yeah, those whiskers can hurt our lips." She winked "Even the ones on our mouth." "W...what did you just say?" Mom stared at me for a moment with her big blue eyes and laughed; "It was a joke; don't tell me they don't tell raunchy jokes over at the frat house!"

mom said. “Justa week? Two years is longer than a week.” I whispered but made sure that they can hear it. “Is she Sunny? Oh my gosh she is so pretty.” “I know. No need to mention.” “My mom is the joker of the year.” the guy answered. And I guess he almost the same age as me or older. “Really? Well, I am the joker of the decade. So, yeah.” as expected, I can see my mom already kiling me using her eyes. Hahaha.

I groaned. “Mom, I’m really not in the mood for jokes. It was a long drive and I’m getting a killer headache.” “Because you are drinking too much,” she mumbled. Darting my line of vision to her I wanted to talk back. ‘Well you offered,’ my subconscious screamed. “This isn’t a joke,” Justin now had a thick accent like he was from bloody England. Ha, see what I did there? “Mother,” I chastised which had my Mom standing up. She gave me the same stare when she caught me coming home at 5 a.m. hanging out with my friends and soap bombing the town’s water fountain. “What?” I fiend innocence.

I laughed at my own joke, but I could hear my mom laughing as well. "Winter Breeze! You're bad", mom said while still laughing. I love how my mom laughs at my cheesy jokes. Once I was off the phone with my mom, I was in the cab on my way to the airport. I couldn't wait to see my mom and meet Jared. My mother had told me he lost his wife to an unfortunate accident years ago and was too heartbroken to move on, until he met my mother.

CHRISTY: My phone rang again and without making Mom wait, answered it. “What’s going on?” I asked. “Was that a prank, Mom? Or is this some kind of joke?” My voice trembled in the end as I held my phone close to my ear. My throat went dry as I waited for my mother's reply. “A prank? Is that the result of watching nonsense videos? You think your Dad's life is some sort of joke?” Mom snapped on the other side of the line.

“ Tell pater and Owen I love them, and I ’ll be home soon, ” I expressed. “ Will do, baby. Love you, ” She replied. “ Love you, mama , ” I soughed before I hung up. I arrived at my room and pushed open my door. “ Well, well, well. Luna, ” Mila bowed playfully. I flushed and glanced at the bottom. “ Ah! I ’m so happy for you! ” She squealed as she rushed towards me and threw her arms around me. “ Mila, he’s amazing, ” I conked . “ I ca n’t stay to see Ethan’s face when he realises. he fucked up! ” She blubbered, jumping about. “ Are you coming back? ” I raised my brow at her. She jounced and beamed, “ of course I am ” She fooled." Only to see the look on his sorry