Yo Mamma Jokes Novels & Stories

I said with a sarcastic smirk. "Okay Ginger, sheesh!" exclaimed Jody as she moved over and started sucking on her mum's boobs. "That's a good girl, Jody, suck on mummy's boobies. Do you like that honey?" she asked her husband. "Oh yes, very much dear but I hope there is more to cum," said Jody's dad. "I'm sure there is lot's more to CUM," said her mum with a giggle and moan as Jody moved lower to her pussy lips and started licking.

I said hugging her tightly. They started making plans how to torture my husband and I think I am going to enjoy this. "Oh common guys I am hungry," I said smiling. "You won't eat this time right," Mumma asked suspiciously making me blush. "Don't tell me I am going to be Grandma," My mother-in-law joked looking at me and I nodded my head making them squeal in surprise. Both mothers started jumping like school girls making me irritate. Why I have to be in this alien family?

she went on. “We are both tired, as well, Mom. See? We aren’t your biological sons.” Josh couldn’t resist joking, earning him an eye roll from his mother. “Do you get as tired as women, though? They both wore eight-inched high heels the entire day. “Besides, what’s the point of telling me that? What, do you want them to give you a massage in return? In your dreams, maybe,” their mother said with a snort at her own joke.

I walked out of the company and did not look back. I had barely slipped off my shoes at home when my phone erupted with the shrill sound of a call. It was my mom, and she was laying into me the second I picked up. "Janice, what's gotten into you? Did you fight with Seth? Listen to me, go apologize to him, now! "You wouldn't be where you are without him. Don't bite the hand that feeds you!" Her voice was getting more piercing by the second. "Seth's a catch, and he's put up with you for twelve years. You should count your blessings!

she yelled. I've never seen my mom yell or get mad in a long time. She usually is very chill and tries her best not to get angry to the extent of yelling. She's usually the best at communication and communicating well. Seeing her lose her class and yell at the top of her lungs, mad as a bull, was a shock and I blame myself for it. “Mommy! You're about to be a grandmother, you should be happy.” the bitch said with a pout. She's so fake!

I agreed, "I guess so. He's usually so serious, it just looks weird seeing him laugh this hard." I sighed, "I'm going to get ready for school, mom. His wolf is full of dad jokes. I really don't want to hear them right now." Mom laughed, "Your wolf is like Yara. She can talk to other wolves?” I nod, "Yeah, so is his. It's weird seeing him laugh like this. I'm getting out of here." Mom laughed, "Okay honey. We'll see you in the living room."

She pats his head, She did not want him to see her terrified face at that moment. "Today in class, our teacher instructed us to tell her one thing that we love about our fathers. Everyone was saying theirs but when it came to my turn, I had nothing to say and everyone laughed at me when I said that I had only mummy and not daddy. My teacher told me that it was okay to have one and also to have both so mum, do I really have a daddy or it's just you?" Tom asked, his voice getting drowsy.

She waved her hand lightly, the diamonds on her fingers catching the light. “Oh, heavens, don’t look so grim. It was nothing,” she said. “It’s an old joke, that’s all. You know how people say boys can be too much like being wild and dramatic, and how it is exhausting to be a boy mom. So the joke is about how a mother knows she needs so much help to raise them. It’s just something the older generation repeats. Nothing serious.” Her gaze shifted amongst the crowd. “Don’t tell me you don’t know it.”

Mama cackled. Mambo Nene reveled in the laughter from others at her jokes. I swore that if voodoo wasn't her priority and profession, she'd be a comedian. That comedic spurt stopped once she saw me, replaced with pure joy that came out as a suffocating hug. "Look at Miss Little Alize!" Mambo Nene exclaimed. Mama stood up and watched Mambo Nene squeeze me around like a ragdoll, her bangles and bracelets chiming together. "You're killing her, Nene," Mama said after a few seconds. "Let my baby breathe."

I'll only ever be a disappointment to him. I still make my jokes though. Thats the time where I can be myself, and make people happy. I want to make people happy. I've never liked it when they're upset. Everytime Theo got upset, I'd tell him a funny story and that usually worked. I wonder if Mommy would have liked my jokes?