Yo Mamma Jokes Novels & Stories

Mama laughed, it was a joke for her but my face turned blank. “Don’t talk like this, Mama. You’re going to die.” Ella reprimanded her before I could speak. She looked more disturbed than I and Massimo. “I am only joking, Ella. I am right here.” Mama said. “Still, we don’t like such jokes Mama. You know what you mean to us.” Massimo said to her. “I am sorry, kids. I am really sorry. Now don’t sulk and enjoy the meal with our guest.” Mama raised her hands in surrender motion.

She leaned forward and wrapped her wrists around my neck. “I was thinking about the time you climbed up my window and dad was away on business. So mom was like hyper aware of noises. She heard us while you were going down on me and barrelled into the room with a shotgun,” she laughed, really loud. I laughed too, but made a face. “I pissed my pants,” I said, cocking my head to the side. She laughed even more, kicking my sides. “It was the fucking BEST, oh my god we joked about that for years. Mom and I had some jokes,” she said, as the toast popped up.

I said urging her to speak. " she is your mum " vonne said Hah yeah the most expensive joke of the year everyone knows my parents are both dead "You must be mistaken my parents are both dead okayy they died when I was six " I said to her "Its true dear I'm your mum " the older lady said " I don't believe you my mum is dead my dad is dead everyone I know is dead " I yelled Cause everything is pissing me off its itching me " 🎶Go to sleep baby my little girl🎶

}} [[ haha ]] (( Explain )) {{ it’s nothing mother, she just kind of hit on me a little }} (( that tramp! I’m sure she’s old enough to be your mom )) {{ no worries, she got no where and never will }} (( Good because I still do know how to slit throats and shoot arrows sonny boy )) {{ yes mother }}

Fucking family unity. I didn't work like the stories. Jenn couldn't keep her balance and Dad and I got distracted. Jenn got off and soon after, it was me. "Mom, I'm cumming in your ass." She groaned, "Oh yes, fuck my ass, fill me, baby." Oh, I did. That tight fit and Dad's cock sent me off. I exploded in my mother's butt. Dad moaned, "Oh fuck that's hot. Cummin' baby."

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.

"what? Why are you surprised? I am not deaf and dumb you know." My shocked face quickly turned to a happy one. Mom was known for her act of pretense. She was a joker in the house and always made a joke out of us all. Her voice was usually firm, as it was right now. Perhaps she had been pretending to the people who kept her.

Can you help us? Mum: Anything for my baby. CC: Mum, I’m too old to be a baby. Mum: You lack a sense of humor. I chuckled because she was true. Mum: She must be something special. CC: Who? Mum: I may be old, but I’m not dumb. So, see you soon then? You’re coming with them, right? CC: Yeah, I have to. And I missed my arse of a brother. Love you, Mum.

"Wow! You only finished this one fruit while I was gone? You really suck with homework huh, Al!” I tried to hold back my laughter as mom started punishing Alliando, while he started clasping his hands as if begging for forgiveness. I don't know since when Alliando was no longer awkward around my mother. Even now he can laugh out loud every time mom throws a dry joke. I was even surprised when I saw Alliando who matched my mother's strange jokes, and vice versa. Although as much as possible he always avoids the topic of his family whenever Mom asks.

Assumera na kung assumera pero hindi talaga ako natatahimik kapag hindi ko nakukuha ang sagot na gusto ko. I saw how his jaw dropped then smiled. "Same Mary" bulong niya kaya napakunot ang noo ko "What?" "I said Holy Mary. It's not what you think. Loko-loko lang si Marc" Sinali pa talaga sa usapan si Mama Mary. Pero napahiya ako ron ah "Ah, abswelto ka na sa joke mo. Quits na tayo" this time siya naman ang napakunot ang noo.