Yo Mamma Jokes Novels & Stories

Crystal said while laughing that's why mama flicked her ear. "This is mother things. You'll know it when the time comes. Are you going to get married? It doesn't look like you will be." Mama laughed. "Mama! I will gonna give you ten grandchildren! You'll see soon!" Crystal even pouted her lips. "Oh, come on." Mama's eyes rolled jokingly. Actually this joke by Crystal made my nervousness to lessen. "It's like you don't know how mama worries, huh, Tal?" I said then shook my head but Crystal just shrugged.

“My Mom was always the broadcaster. Always talking. Always had something in mind to say. Something important to chip in. Growing up as a child, I saw her as a talkative, meddlesome, basket mouth.” A short laugh escaped my mouth. I wasn't supposed to laugh. This was Mrs. Jocelyn's mom we were talking about here. A serious matter. But I couldn't help but laugh. Basket mouth? Who calls their Mom a basket mouth? Mrs. Jocelyn didn't care that I laughed. She didn't look pissed. She gave a smile, them started laughing too, like we were talking about the weather.

Jorge says wiping away invisible tears making dad chuckle. "Fucker...I mean it." dad jokes with him, earning a playful punch on his left bicep and making everyone chuckle. "For real though... You guys are the best thing to happen in my life... besides the birth of my daughter. Please, dig in, there's plenty of food, plenty of drinks, and plenty of desserts for everyone. Dig in, dig in." he says motioning to the food and making everyone chuckle.

"what? Why are you surprised? I am not deaf and dumb you know." My shocked face quickly turned to a happy one. Mom was known for her act of pretense. She was a joker in the house and always made a joke out of us all. Her voice was usually firm, as it was right now. Perhaps she had been pretending to the people who kept her.

"Wow! You only finished this one fruit while I was gone? You really suck with homework huh, Al!” I tried to hold back my laughter as mom started punishing Alliando, while he started clasping his hands as if begging for forgiveness. I don't know since when Alliando was no longer awkward around my mother. Even now he can laugh out loud every time mom throws a dry joke. I was even surprised when I saw Alliando who matched my mother's strange jokes, and vice versa. Although as much as possible he always avoids the topic of his family whenever Mom asks.

Jade said, staring at Megan for her response. But instead, she let out a deep chuckled. It was Jade's turn to be confuse. Why is mom laughing? Is she trying to act like what I did was nothing, maybe she is concealing her anger with the laugh? "Mama...?" Jade muttered to get Megan's attention to him. Megan stopped. "Oh sorry, pumpkin. I just find it funny, for real." She said. "How am I suppose to get angry over that? Of course, I'm not angry because of that."

Can you help us? Mum: Anything for my baby. CC: Mum, I’m too old to be a baby. Mum: You lack a sense of humor. I chuckled because she was true. Mum: She must be something special. CC: Who? Mum: I may be old, but I’m not dumb. So, see you soon then? You’re coming with them, right? CC: Yeah, I have to. And I missed my arse of a brother. Love you, Mum.

My mom joined in as I nodded eagerly so that she knew how much I appreciated her good genes. "Make sure you find yourself a man who can handle that booty of yours yeah? Your mama gave it up for Aldo so easily, you gotta make them fight for it so that they never leave" She continued making all of us laugh as I finished the juice I had poured in to my cup.

She smirked and he gagged. . . . Mom's a con!

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