Yo Mamma Jokes Novels & Stories

"So quick question, am I going to be a Grandma soon?" "Mom!", My mate who heard her was giggling , I tapped him jokingly. My mom was laughing hard in the background. " Just kidding, you and your mate should come down for dinner, hm " " Okay mom , we will soon", "Okay darling", My mom said and ended the call.

After a couple of seconds, she muttered, "Mommy?" "Yes, love." "Why do we never call, Daddy? Not even once? My friends and classmates, whenever they miss their mom and daddy, they will be calling them....what do you call that, Mommy?" "They use social media." "Yes! That's it, Mommy." Her eyes lit up as if an excellent idea came into her mind. "Why don't we call Daddy, Mommy? I want to see him! I want to hear his voice!" she exclaimed and jumped on her seat.

“You two have literally been in this same house since yesterday and yet you’re acting like you haven’t seen each other in years’” “Is that a problem?” Papa shot back at me, the two of them making a face at me. “It’s okay to be jealous mommy, there’s no shame in it” Miley added, blinking her green eyes innocently at me. “Huh?” was all that left my lips before Papa burst out into a fit of chuckles. “Why are laughing, Papa?” Miley asked, obviously not realizing what she said. “Nothing my dear and you’re right. Your mommy is a jealous little pumpkin!” Papa said amidst chuckles.

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!

Mama laughed, it was a joke for her but my face turned blank. “Don’t talk like this, Mama. You’re going to die.” Ella reprimanded her before I could speak. She looked more disturbed than I and Massimo. “I am only joking, Ella. I am right here.” Mama said. “Still, we don’t like such jokes Mama. You know what you mean to us.” Massimo said to her. “I am sorry, kids. I am really sorry. Now don’t sulk and enjoy the meal with our guest.” Mama raised her hands in surrender motion.

She leaned forward and wrapped her wrists around my neck. “I was thinking about the time you climbed up my window and dad was away on business. So mom was like hyper aware of noises. She heard us while you were going down on me and barrelled into the room with a shotgun,” she laughed, really loud. I laughed too, but made a face. “I pissed my pants,” I said, cocking my head to the side. She laughed even more, kicking my sides. “It was the fucking BEST, oh my god we joked about that for years. Mom and I had some jokes,” she said, as the toast popped up.

Bianca enveloped her baby in a bear hug, “how are you?” “I am fine mummy, why do you look so stressed out though? Did you shout at a lot of people in at the office” Bianca gave a little giggle as she perched on the bed beside her daughter, “and why would mummy do that?” “When mummy is pissed, she yells at everyone. You shouldn’t do that mummy, you will get wrinkles because of that and I don’t want my beautiful mummy to get old” Bianca couldn’t even hold her laugh, Paige was so hilarious and it was evident from the way she spoke.

I said urging her to speak. " she is your mum " vonne said Hah yeah the most expensive joke of the year everyone knows my parents are both dead "You must be mistaken my parents are both dead okayy they died when I was six " I said to her "Its true dear I'm your mum " the older lady said " I don't believe you my mum is dead my dad is dead everyone I know is dead " I yelled Cause everything is pissing me off its itching me " 🎶Go to sleep baby my little girl🎶

}} [[ haha ]] (( Explain )) {{ it’s nothing mother, she just kind of hit on me a little }} (( that tramp! I’m sure she’s old enough to be your mom )) {{ no worries, she got no where and never will }} (( Good because I still do know how to slit throats and shoot arrows sonny boy )) {{ yes mother }}

Fucking family unity. I didn't work like the stories. Jenn couldn't keep her balance and Dad and I got distracted. Jenn got off and soon after, it was me. "Mom, I'm cumming in your ass." She groaned, "Oh yes, fuck my ass, fill me, baby." Oh, I did. That tight fit and Dad's cock sent me off. I exploded in my mother's butt. Dad moaned, "Oh fuck that's hot. Cummin' baby."