You So Dumb Jokes

Following a heartbreak from my betrothed and the man I have loved all of my life, I leave my home and family behind, seeking solace in the Realm of the Humans. Having no qualifications to live in a world bound by stupid rules has me jumping at an absurdly good offer to be the personal assistant to a top class business man. And my first assignment is delivering his forgotten wedding rings to the event. I found my mate. My boss, standing at the altar, exchanging vows with a puny human woman I could break in half if I wanted to. I flee, fingers clutching the damned ring boxes. He leaves his fiancée at the altar, chasing after me, but it makes no difference to me. I have had my fair share of rejections and I can't take anymore of it. So, I reject him, before he can do the same to me. But rather than cower in pain, he cracks a grin that makes my stony heart stumble, and leans forward, several feet taller than me. "And you're fired."

Si Rhianna Evangelista kasama ang kaniyang Ina at nakababatang kapatid na si Ylona ay ikinulong sa isang mansiyon na malayo sa bayan at nasa liblib na lugar na pag-aari ng kaniyang amain na si Don Ysmael na isang kilalang Drug Lord sa bansa na hindi magawang hulihin at hindi mahuli-huli dahil sa koneksiyon na mayroon siya. Dahil sa gusto ni Rhianna na iligtas ang kaniyang ina at kapatid, maging ang kaniyang sarili. Nagpasya siyang tumakas sa kaniyang amain para mailigtas ang kaniyang ina at kapatid. Doon niya nakilala si Leonardo Estralta Jr., isang Agent na siyang nakakita sa kaniya at kumupkop. Naging kasapi siya ng kanilang samahan at nagkaroon ng layunin na tugisin at pabagsakin ang mga taong nasa likod ng pagtulong kay Don Ysmael. Subalit, habang tumatagal nahuhulog na ang loob ni Leonardo kay Rhianna at napagtanto niyang mahal na niya. Handa ba niyang bitawan ang tungkulin para sa babaeng minamahal at makasama hanggang sa pagtanda at ng pamilya kasama si Rhianna o isasantabi ang nararamdaman at ipagpapatuloy ang paglilingkod sa bayan?

She was a woman who wanted to hold everything that her parents planned for her. Kaya tumakas siya sa mga ito at binuhay ang sarili sa tulong ng amo niya na si sir Dwight Rivera. Ayaw niyang ilihim ang kanyang pagkatao dito. Pero paano kung isang araw malalaman nito ang totoong siya? Ang totoong rason kung bakit tumakas siya sa poder ng mga magulang niya?

After an earthquake, my boyfriend chooses to save a manipulative woman who's closest to the door. I'm pinned to the floor by a cupboard, but he forgets all about me. I pass out from the pain. When I wake up, I discover that my right hand is now useless. My boyfriend apologizes to me. He tells me he was only thinking about saving a life. Later, my boyfriend is diagnosed with a terminal illness. I'm the only person in the world who can save him. He weeps and begs me for help, but I can't hold a scalpel anymore.

"S..oo it..t wa..s all a liee" I stuttered unable to find a complete sentence due to the fact that I was shoken at the conversation I just heard eairler on. "I can...." I heard Xander begin but didn't let him finish as I turned to Reena's direction. "So yo..u al...so kn...ew" I turned to the direction of Reena totally shocked while still trying to get out a sentence completely but still failing miserably at it, due to my trembling lips. "I swear Aneesa,I tried to tell you but he made me promise not to....that he would tell you himself at his own will cause he had fallen in love with you" she said hurriedly while looking at me with worry and fear evident in her eyes. "Babe listen to me I can explain" "Don't you dare call me that" I snapped finally getting my voice back since the time I walked into the apartment, while storming out of the door with tear streaming down my face.

"Tell me," he leaned forward and whispers seductively next to my ear. "Have you ever been kissed before?" I don't think that's a fucking business of yours, Sir! "I snap at him with a clenched teeth. " You are right, how about I make it my business tonight, angle? "He ask running his thumb over my bottom lips. " Are you crazy Sir? " <><><><> Lola's entire world take a drastic turn the moment she witnessed her boyfriend proposed to her twin sister. Determine to prove to her family that she can do better than her sister, she grabbed the next Job opportunity. Babysitting a crazy billionaire's son, just an harmless job, but signing the contract made her kick open a Pandora's box, filled with shocking secrets, that put her life in the line, only her mate can save her.

"Kakak, I love you. I love you as a woman loves a man. Kakak ngerti maksudku, 'kan?" kata Arinda pada Elang.

Some people still believe that forever still exist except for Chandria.A girl with a bad past memories and until now she can't still move on.Since kasi iniwan sila ng mother niya, doon na siya nagsimulang huminto na maniwala na may happy ending ang buhay.Ayon sa kanya those things only exist in books and movies. Until one day everything just suddenly change.Ang boring niyang mundo napalitan ng excitement and that is all because of Niel John Quirino.Ang gwapong happy go lucky na despite sa problema nito sa pamilya ay mas pinili na lang nitong maging masaya.Ngumiti at masiglang hinarap ang hamon ng buhay. Will he able to change Chandria and make her believe that in love everything is possible?That everything happens for a reason at minsan isang choice din ang magkaroon ng happy ending.

Aleya hates playboy because of her playboy ex-boyfriend but she suddenly becomes the bodyguard of a popular playboy, Enrique Villarreal. Although she dislikes him she still needs to be professional in her work. Enrique was challenged to see a woman who doesn't swoon in front of him and instead hates him so he promise himself that he will make his beautiful and brave bodyguard to fell in love with her and then kick her out of her job while Aleya promise to herself that she will not fell from Enrique's tricks and will not fall in love with him. But can she stick to her promise to not fall in love with him when he always seducing her? Will Aleya's love can change the heart of a playboy?

Sabi nila kaakibat ng pagmamahal ang masaktan. Paano naman kung sobra-sobra nang sakit ang nararamdaman mo? Magmamahal ka pa rin ba? ... Si Maria Ingrid Natasha Garcia, o kilala sa tawag na 'Ming' ay head over heels ang pagmamahal sa kanyang boss kahit pa walking freezer ito. At kasing liwanag man ng ilaw na may kasintahan na ito, patuloy niya pa rin itong minamahal. Martir na kung martir. Pero hindi naman mapigilan ni Ming ang patuloy na pagkabaliw ng kanyang puso sa kanyang gwapings na amo. At sa gabi-gabi niyang pagdarasal narindi na ang diyos ng pag-ibig kaya pinagbigyan na ang panalangin nito. Sa wakas! nakuha nito ang atensyon ng kanyang amo. Kaya lang hindi rin pala ito magta-tagal dahil muling magbabalik ang unang babaeng nag-patibok sa puso ng kanyang Boss.