Novel & Cerita Your Momma So Dumb Jokes

No sane mother would want their children to experience this. “I am already aware of how you were fooling me over these years, Mom. I-I don’t know anymore. What did I ever do to you to have me suffer like this? Mommy, I don’t understand…” “Hey, airhead. Can’t you realize that your mother’s crazy? You did nothing to deserve a mother like her, but you’re too dumb to trust her enough. She doesn’t need to explain anything to you, Gray Moore. Her state alone explains that what she truly needs is a fucking psychiatrist!”

“Speaking of Dad. Where is he? I haven’t heard his voice since we’ve been on this call.” “It’s poker night so your dad is out with his friends,” she replied. “Oh, I totally forgot that still happened,” I said. “Yeah, you know old people and their habits.” “Mom, you guys are not old.” “I don’t feel twenty anymore,” she countered. “That’s because you’re not twenty, but y’all aren’t even close to old,” I replied, a hint of my Southern accent obvious in my words. “That’s my southern belle,” Mom said. “Good to know that New York hasn’t completely eliminated everything about you.”

I explained in a small voice. "Miscounted?" Mom spat, interrupting me. "You're the only one who didn't get anything. She was probably annoyed that you were trying to get one. Why must you be so greedy? You're so embarrassing! Will you only be satisfied when everyone ridicules me for raising such a greedy daughter?" A wave of stress crashed into me. I dug my nails into my arms and scratched myself until my skin turned raw and bloody. However, I didn't feel even an ounce of comfort.

I taunted her, saying "Mom, you just orgasmed without touching yourself. You came just from sucking your son's hard cock. And then you swallowed my cum with a smile on your face." Mom surprised me by continuing to proudly smile as she said, "That's because I'm a dirty slut that isn't happy unless I have my sweet son's hard cock inside me. I love feeling your hot cum spraying into my slut holes. I'm a dirty slut of a mother that gets off on being my baby's fuck hole and cum bucket."

"Trick her?" "Sure, Dad." My son replied. "It's kind of easy, Olivia is a dummy. She's stupid, she can't even think twice. Didn't you say she felt guilty for doing it?" "Yeah...?" I answered hesitantly. I was trying to reason whatever it was they were thinking about. "What has that got to do with anything?" The mother and son shared a look and they laughed. I hated being the joke at home. "Come on Dad. Don't be like that." My son said.

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!

A chuckle slips through my parted lips as I rest back against the sink, and type back a reply. ME: Are you really that dumb, or do you just skip over the words from my text? Hello brother? My phone wasn't with me. I couldn't get a hold of it, which is why I didn't respond to any of your calls, or texts. You really should stop being so stupid. How's mom? The reply is almost instantly. VINCENT: Shut up, you dumb fool. Mom's fine, she's asleep. I chuckle at that, shaking my head before opening the text from Darren.

Her words were immediately followed by a string of curses, making me wince. “Mom, I think 'Goddamn' isn't actually my middle name,” I joked, hoping to lighten the mood. Wrong move. “Owen Brown, don’t you dare try running that smart mouth of yours on me or I’ll whip your ass red!” I could practically see the steam shooting out of her ears. “And don’t think for one second that I won’t, just because you’re thirty! You’re still my boy, and you still have to listen to me!”

both Bhai and I said together. " Don't ask dumb Questions !! I thought Maurvi will become smart like you. Here you are asking questions like her. We really wasted all the money. You don't know how does one get pregnant? Shit !!! What am I going to do now? Your mom will kill me. " " RELAX dad !!! Mom is not pregnant." Bhai said. " Are you sure?? " Dad asked. " Yes, dad !!! " " Thank God !! We should be having grandchildren now... Your mom would have killed me. "

I hesitated, smiling comically before resting my head back on the pillow. "Ehen, even at that... Who are you shy of in this house?" my mom chuckled as she teased -- she was always fond of taunting me so she could have a good laugh. "Mmom!... Like seriously?" I exclaimed startlingly with a surprised look on my face as I laughed - throwing a pillow at her feet. "So mummy can not tell jokes again?" she concluded rhetorically while laughing and was about turning to leave when my room door resounded with brief knockes.