Your Momma So Dumb Jokes Mga Nobela at Kwento

He asked again and Olivia didn't know whether to cry or laugh as she was surprised that he knew her full name. “Are you dumb or you're just pretending?” She asked and he paused a moment to think before looking back at her, “my stepmom calls me ‘dumb fatty’ and she's an adult and if adults are always right, it means I'm dumb,” so he nodded at her, “I'm not pretending, I'm really dumb.” This time around, Olivia couldn't hold back her laughter and burst out laughing, drawing attention from the people around who were shocked as well as terrified.

Mom says, closing the door behind Maggie, and turning towards me with a big smile on her lips. "Well, young man." She says, walking towards me. "So, you and Maggie, huh?" "Yes ma'am." I answer, smiling back at her. "I couldn't help myself." I answer. "So now you've fucked the mother and the daughter." She says, wrinkling her brow as another thought hits her. "Just like at home!" She exclaims. "You are one busy mother fucker." She says, laughing at her own joke, as she pulls me into a tight embrace.

I got a terrible slap on my face that redirected my thinking that I wasn't laughing inwardly but outwardly and mom said," You fool, what's making you laugh, are you trying to make a fuss of me and my daughter or what?" I know am in trouble again and I replied to her saying, "Mom am not laughing at you please, I just thought of something that happened in the past and I couldn't hold back my laughter, am sorry if I offended you" I pleaded, I don't want another beaten mostly now am recovering too. "Stupid child", she said another insult to me and I couldn't help but listen to the conversation she had with my sister, I was shocked when she mentions my boss's name.

I said urging her to speak. " she is your mum " vonne said Hah yeah the most expensive joke of the year everyone knows my parents are both dead "You must be mistaken my parents are both dead okayy they died when I was six " I said to her "Its true dear I'm your mum " the older lady said " I don't believe you my mum is dead my dad is dead everyone I know is dead " I yelled Cause everything is pissing me off its itching me " 🎶Go to sleep baby my little girl🎶

Fucking stupid people. Then a harrowing question popped into my head. If I wasn't smart to these people, what was I? Other than a sad fat girl? "It wouldn't have mattered if I won a fucking Nobel prize. Lena this and Lena that. You wouldn't have come. You missed my high school graduation because Lena wanted pizza. I guess now I know why you treat me like shit, mom. Other than you hating your fat pig of a daughter, of course. You think I'm a dumb bitch too," I confessed to the room, my heart sinking.

Mom why are you quite I thought we are besties njena Mom: you know baby today we saw mxolisi's girlfriend they were cute you should've seen how beautiful she is. Dad: mxo and a girl.? Mom: yeah she's so gorgeous baby . Dad: you're also gorgeous moose mama just that . Mom:just that what.? Are you saying im ugly.? Dad: no you're not listen.... Mom started to cry amandla and mpilo laughed and go upstairs. Mom: Nana am I ugly.? Me: No mom you're cute. Dad: even if you were slender I would've loved you mama. Mom: even if I were a frog.?

My mom greeted with a blooming smile which was fun to see from her but then I hated that she even called me son right in front of this young guy who she just fucked. “Shit, you ‘bout to catch a flight?” The guy named Jackson asked when he saw my mom in this tight jeans. “Huh?” My mom appeared to be confused. “Cause that apple bottom makes me wanna take a bite!!” “Oh, you silly, silly boy.” My mother, a woman in her forty’s jumped on the guy who physically looked like he’s just five years older than me. Is my mom even okay? I know she still got those pot smokes in her head, maybe some coke powders too but that Jackson guy could be her son.

He wished for rain which would match his mood but the sky was an unbroken sea of blue save for the band of salmon pink which taunted him. "Point straight blank. My mom used to say I lacked a fundamental trait needed to function as a human being- common sense." Venus laughed her first real one it helped mitigate the building tension in, but only by a fraction. "I'm saying this now, not to give an excuse for all the atrocities I committed. But rather for you to have an answer when you ask yourself because you will-how dumb can this guy really be? The answer? Dumb, really dumb." Her laughter trailed off before dying completely.

I groaned. “Mom, I’m really not in the mood for jokes. It was a long drive and I’m getting a killer headache.” “Because you are drinking too much,” she mumbled. Darting my line of vision to her I wanted to talk back. ‘Well you offered,’ my subconscious screamed. “This isn’t a joke,” Justin now had a thick accent like he was from bloody England. Ha, see what I did there? “Mother,” I chastised which had my Mom standing up. She gave me the same stare when she caught me coming home at 5 a.m. hanging out with my friends and soap bombing the town’s water fountain. “What?” I fiend innocence.

Even though I've tried to be quiet, they always have a way of bothering me. I also slapped Sonya for no reason. That time, Sonya made fun of Mom, who had been in a coma for years. She used to call me a motherless child. She also said that I was born from a mummy. I was so angry when she made fun of Mom and me.