Your Momma So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

"If Mom asks about Cordelia one more fucking time, I might have to perform harakiri on myself." I understand my brother's frustration; he spends many of his days looking out for our mother. And someone with vascular dementia can a fucking challenge to deal with. I jokingly shove Timofey's shoulder. "Stop stealing mom's chocolate, dolboyob." Mom's eyes dart between us. She doesn't understand our banter anymore. "Don't worry, Matuskha," I say. "We're just joking. You know your sons love each other." I hand her the box. "Have another one."

I said, picking up the call. “Finally I get to hear your voice. For a second there I thought you were dead,” she joked. That was my mother. A woman who loved dark humor to its core. “How is the weather over in the states treating you? Are you okay? Do they serve some of those hamburgers that give cancer?” “Mum, that’s fake news. You don’t need to say that again. Maybe some time you can visit here.” “Sure, maybe when I’m dead,” she laughed as I rolled my eyes.

Moms' pussy. "Mom! You nothing but a common fucking slut. So are you Jennifer!. A slut and a cunt eating dyke." I said it all with a huge grin on my face. This got Jen and she was out from under the table in a flash. She stood up and took off after me. She was naked and her face was covered in pussy cream. I was laughing , keeping a good three steps in front of her when I made the corner. There I bumped into an equally naked mom, arms folded across her breasts..

I said bluntly. "Oh, my goodness! Are you out of your mind?" he said with disbelief as he turned his head and looked at my mother. "Darling, did you just hear what your son said?" Dad asked with an incredulous expression. "Yes, I did. I am speechless," Mom replied. "Gosh! That is the dumbest thing I have heard in my entire life!" he said as he turned his head to me.

"Trick her?" "Sure, Dad." My son replied. "It's kind of easy, Selene is a dummy. She's stupid, she can't even think twice. Didn't you say she felt guilty for doing it?" "Yeah...?" I answered hesitantly. I was trying to reason whatever it was they were thinking about. "What has that got to do with anything?" The mother and son shared a look and they laughed. I hated being the joke at home. "Come on Dad. Don't be like that." My son said.

mom said half jokingly and half seriously. "Don't worry mom I'll keep snow in check.And ooh I better go get ready he comes ."I said going upstairs when I heard mom say"it's a they not a he."I stopped in my tracks when I heard that."what the Fuck mom? how many men are you engaged to?"I blurted out as mom started laughing."these isn't funny mom."I said giving mom an am not joking look "oh dear,am only marrying one man and his is coming with his son.you're gonna a big brother baby."mom literally squiered.i just stared at her just dumbfounded at what she just said

From: Mom [Thu, 9:39 pm] That's okay, you can laugh as much as you want even though you're sad for having a broken heart. I gasped. Mom can turn tables, doesn't she? To: Mom [Thu, 9:41 pm] I am your daughter, mom! I can't believe you can do me dirty! I answered, pasting crying emojis. From: Mom [Thu, 9:42 pm] I'm just joking, haha! I hope you're doing fine, we love and miss you so much!

“Just go to your room and think about what you’ve done. If you behave, maybe your dad will let you come out later to watch the fireworks.” No one believed me. To them, I was just a bad kid. Mom pushed me into the bedroom. She hesitated for a second, then brought in a plate of pasta and set it on the nightstand. “Anna, if something really is stuck, just chew and swallow some food. It’ll push it down. As for what happened, I know it’s not fair to you, but you can’t blame me. Who knew it would blow up like this? You’re just a kid. Losing a little dignity doesn’t matter. Just help me out this time, okay?”

Aaron saw the conflict in me, and told me to go ahead and make all the jokes I wanted. I couldn’t help the “yo’ momma” jokes that immediately came out of my mouth. Aaron’s situation was incredibly sad and tragic. Even so…the idea of Aaron’s mate leaving him out of fear that he was sleeping with his own mother… how do you not make jokes out of that???? When I couldn’t stop making jokes, Aaron decided to tease me that my mate story was only marginally better, having met my mate while wearing a wedding dress.

"I'm sorry, Mom, I didn't realize it was so late." I regret saying that. "Already ar ehere? Look, Daniela ... " "I can't look at you, Mom, just listen to you." I laugh and try to lower my mother's anger and worry. "I hate you doing that!" He also laughs at my joke. Mom has a habit of laughing at any nonsense I might say. Since I was little she celebrates everything. I was not a problem and she applauded her decent daughter. "Oh, Mom, if you could see what I got into."