Your Momma So Dumb Jokes Novels & Stories

I complained pleadingly, "Lazy ass," Sky sneered, "I'm gonna kill her, honey, what do you say, should I cut her pretty head off and offer it to you at your feet," I joked, "I can not believe you still make jokes like this and right now, in this situation? You are so unserious," Mother said, "Mother you keep saying she is not serious until she actually commits murder and then the world will know just how much of a killer she really is," Sky joked,

I said but stopped once we heard someone coming down the stairs and yes it's Hakeem, he was busy rubbing his head I know the headache got him good,i chuckled " who died? " he asked coming down the stairs trying to joke around " boy you about to die with all that jokes you got - sit your ass down I need to talk to you" mama said...I remained quiet wanting to hear what they gon tell him...it's nice to not be the one in trouble now, the past weeks I been hearing it from my mother about being in jail for stupid things but it wasn't stupid if some bitches gon come and claim my man while I'm still around

" I muttered Thank god mom came and shove that little beast from my arm. I was just thanking God or Mom to save my life when I heard playjerk's laugh " Are you done with your laughing?" I asked out of frustration "No, not done yet " he replied with a stupid smirk "Oh, if I'm not wrong you're the one who's jumping and running around like an idiot like a child what you're five? , oh I almost forget that you're a big baby without the brain, your brain is empty except the truth jerk" I sneered all this in one breath. One thing I almost forget that mom was still here, 'shit' I muttered under my breath

I burst out laughing, unable to stop the unnaturally ugly laugh that came all the way from the pits of my stomach as I laughed at the story that my mum was telling me about how she had a running stomach while she was attending to Jennifer Lawrence and she asked for the bathroom but she couldn't reach it in time and she had to take a dump in a vase, right in the middle of the hallway. My mother was laughing just as loudly as I was, "and I couldn't stop. The diarrhoea kept coming out and it was uncontrollable!" she spoke over the loud noise of our laughs and trying to get a word in between her cackles. "Oh, my God! My stomach!" I complained, wiping tears from my eyes as I shook my head at my m

Can you help us? Mum: Anything for my baby. CC: Mum, I’m too old to be a baby. Mum: You lack a sense of humor. I chuckled because she was true. Mum: She must be something special. CC: Who? Mum: I may be old, but I’m not dumb. So, see you soon then? You’re coming with them, right? CC: Yeah, I have to. And I missed my arse of a brother. Love you, Mum.

Their stupidity never grows old. Dumb fun amidst serious issues,how stupid and immature. Mature statues, infant brains. I scoff. "You'd have requested ours, we're forever available. We can currently endeavor few rounds if you desire?....." Freya knocks their heads both. "Quit stupidity for once" she knocks again. Serves them right. That definitely sent wisdom waves into their infant skull. "Again you've pulled this family into the mud Caroline" mom begins. "You've once again made us laughing stocks and that we can never accept"she adds.

I got used to the light that was shining brightly before me. “Mom?” I breathed out, running towards her. She raised her hand, motioning me to stop. I stopped at once, fisting my hands in order to control my emotions. “How has life been?” She asked. “It is a cruel summer, weren’t you looking from the heaven above?” I smiled. “Had to learn from you” She laughed. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit….” I was interrupted by mom. “But the highest form of intelligence” She smirked at me.

"So quick question, am I going to be a Grandma soon?" "Mom!", My mate who heard her was giggling , I tapped him jokingly. My mom was laughing hard in the background. " Just kidding, you and your mate should come down for dinner, hm " " Okay mom , we will soon", "Okay darling", My mom said and ended the call.

Her legs shuffled awkwardly and her legs were on the verge of colliding with each other, she quickly used the table to support herself. "Mom, you're officially insane." She struck a final pose, hands on hips, and grinned from ear to ear. "Insane or brilliant? Either way, you're up, Sleepyhead!" I shook my head in disbelief. "You know, most moms would just use an alarm clock." "There's absolutely no fun in that. Now get your ass into that bathroom." She winked and blew an air kiss in my direction before leaving the room. My bond with Mom is something else. She's got this knack for turning everyday stuff into a comedy show. We're not your typical parent-child duo; it's more like having a partn

Dad said, “Don’t mind your mom.” I chuckled Mom glared at Dad like she is about to kill him. “Don’t mind Mom, Alta.” My brother laughed evil “What should I do with these idiots?” My mom dramatically asked “At least Handsome.” My brother responded I laughed “Too early for jokes.” “That’s my son.” My Dad chuckled I saw my Mon shook his head in disbelief at what we’re doing. While Beauden is just laughing with us. “Let’s be different, are you sure about my sister?” My brother chuckled “Maybe it’s just hunger.”