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After I got pregnant, my husband started driving for Uber after work to help with household expenses. He wouldn't return home until the early hours of the morning. Then, on Valentine's Day, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my belly. I called an ambulance to take me to the hospital. When I arrived, I saw my husband entangled with another woman. Both of them were being wheeled into the emergency room. "Tsk, these two really have no shame, going at it right out in public," someone muttered. "They probably wrecked the car in the process, don't you think?" another chimed in. "What's even worse," a voice added with a hint of horror, "is that guy has a wife!" The bystanders gasped in unison. "His wife must be devastated." Whether his wife is devastated or not, I don't know. But one thing is certain—he'll be going straight to hell for this!

Erin Graciella Santos, she's blind, she's beautiful. She had a gentle heart and an innocent soul. Alejandro Lucas De Rossi, the heartless Mafia Boss. He doesn't care with anyone else. He had this cold eyes, a short-temper and a dominant side. What happens when Erin caught the eye of the heartless Mafia Boss? Will she be able to change Alejandro or will she be able to dominated by the man? THIS BOOK CONTAINS R18 AND X18 CHAPTERS AND IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR MINORS TO READ. THANK YOU!

Elena Marquez has always lived a quiet life, caring for her little brother and helping her mother keep their small family shop alive. But peace has a price, and her late father’s debts have begun to circle back like vultures. When the DeLuca family — the most feared mafia clan in the city — comes to collect, Elena is forced into their world. There, she meets Adrian DeLuca, the infamous heir to the DeLuca empire. Cold, calculating, and dangerous, Adrian is everything she should fear — but something in his eyes unsettles her. What neither of them know is that Adrian’s father — the powerful Don Vittorio DeLuca — is the man responsible for her father’s death. As Elena is drawn deeper into the DeLuca world, tension turns to reluctant trust, and trust slowly burns into something far more dangerous — love. But when the truth comes to light, Elena must decide if she can ever forgive the blood that runs through Adrian’s veins… and Adrian must choose whether to remain his father’s heir, or burn everything down to protect the woman he loves. A story of love, vengeance, and power, Mafia’s Heir is a slow-burn, heart-wrenching romance that will keep you hooked until the very last page.

Beautiful and ambitious executive editor, Jessica Belle Lavigne has always been a go-getter and this time, she's got her eyes on becoming the chief editor at Tasty, the magazine company where she works. So when her boss offers her a promotion, Jessie seizes the opportunity, but then to secure this promotion, Jessie has to get into a relationship with the former playboy musician, turned secretive business tycoon, Chase Reed in order to get a scoop on his well-kept secrets. Jessie keeps reminding herself that her life with Chase isn't real and she shouldn't be too affected by his affection and charming nature, things get more complicated when the most adorable twins are brought into the equation and Jessie finds herself catching real feelings for Chase as well as becoming too attached to the twins. It's now clear to Jessie that more than her promotion, she wants a life with Chase and the twins. Will Jessie be able to walk away from them with her heart intact after achieving her goal?

BLURB Adriana trudges into the path of the devil after a one night stand leaves her pregnant. In disarray and confusion, she decides to flee with her unborn child. Years later, Adriana begins to suspect who that stranger really is. In curiosity and to find clarity, she goes back to her old life in New York city, in search of her one night stand. Finding Niklaus was one thing, but finding out the Truth was another. In search of the Truth, Adriana falls in love with Niklaus. Adriana goes through a series of betrayal and love. Niklaus' rival Ricardo,heard about Adriana and Mirabella, their daughter. Ricardo is intent on wrecking havoc and bringing them to harm. But Adriana was determined to keep her only child out of the supernatural world by all means, intent on keeping her out of a violent world even if she has to give up her love for Niklaus. Adriana made a deal to hand Niklaus over to his rival Alpha, Ricardo, in exchange for her daughter's safety. But what happens when he comes looking for Mirabella anyways, Niklaus is left with no choice but to forcefully take Adriana's daughter against Adriana's will, and send her to a school for supernaturals, claiming she would be safe there. His enemies find a way to get Adrianna's daughter, Mirabella. Adriana swears to fight and get her daughter back even if she has to be transformed into a werewolf. Will Adriana eventually fight for her daughter as a werewolf or a mundane person?

Synopsis: Driven by her desire for revenge, Lillian devises a plan to confront those who wronged her. However, she realizes that she can't go it alone and needs a partner in her quest for justice. Adrian's jaw clenched as he struggled to contain his emotions. "Why did you leave without a word? Without any explanation?" he demanded, his voice laced with pain and frustration. Lillian's cunning smile widened, revealing a touch of mischief. "Ah, Adrian, always dwelling on the past," she taunted. "But why should we talk about what happened three years ago? It's irrelevant now. I moved on, and so should you." Adrian's expression hardened, his voice turning colder. "I won't let you dismiss it so easily, Lillian," he said firmly. "There are things that need to be addressed, and I won't rest until I have answers." Lillian's smirk grew even more pronounced. "Oh, how noble of you, Adrian," she replied, her tone dripping with sarcasm. "But remember, we both have our secrets, don't we? Perhaps it's best if they remain buried, but I do have a proposal for you Mr Adrian." Lillian said all smiles “What makes you think I’d be interested in whatever you have to offer” Adrian said in a cold voice. Lillian seductively walked to the Adrian standing opposite her. She went close enough that all Adrian smelt was her body scent,Lillian leaned in and held his collar. Adrian's eyes widened in surprise as Lillian's lips brushed against his neck. His heart raced, caught off guard by her sudden boldness. "What the hell are you doing?" he managed to gasp, his voice laced with both confusion and desire. Lillian leaned back slightly, her eyes locked onto Adrian's, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. "Marry me " she purred, her voice dripping with seduction.

[Book 1 and 2 in Mage's Mate series] A 1000 years ago treason was committed, a luna queen had sacrificed herself for her Kind and an Alpha King had vowed to seek revenge. Now, centuries later, Erica Morris who supposedly thought she was just an ordinary 18-year- human girl discovers life-threatening and overwhelming secrets. A clan once revered now hunted, a man craving to conquer the world and a girl's life entangled in this chaos. [Book 3: The Last Dragon's Mage]

Thrust into a world that's not like her own, Myra must navigate through different dimensions to find her place. With new threats arising and potential betrayal around every corner, her once mundane life may take a turn for the worst. Friends are made and lost, lies are told and secrets unfold. What could possibly become of such an unforeseen situation?

No conscious? Check! Inappropriate humor? Check! Breaking several laws to be with their mates? Check! No f*cks left to give? Check! These wolves have gone through hell and back - and now they're back for revenge, claiming back what was once taken from them... Book 1: Hell's Alpha (Chapter 1 - 66) (WARNING: Polygamy) Book 2: Hell's Angel (Chapter 67 - 140 updating) (WARNING: huge age-gap couple) Book 3: Hell's Beast (Coming soon!) (WARNING: Contains actions of fur-to-skin sex)

BLURB: The sins of the father are about to be visited on the child... Wren Blackthorn watched her parents get killed by a man she thought was an ally. 13 years later, she's out for blood and revenge and who better to take it on than the son of her parents' killer. What will she do when she finds out that he is her mate? Will she continue with her thirst for revenge and deny herself a chance at love? Mates, murder and revenge. Dive into this whirlpool of mysteries and follow Wren's journey in Mate's Revenge.