1000 Funny Ways To Die の小説・ストーリー

*** ~~Amara~~ *** How can you kill someone in the most torturous and painful way possible? Gut him with a knife? No, too easy. Throw him in a pot of boiling oil?Hmm, fair enough. Break his kneecaps, toss him to some wild beasts and watch in relish as they shread and scrap his bones to pieces? Well, Maybe. "There are one thousand ways to die, Lan," I groaned, anger brewing inside me as I stared at him with churning rage, "But you choose one."

"Also, why would I risk my whole life to snitch on you? That's a one way ticket to heaven...or hell." "It's a one way ticket to the bottom of a lake." He responded and my mouth dropped while my eyes widened. "That sounds like way too much effort. I heard the best way to get rid of a body is to drop them into molten metal. No fuss and no mess." I said grinning at him and he looked at me weirdly before seemingly thinking about it. Finally he nodded his head. 'That's actually brilliant. Nobody would find you ever. No body, no evidence." He muttered thoughtfully and I narrowed my eyes at him.

“How dare you treat me this way. You can only take me over my dead body.” “That can easily be arranged, how do you prefer to die. Perhaps by poisoning, beheading, assault or overdose”. Cassandra was pitifully struggling with Jin who dragged her forcefully by her hair. She complained but Caitlin's icy tone came to her hearing.

Why do I have to sneeze! You are going to die single ADVAITA! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE SINGLE!

"Pick it — I hope I don't regret what I just said." She grinned. "Scared I will make you watch chick flicks?" "Or worse. Worse being soap operas." She chuckled. After taunting him with soap operas having the most outrageous names ever, she settled on A Million Ways To Die In The West. Somewhere between the hamburgers and the fries, the space between them evaporated and her head took up residence on his shoulder.

She looks sad. "What a dumb way to die." He said in his mind. “When I died, I found myself sitting on a chair. There was a desk in front of me and a guy in a suit sitting before me. He told me that I died in a strange way.” "Bizzare way precisely." He said in his mind.

They did not have any other solution besides waiting for their death. Would any dying person wear a nice expression?

Johnson ➡ Come on talk to me, what happened? . Zombie ➡ One of my niggers died last night, he was tortured and stuffed with Nightshade. I told him not to stick his nose but he refused to listen, now he's dead like a rat. . What was happening? People are dying and so far it shows they're being tortured before stuffing them with Nightshade, maybe he was spying on them to give the Big prize, this is bad news as far as I know three people have died because of this. I consoled Zombie and went into my room.

Seething at me. " What's there to laugh, baby doll?" He asks, and I shake my head in a no. Looking into his eyes to already see his death. Rage covers his features as he applies more pressure, but I continue to chuckle. " You death." He stills. His grip drops as he looks into my eyes in confusion. " What do you mean?" Who is going to tell him? " Your death is fun Ryder. It's the most inhuman and brutal death ever known in history."

What a ridiculous excuse! Oh Lord, My death day is close.