Novel & Cerita Absurd Funny Quotes

“You are funny.” I narrowed my eyes at her. “I am also traumatized. I almost got eaten by wolves. I fell off a cliff. I ran through ghost trees. I saw dead people walking like they were on a normal stroll. And now I am talking to a naked stranger. So yes. I am funny. It is a coping mechanism.” She laughed. Actually laughed. Which annoyed me. “You think this is funny?” I demanded. “Yes.” “This is not funny. This is the worst day of my life.”

the phone speaker and whisper shout to myself“ what the fuck!!!! Where'd that come from?“ I ask myself before realizing that he's still on the phone. I wonder if he's said anything, I put my phone back on my ear just in time to hear him say.“ What the hell do you mean?“, to my dismay, I blurt out again “I mean your love for her has made you lose a few brain cells”. Slapping my hand on my mouth, I mumble a quick sorry and as the madman he is fast becoming, he starts laughing, and I'm like “what's so funny?” and he says “God, you're so funny” and I say “Huh, I'm freaking mad at you, and you're calling me funny. Unbelievable” I scoff and that sobers him up. “Oh, you don't sound mad” “I serious

A murderer doesn't belong here! Insults and jeers rained down on Caroline, making her feel sick and causing her legs to give way. Caroline closed her eyes in despair, reflecting, 'What a joke... Everything is so absurd and ironic!'

“Maybe you should go to Hollywood and whip out them there lickable abs of yours.” He paused, the hammer hovering above a nail, and raised a suggestive eyebrow. “You agreein’ that my abs are lickable, princess?” “It’s called sarcasm, Conor.” I tried not to roll my eyes again. Damn, he was so eye-roll-inducing my brain hurts from it. “Okay, you stick to your sarcasm, and I’ll keep my abs.” “Were you planning on giving them away?” “These lickable babies? No way.” “Can you stop with the lickable?” I rubbed my temples with my fingers. “Cryable, yes. They’re very cryable abs. Lickable? No. Just no.”

he wished there was more of it. And him? He’d been laughing lately but nothing like that. In fact.. he didn’t think he had ever laughed that hard in his entire life. And for that long .. nope that was for sure the first time he’d ever been laughing to the point he couldn’t speak. “Em are you like .. okay?” Sylvia asked carefully. “Oh yeah … I’m good. That was so fucking funny.,” she said. “Erm. What was so fucking funny?” Mickey asked.

In his frantic rush, his shoe kicked the overturned thermos, spilling the rest of the soup and the mushrooms across the floor. A look of profound fury flashed in his eyes. He snapped, "You know Giselle is allergic to mushrooms! Why didn't you say anything?"

And then, almost reluctantly, he started laughing too. It wasn't joy. It wasn't relief. Nor would I dare say it was the kind of laughter born of despair. We were two people mocking the absurdity of the situation. He tried to resist, shaking his head and muttering, "This isn't funny," but the corners of his lips betrayed him. Soon, he couldn't stop laughing either. It was that ridiculous, uncontrollable laughter that arises when life plays the most absurd joke on you. We laughed until our sides ached, until tears blurred our vision, until the weight of the revelation transformed into something strangely light. For a moment, we weren't cousins, or friends, or enemies of fate; we were simply tw

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

His statement was so unusual, so sudden, so out of the blue; and the absurdity of those words were so transparent, so evident, so plain, that the best way I could react or respond to his shocking statement was to erupt into a fit of laughter- stomach wrenching, breath taking, and head ticking laughter that originated from deep down in my throat, escaped through my lips in a light rumble, and it resonated and bounced on the walls of Adrian's cool and dark themed room. Adrian sat up on the King sized bed, staring at me with astonished eyes, and an amused expression was painted on his face. He watched, quietly, as I continued to laugh uncontrollably. "Are you laughing right now?" he asked incre