Absurd Funny Quotes Novels & Stories

“Jesse, my man, which is why I’m encouraging you to talk some more! It doesn’t have to be about anything life changing. If you were me I’d say crack a joke but I don’t know if you even know any jokes.” “I know jokes.” His face lit up. “Oh yes? Tell me one then.” “Can you guess what the therapist said when I told my therapist I’m scared of dying alone? “Uh, no what?” “He said, “Most people don’t die with the company,” I said, chuckling. “Get it?” Rain looked at Matt. “Matt, am I supposed to laugh at that?” “Ideally someone is supposed to laugh when they tell a joke,” Matt said with a sigh. “Jesse, what have I told you about your morbid jokes?”

“But, I mean, if you’re that desperate, bro, I don’t mind jerking you off. Charity work. For old times’ sake.” I stared at him. Deadpan. For a full three seconds. Then I said, voice flat as asphalt, “Even as a joke, that wasn’t funny.” He threw his head back and howled while Ellis choked on his beer, coughing and laughing at the same time, tears actually forming at the corners of his eyes. It wasn’t fun being the fucked-up sideshow. I took one last drag then crushed the joint out in the ashtray so hard the glass cracked.

"That was objectively hilarious." "It was objectively predictable." "You're impossible." The movie progressed through increasingly ridiculous scenarios. Marcelline found herself fully invested in the stupid plot, laughing at jokes that definitely didn't deserve the reaction she was giving them. Maybe it was the sleep deprivation finally catching up. Maybe it was the relief of not thinking about work or family or corporate warfare. Maybe she was just desperate for something uncomplicated. Lucien remained unmoved throughout, his expression never changing from vague interest mixed with existential boredom. Then came the scene, the one that Marcelline found unreasonably funny. A character trying

But I never actually agreed to it to begin with. I suddenly found it funny that I was so concerned with something like this. ‘What is up with me? Have I taken a liking to him? That’s absurd! It’s impossible! That would be the joke of the century!’ Although I told myself that, I couldn’t bring myself to laugh at my own joke. That was because the notion of coming up with such a shameful thought was driving me crazy. I could only smash my head into the pillow, hoping that I could snuff out this absurd thought or that I could knock myself out and fall asleep.

Shattered against the sky. And I laughed. Couldn't help it. The absurdity. The complete ridiculousness of physics working backwards. Through the bonds, I felt Kade's surprise. His joy at hearing me laugh. *I'd forgotten what that sounded like. Your real laugh. Not polite. Not forced. Real.* "It's absurd," I said. "Everything about this is absurd." "That's why we love it," the man said. "Normal is predictable. Boring. This keeps us on our toes. Or on our heads. Depending on your perspective."

I asked, offended by his remarks. “No, no, of course not,” he responded. I sighed in relief. “You’re more like a broken clock type of funny.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” I asked. “You’re only funny twice a month,” he laughed as his punch line hit. “You know what else is funny? You sleeping outside tonight because there’s no one to let you in.” I said, jabbing at the fact that he would be standing outside because I was not around. “I have a spare key, Einstein, and hotels?” He responded, laughing at my failed attempt to get him back.

Arnav suddenly found himself softening, a rare chuckle slipping through his lips as his younger brother hurled curses in his face. There was something oddly comforting about it. A ridiculous, biting humor in the middle of the emotional wreckage he’d waded through for weeks. The absurdity of everything that had happened lately began to settle into something bitterly humorous. How chaos could sometimes be the only tether to reality

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Much to my embarrassment, they burst into laughter. "Do you think we'd be interested in serving a member of the royal family? That's bullshit!" jeered the man with green hair, his laughter echoing through the room. I felt my cheeks burn with embarrassment. These people were insane! What was so funny about my simple question? They were nothing but uncivilized savages, laughing for no reason!

After Jessica recovered, she smiled, "Who knew he had it in him to crack funny jokes, Mr. Hemsworth?" He arched a brow up and replied teasingly, "Who said I was joking, though?" Jessica smiled and shook her head, "Oh My, It has been a long time since I laughed that hard. Thank you for that." Mr. Hemsworth nodded in response, patting her shoulders, "We all need some good laughs even in the midst of dire situations; laughter, they say, is medicine for the soul." "You are right," Jessica responded as she glanced at her wristwatch, "now I better get going. I have a husband to take care of and a speech to prepare," she added in high spirits.