Amusing Phrases Novels & Stories

he asked, his tone flat, as he arched his brows together. "Do I look like a cat to you?" I replied in the same tone. "Well, I don't know. What's that phrase?" He tapped his chin before he snapped his fingers. "Oh yes, 'Curiosity killed the cat,'" he added joyfully. What the effrontery—comparing me to a cat. "It's not a phrase, Mister. It's a saying or idiom," I corrected him, with a smug look on my face. "Oh, smart, aren't you?" He raised his brow.

Philip said looking at Mikhail with angry eyes while the older was standing at the door. "Chill prince, I didn't mean it" He said sitting on Philip's chair since the other was on the floor. "It's just a phrase" "Hm?" "The Phoenix thing, it's just a phrase that doesn't mean anything, my boss created it for me on my first day dancing to the public here" Philip shrugged. "It does mean something, you made every person there go crazy" Mikhail looked at him raising an eyebrow. "Yeah, maybe" He said smiling weakly and sighing.

Don't you start with m-, shh answer his question. "I did, I already ate three times today but I'm just really stressed and when I'm stressed I get hungry and cranky," I explained and he nodded while sipping his beer. That beverage doesn't look nice right now. Why did I ever drink it? I vow to myself to never touch a beer ever again. "Oh okay. So as I was saying, Jamie didn't want to tell his annoying mother to fuck off so I did it for him, hilarious right?" He laughed and I looked at him confused. Which part of this sentence is funny?

I teased. “Yes. We’re going to be adults with our dinosaur-shaped nuggets and our smiley face fries.” He stood, tugging me up with him. I snickered. “You’re ridiculous.” “You love it.” He snapped his mouth shut, his eyes wide and flashing with something akin to terror. “I didn’t mean that. Forget I said anything—" “Jules.” “It was a slip of the tongue. A saying. A colloquialism if you will—" “Jules.” I cupped his cheeks with my hands, hoping to cut off his babbling.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

"I was like. . .what the heck are you saying? Is this how you behave on first dates?" “I don’t!” He scoffed, looking back at the counter, waiting for our order number to show up in neon red lights on a display screen on the wall. "I was just trying to lighten up the mood." “You were, weren't you?" I shook my head. "I’m calling this point of no return in our conversations as the 'point of retreat' since I'm sure the next time you randomly throw in one of these sarcastic and witty phrases and put me on the spot is definitely going to happen again.” I almost scoffed, offering him a tensed glance. "I want to be protected by the phrase."

August remarked, his tone laced with a hint of mischief. I couldn't help the sarcastic smile that crept onto my face. "It'd be great if you can shut the fuck up," I retorted, catching August off guard. However, the expression on his face quickly shifted to an amicable smile. "You are amusing," he remarked, the playful glint in his eyes belying his words. "So, how come you know Phineas Parson?" I shrugged, not particularly inclined to divulge the details.

“Philip, you jerk.” “Hahahaha.” Philip roared with loud laughter upon hearing their accusing voice. Seeing them act like this couldn't help but make his little ego a bit satisfied. Upon seeing each of their expressions turn darker as if they'd really beat him up if he continued joking around, he smacked his lips together and stifled his laughter. He sat straight and waved his hands in the air. “Ok. Ok. Have a fun day. I won't mess around with you clueless people anymore.”

“The saying is ‘I’m not just saying that to blow smoke up your arse.’” “Which is just as inappropriate, right?” Joseph asked Jamie who just laughed in response. “I mean… who literally blows anything up another person’s arse?” “He likes to make up his own idioms and phrases,” Alice tried to explain away her friend’s weird comment to her amused brother. “I like it,” Jamie grinned at Joseph. “I’m going to steal it.” “Seriously though, I need some more of that chocolate fudge in my life,” Joseph begged. “It’s for my cake,” Jamie explained. “I’ll bring you both up a piece.”

Eksylrious hated it very much but now that he remembered this memory , he thought of it as something funny to remember . " Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!! My.........Dude , you are determined to kill my stomach ! You..in the muddy part ?!.......You who is a clean freak ?!...Pffff....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !! That is simply too much for me ! I seriously can't even imagine the scene nor the dramatic change in your facial expression . " said leader Alan with a big laugh , destroying the nice atmosphere created .