Amusing Phrases Novels & Stories

I instantly reminded him, because what I despise the most are phrases that have meaning for me but none for him. A word can signify several multiple interpretations. It can also cause confusion, like I am experiencing right now. It causes us to question some things, such as if what he says means anything. One of the things I detest the most is being perplexed by phrases that I'm not sure mean the same thing to him as they do to me.

“Did I say something that amusing, huh?” “Of course, you did. You don't know you utter amusing words, eh?” She asked in reply, trying her best to hold back her laughter. “I did…?” Damon's brows were knotted in confusion, what does she mean? “When…? Just now…?” “What you said recently before now sounds quite funny and amusing to the ears, for real.” She answered, keeping her laughter in check. “Sorry, I laughed. I just couldn't stop myself from laughing that hard…”

he patted his thigh, like he finally solved the mystery. A muffled laugh caught his attention, making him laugh too. “Yeah, that’s funny,”he commented. “No, it's just-” she laughed again. Both giggling like kids. “F*ck you,” were the words that portrayed my annoyance. Both pair eyes on me, an amused smile still resting on their lips.

“Cause you're doing that an awful lot, and it's kinda amusing." I was tempted to roll my eyes at him, but I didn't. “What is amusing?" His lips left out a soft sound that sounded almost like a grunt. “It does make you look cute. Like a Chibi." I clenched my jaw. “Mr. Cross, I’m not trembling.” He raised a brow, amusement flickering. “You’re lying to yourself more than to me. Like I said earlier at the beginning of our time together, you should stick to honesty.”

Maybe I'm not thinking straight, maybe I'd lost my mind. "Bullshit! That bet was bullshit!" she screamed in horror. But sometimes, some bullshit phrase can control the biggest shit in your life. "You!" she yelled pointing her fist towards Cole. "you douche bag! That was your idea of making bet, isn't it?" she demanded while digging holes from her stares. "I beg to differ; I think a handsome bag can suit me! ". "Gush You-are-so-irritating," strikes she. "So, Amanda is ready to become a playgirl sounds interesting," Dylan chimed in." hey! Maybe I can teach you some of my pickup lines"

"Well if you can cook the way that you can whip up a smoothie then I'm not worried." He had just given her a mysterious smile. "I do fair to middlin' in the kitchen." Her brow quirked up in humor. "Um…I don't know what middlin' means. Is that another country phrase like, 'I'm fixin to', or 'over yonder'?" She hid a grin.

While the twins continued to tease Philip, she said, "Good luck, Barbara. We look forward to seeing you here." "Yes! Come quickly, Auntie. Philip can't wait." Philip's ears were very red. Unable to contain his embarrassment any longer, he covered Louis' mouth. "Don't make things up, Young Master." “But that—” Philip bent his knees and locked Louis with his arms. The toddler could no longer move. His hand reached for the phone as if hoping for help from Barbara. Seeing that, Emily burst into laughter. "Auntie, Philip is annoyed that we keep teasing him. He caught Louis. Now, his face looks like a boiled crab!"

His ego didn’t seem to find my joke funny. “you seem to lose yourself to individuals a lot”. I didn’t know what it meant and I wasn’t going to let him bother me. The waiter brought in the order. “Bon appetite “. The word sounded funny coming from a full brown British guy, it made me chuckle unconsciously and that made Ansel mad he stood up without his coffee.

“Whaaaa…?” “The word!!” Em shouted. “Oohh!!!! WINK!” Aspen said and she and Em both busted out laughing. “Damn y’all wasted …” Asher said then. He was frowning when he said it so Em carried on… “FROWN!” Em said. Why was this so funny again? She couldn’t remember. Probably because they were so tipsy. But dammit the shit was funny … Asher didn’t get it but Aspen was falling off the chair laughing.