Amusing Phrases Novels & Stories

“Why are you even whispering?” “Because we might wake someone up?” I said stating the obvious. “HAHAHAHAHA.” Ambrose went on a hysterical burst of laughter. “WTF?” I muttered under my breath. Ambrose continued laughing as he walked towards the kitchen. He opened the fridge and poured a glass of ice-cold water. “Hellooooo.” He yelled towards open air. “Hello. Ello. Low. Low.Low.” He tried making it sound like an echo and I thought he’s acting pretty weird. Maybe the mushrooms had already began taking effect.

"Oh God, is any of you capable of answering a simple yes or no question in less than 45 seconds ?" Ami was looking from Connor to Josh. They had finished eating and sat relaxing with a glass of wine, Chris and Josh had been telling a lot of stories from the set of their new movie. Chris laughed heartily. "No, none of them has understood the art of being brief and to the point, I don't know who is worst". "Josh, definitely Josh, because he will give you some Shakespeare quote or something else clever or he answers you in french and makes everyone else feel inferior". Connor said grinning. “At least people don’t need a dictionary to understand me”.

he smirked. "What does 'having fun' mean, daddy?" asked Amora. Cassian looked at Liam and gave him a tap on his head. "It's a joke," he said, the first thing that came to mind, listening to Liam laugh. "An adult joke," he said, still laughing. "I want to play," said Aurora. "No, you don't," said Cassian, looking at both of them. "Yes, I do," she said. "Me too," Amora said.

“Will I – is this going to transform me into a guinea pig!?” “No,” I say, laughing and sitting down on the edge of his bed, reaching for his arm, which he pulls away from me in sudden anxiety. “Seriously!” I say, laughing still. “That’s just a common phrase – you don’t know it? Maybe it’s a human phrase. For like, a creature who gets experimented on first.”

“You haven't answered my question. Do you prefer it slow or fast?” There was a moment of silence, including him. His once heavy panting paused for a moment. Not surprising, Zeke erupted into laughter, clapping his hands together as if he were enjoying a comedy show. I began to see that this guy was genuinely unhinged; there was definitely something off in his mind. “What’s amusing?” I snapped; he turned to me, shaking his head slowly. “Sometimes, man, some words sound corny; you shouldn’t use them in situations like this.” I now realize what he meant, but I wasn’t ashamed. I just don’t care as long as he understands the concept.

But there are already a couple of messages from her to the group she’d started in the pub. ‘I really am very sorry I had to dash like that. It was very rude and you’d been so kind to me. I’ll try and make it up to you.’ Followed a few minutes later by, ‘My first is in non-sectarian but not in croissant. My second is in misapplication but not in accompanist. My third is in bacteria but not in cerebrate. My fourth is in internationalize but not in oriental. My fifth is in illiterately but not in tritely. My sixth is in bureaucrat but not in creature. My seventh is in coordinate but not in contradiction. My eighth is in striptease but not in praise. My ninth is in thorniness but not in interses

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

His tone is amused, his voice warm with humor. Amanda's response is a playful jab, her words laced with teasing humor. "Oh, yeah! I'm sure it's... edible. But let's be real, my food is the real MVP. I mean, have you seen my I*******m food posts? I'm like a culinary genius!" She strikes a pose, her hands on her hips, her eyes shining with amusement, her face aglow with playful confidence. After enjoying their lunch together, Amanda subtly shifts the conversation towards Seraphina, aiming to plant seeds of doubt in Damien’s mind through backhanded remarks disguised as jokes.

he responded "Jiffy? What's that?" I asked. The word sounded so foreign to me "Oh um it means quick," "It sounds like the type of slang that was used in the eighteen hundreds," I joked with a small laugh but he didn't find it amusing. "Lighten up, you look like I just made fun of your generation were you born in the eighteen hundreds?" I asked in a joking way again and he just pursed his lips looking at me. "Hey," I lightly slapped his arm, "atleast laugh along. I was only joking,"

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"