Batman Joker Sayings Novels & Stories

('I WILL LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY BECAUSE THE AXEL I KNOW WILL NEVER. My door opened and Ivy peeked with her cute little head "Batman are you in?". Sabastien Chuckled ('BATMAN? THIS NEVER GETS OLD'). "Yes Ivy you can come in". She jogged inside happily and sat on her favorite couch "Does Ivy's batman know what time it is?". "He does but I thought ivy promised her batman that she was not going to call him Batman when she was with him". She put her hands over her mouth "Ooppppsi......Sorry".

"Hahaha! It's good to be your boyfriend. I also want to experience being surprised.” "Fuck you!" That's the last thing I said before turning my back on him. Sometimes he's really crazy. Joker of the year. I've been wanting to call Marco for a while now. It tempted me. But I have to surprise him so that he will be really surprise—BWAHAHAHA!

He already said too much at this point. “Dude,” I snap at him. “Roll back whatever wisdom you just shared, fold it up real nicely and be a good boy - shove it up your ass before I do it for you, yes?” Every word that leaves me is tense, but I force a smile as wide as that of Jocker’s as I speak. “You are awfully bold for a mortal,” Ragh scoffs.

Jester said, "Uh... shit... I miss this so much, babe." The woman just continued to tickle as it began to undress the man's lower part. As for Jester, he caressed the area in the middle of her femininity. Jenny took off the man's belt and caressed his penis. Jester said, "Uh... shit... I miss this so much, babe." The woman just continued to tickle as it began to undress her lower part. He caressed the area in the middle of the woman's femininity and spat on it to moisten it.

Said Circe. - Any villain is no match for you. - Said Circe. - You are the smartest man in the world. - Said Magic. - Giving a small laugh to complete. – Joker. - Vandal said. - Only that? – Asked Tsuki Miki with irony. “News travels fast like that. - He said. - Fly like a trail of gunpowder. - Said the goddess of magic. – - Like the sun carried by Apollo. Trigon said. - Like the Moon behind the night. - Said Magic.

"Oh, come on." "I'm serious." "So what are you now? Batman?" "Better." "Superman?" "Worse." "Iron Man?" "Closer." I looked toward Damiano, expecting him to laugh along with me, but instead he rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly and gave me a small nod. "He's telling the truth." My smile slowly faded. "Wait." "Yes, it's what you're thinking, Jax." "You're serious?" "Unfortunately." "What do you mean unfortunately?"

Athena POV “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy”. That famous quote from the Joker runs through my head over and over, as my clothes are absolutely drenched in slimy red and yellow gunk. Only, in my case, it’s still a tragedy. I fail to see the comedy part in all of this.

“Didn’t know you were the old lady kind, Hamill.” “Let her go.” Jax’s husky voice was even and measured, maybe too much so. “Right the fuck now.” “And if I don’t?” “You really want to find out?” “That sounds like a threat.” Joker reached into his back pocket, and now silver glinted in his hand. “I feel the need to protect myself, all of a sudden.”

“All this? You mean my jaw-dropping fashion taste?” I smirk faintly. “Well, I can't say jaw-dropping but ... I mean, you don’t dress like the rest of them.” He laughs, his head lolling back. “Fair.” Then his gaze catches mine again, and that smirk returns. “You’ve got beautiful eyes, Betty.” The words land like a whisper, and I forget how to breathe for a second. Then I laugh awkwardly, trying to shake it off. “Thanks, Batman.” He tilts his head back, shaking his head. “You’re never letting that go, are you?”

he says making me laugh so loud, that everyone in the restaurant turned to look at me. "I'm sorry," I blush, that was embarrassing. "Don't be, you're okay, laugh all you want and if they look at you, I'll stab them with my bat knives," he says and I laughed again, I couldn't help it. "What's your superpower?" I ask him, it's one of the most famous jokes about Batman. "I'm rich," he said and I laughed again, the waiter came toward our table and I was sure he was going to tell me off for laughing this loudly, this is an establishment and not a place for me to be laughing like this.