Eidolon Avenue: The First Feast
“Not sure how you could mess that one up.”
“Well, if we’re being honest here, and we are, of course, it was Benji who messed it up.” She glanced at him sitting at the head of the table. “I’m sorry, sweetie, but it’s the truth. Wouldn’t be polite to lie to Mr. Peabody, now, would it.” She glanced over at Peabody. “I swear, my Benji can squeeze a nickel so hard the buffalo poops. And when you’re buying sleeping powder and furniture polish, you can’t go cheap! Only the best will do. And this was far, far from the best. So . . . here we still are.”
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