Best Ano Daw Joke

Ang ideal man ko ay isang lalaking mabait, gwapo, kaya akong protektahan sa kahit ano, masarap kasama at syempre yung ako lang ang babaeng tinitibok ng puso nya. kaso, sa di inaasahang pagkakataon nabuntis ako. Nabuntis ng isang casanova. hindi namin gusto ang isat isa pero paano nga ba namin haharapin ang buhay mag asawa? how is life Marrying A Casanova?

Valerie Farrell is a businesswoman in her twenties who was born into a wealthy family but has worked hard since she decided to be independent to be able to live in her own harsh reality. She has a bizarre dream about a foreign world and people a week before her birthday, and what's strange is that she remembers every aspect of it. She is involved in an accident at a specific event for their family reunion, and she wakes up in a strange room with a new name, Zhilux Vociferous, which the people there have given her. A world that is significantly different from the one she is familiar with. “My empress, please stay with me,” said a familiar voice from her strange dream.

There's a famous catchphrase since time immemorial: The more you hate, the more you love. Alam ni Dennis na iba siya kompara sa ibang mga lalaki. Imbes na sa babae, sa lalaki siya nakakaramdam ng kakaiba. At may lihim siyang pagtingin sa isa sa mga barkada niya, kay Ervin. Subalit hindi niya ito sinasabi kahit kanino man dahil alam niyang ang taong gusto niya'y may iba ng mahal. Kaya mas lalo siyang determinado na itago sa binata ang kakaibang nararamdaman niya rito. Sa hindi inaasahan, may nakaalam ng kanyang sikreto sa hindi niya malamang dahilan. Raymond, the man who hates his guts. All this man do is to pick on his faults that sometimes, he wants to punch his stupid face. Well, the feeling is mutual. He equally hates the other. But then, Raymond's attitude turned 180°. Kung dati, nararamdaman niya ang inis nito sa kanya, ngayon, si Dennis na mismo ang nagugulat na to the rescue si Raymond tuwing may problema siya. Akala niya ba ayaw nito sa kanya? Wait, this is not a story about love. Maybe?

Two years pass from their battle with Chancellor Thorne, the Ominous soon find themselves given the task to protect a new hybrid from an evil group of hybrids seeking human extinction, In this second chronicle of the Ominous, Maddie and the rest of the team must confront the all powerful Lord Ethos, a hybrid who seeks to remake the world for the hybrid race by eliminating all other existing life. To aid him, he has recruited a legion of evil hybrids to over throw the world's governments known as The Alligence. Along with protecting a new hybrid from Ethos, the team must overcome their own personal and external difficulties to safe the world yet again! They are dangerous They are threatening The are The Ominous

Namanya Jack kelakuannya seperti Jerk. Karena suka mempermainkan perempuan. Jack selalu berganti-ganti perempuan, bukan cuma setiap hari, tapi bahkan setiap jam. Seumur hidupnya Jack tidak pernah jatuh cinta, karena bagi Jack cinta itu omong kosong. Kenapa kau harus terjerat dengan satu wanita, kalau kau bisa memiliki semuanya. Begitu prinsip Jack. Sampai suatu hari Jack melakukan kesalahan. Yang membuat Jack terpaksa menikahi perempuan yang sama sekali bukan tipe nya. Bahkan Jack jijik ketika melihat istrinya sendiri.

In the fifth year of my marriage to Jordan West, he cheats on me with a blind woman. She's young, pretty, and demure. Jordan scours the best hospitals in the country to treat her eyes. In the end, he fixes his gaze on me and tells me he wants me to donate my corneas to her. "They're just a pair of eyes, Hazel. Please help her. Can you really stand by and watch as she withers away?"

MY ANONYMOUS BOSS IS THE FATHER OF MY CHILD. **** Ayumi Hilary Serra came from a poor family. Everything is difficult for her as she was a working student. But things suddenly became more complicated after she got pregnant by a stranger. Her life was put in a state of turmoil… uncertainty, anxiety and social disturbances arise. She needed to stop studying and find a job. Blaming the stranger for getting her pregnant is all she can do. After three years, she was hired into a big company, the D.E.M Furniture company, as a janitress. She didn't know the real name of her boss or atleast its physical appearance. Little did she know that her anonymous boss is the father of her child. What will happen if the two cross their path again? Will they recognize each other?

A New Alpha and his Luna are due to take over the Blood Moon Pack when the time comes. He meets with his friends who then meet some girls who are not a part of the pack he is from, do they fall in love? With this in mind, tragedy strikes after years of them being together. What will the outcome be for them. Will there be a show down of all the packs and be mass casualties or will something else happen. Will they get a Happily Ever After? Or will something major happen to make sure it doesn’t happen? Will the curse be broken or will I be forever cursed? Only time will tell.

Chase Dawson and Ezaiyah Collins were born separately; yet are seemed to be fighting both uneasy battles. Chase Dawson— a man in his mid-twenties, an intelligent architect, but is grumpy and has a heart as cold as a stone in the middle of an icy cave. He's considering himself as 'cursed', cause who the hell would think that he's not? Knowing that he lost the woman he loved the most— not once, but thrice. And all of them suffered unexpected death. Ezaiyah Collins— a model in her early twenties, an orphan, mistreated by her stepmom and rejected multiple times by the man she loves the most. But what will happen if they are suddenly trapped on an isolated island, forced to live under the same roof? Is there a chance for them to change each other's point of view in life? Would they fall in love? Or they'll just let their time together pass and would just end their somewhat 'connection' still being each other's worst enemy?

There's an earthquake. I'm trapped underneath the debris with another young woman. "This woman's chest has been pierced by a steel bar. We have to save her immediately." The rescuers start to approach me when my husband, Quintus Ford, suddenly darts in the other direction. "She's pregnant! Save her first!" I look at him to see him staring at the other young woman in panic. He doesn't know I'm pregnant, too. The doctor who's trying to stop my bleeding shouts, "I can't stop her bleeding! I suspect she has a blood clotting disorder!" I force myself to nod and look at Quintus desperately. However, he says, "I'm her husband. I'll bear the responsibility if anything goes wrong."