Novel & Cerita Best Dark Humor

He looked calm as though he was talking about a trivial matter. "Well..." The dozen or so Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races were all stunned. "Haha!" Next, the dozen or so Dark Iron Wolf Dark Races let out loud laughter. "Human, do you know? This is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life!" An Iron Wolf laughed with tears in his eyes. He held onto his stomach as he laughed towards Lucas.

I narrated with a croaky voice that definitely made me sound like a homicidal maniac. Billy's eyes opened wide as he stared at me catatonically. "Please stop!" He pleaded in fear. I laughed hard as I knew that I'd gotten him good. He sneered at me contemptuously as I mocked his discomfort. "It's not funny..." He protested. "Actually it is... Maybe you're just too nerdy, that's why your brain can't process dark humor." I shot at him. Proud of myself for successfully terrorizing him, I turned the chair around and leaned back while I watched him.

While Xander was in a bad mood and almost mourning not being able to freely communicate with Lee, another man was having the time of his life laughing at the highlights on the news. Smoke filled the room as he blew the smoke remnant from his cigarette into the air making ring patterns in the process. He twirled in his chair laughing like a maniac who had just escaped from a metal asylum. This was no other than Dax. The number one rival of Alexander. He hated anything and everything good about Xander. If he couldn't steal it or acquire it by force then he would try to make it appear bad in the eyes of the public. Despite being a petty man, he was a good businessman who was a real devil when

All persons laughing out loud for his future victory and praised Kylie for her plan. "Mom, you are great I also want to see that bastard miserable condition at that time when she was on the bed of that fatty old man 'Bobby Jane' and doing that disgusting thing with him". Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! "Such a memorable scene," Alina Brown said.

Grey warned. “Ready your coffin, Virgo,” Dark’s voice cut through, cold and final. “Dead,” Palvin said with a grin. “Farewell, you monkeys,” Grey added. “May your ugly soul find heaven,” Alfonso joked. “Amen,” Palvin said. “Boss, don’t be like that. Please. Think of the babes,” someone whimpered. “Move your a*s, three idiots. Kill the bastard with the bazooka or I will kill you all. Choose,” Dark barked.

The long Jacket guy asked and I stood up in pain,it was as if thousands of pins were split into my head. His eyes blazed,a warning was burning within and I knew that this creature wasn't ordinary,maybe the devil created him specially. "Atleast you just confirmed you're deaf,despite the fact that you've got long ears" I say and one of his men laughed. "You're fired!!!" He told the guy who laughed. The whole room was still and quiet as if the world was dead,shock was written on everyone's faces as they watched the drama. "I thought I was talking to a human, but it's obvious I was talking to a beast. You think this aura of yours will bring respect...hehe,you're just the lonely dark creature you

She replied, quite caught off guard. However, Matt's laughter didn't help the situation as if it were even possible; her entire face became red. She couldn't understand what was so funny? Although, Harlow couldn't help but notice that his laugh was nothing like that when Matt laughed. The laugh was in his eyes, in the way his face changed into that vision of simple joy and unrestrained glee. Yet indeed, it wasn't in his face either. His laugh came from within; it was just the way he was wired. People like him have more flexible brains, like all that humour bubbling around in him was like yoga for the synapses. Just being around him for a few minutes was better than a whole day of self-absorb

he doesn’t even understand what the girl’s shouting but she seems like a witch –chanting her evil spell “Don’t just stand! Fight!” he urges his team as the undead still multiplying like crazy “A –are you su –sure about this Alfonso? They outnumbered us!” cowardly hiding in the corner, some people did not help them and just settled themselves in the dark “Choose people! Fight them or die here? That’s the only thing that we can do” Alfonso shouted and the cowards still crept in the dark “wa –what’s this?” “Ahk!” it’s a great mistake to hid and cover up in the darkness because where there’s a dark the shadows/soul is more dominant

When I enter, I quietly close the door behind me and fish for the lock in the darkness, my hands shaking so much I almost give up and cry. Once I've finally locked myself in the dark room that I have no idea of what it's purpose is, I run my hands over the wall and find the light switch. All the lights flicker to life in an instant and a rather large movie room is revealed. Even with all the perfectly laid out blankets, comfy-looking chairs, a gigantic movie screen and a snack bar, the first thing I notice is the 'emergency exit' sign and it's bright red lighting.

He chuckled lightly, but his expression still looked the same. “Yeah I'm sure a teenager like you doesn't act so desperate just to have a single friend.” I gaped at him in utter shock. He was practically mocking me. I didn't understand why he was so dark and mysterious, and yet he was so ridiculously good-looking. This was so unfair gosh. Once he noticed my frustration he smiled perfectly showing off his white teeth and I felt like my stomach did a flip. A single dimple appeared on his right cheek. No. If he thought that I was one of those girls who helplessly fell head over heels in love with him just because he was a bad boy then he was definitely in for a very big surprise.