Novel & Cerita Best Dark Humor

I turned my head to look at Dominic, hiding the sudden smile that threatened to come out. “Smell what?” Xander ruffed out, his voice a soft melody to my body. “The sexual tension between you two.” Evidently, no one laughed but Dominic. Xander kept staring at him with his bitch resting face while I simply looked at him, my brows raised in a disapproving way. Dominic frowned, annoyed that no one but himself found his little ‘joke’ funny muttering ‘humorless cows’ under his breath. “Okay, so,” he claps his hands together, his voice coming out a little muffled with the cigarette between his lips, “what’s your favorite sex position?”

’ but I bit my sharp and nasty tongue hard before his focus turned back to me and my mate. “I suggest you have your tea and get lost from here before I turn you all into my tea snack,” he thundered. The tense and strained atmosphere of the room was however broken when Kai’s moan suddenly ripped through his throat uncontrollably, making Max and me laugh so hard at the same time that the tense family drama turned into a fucking comedy for us suddenly. Oh fuck ! That was fucking hilarious. Leave it to Dominic to be the omnipresent clown. And the shocked look on the Dark Overlord’s face was priceless !

She said that and I started dying on the floor, that was probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. "That is the fucking stoner spectrum!! Either you're a fucking Einstein or a fucking retard that tried to play baseball with a robot," I said, laughing through my words, causing Alex to break too, laughing and pointing out how fucked up my sense of humor is, "It's not my fault! Imagine having a fucked up humor before going through the dungeons of hell to become an arch-demon." "Tha-That's fair but still, that's fucked!" "Fuck me, that was funny," I said and the look I got from Alex scared the fuck outta me, she looked hungry but also cautious, "You good?"

He mused out loud, his voice filled with amusement. A sudden, breathless laugh escaped my lips before I could stop it. The sheer absurdity of his comparison broke through the heavy, dark fog that had been suffocating me all afternoon. It felt strange to laugh—truly laugh—after eight days of endless nightmare, but Earl had this bizarre, magnetic ability to make the heaviest room feel light.

I felt they planned this, they were intentionally doing this to spite me. "We know you never liked the Simpsons." Aaron was the one who spoke. "Of course you do. I prefer Rick and Morty." "Yeah, you prefer dark humor to this sweet animation." I rolled my eyes at Kathy, who never liked the fact that my interests were not what normal people like or would like. "Come on! You know Rick and Morty is way better than The Simpsons." "Ssshhhh!" They shut me up as the animation began. I was already tired and supposed to have prepared for bed but instead, I sat with them through the entire animation. While watching, I was able to finish all the slices of pizza that were handed to me.

I hate it when I am all serious and people see it as a joke it pisses the fuck out of me. "Okay you win, trust me I'm going to give it to you, what am I going to do with $20? I'm going to give it back, I just want you to have coffee with me, relax and chill. We have a lot to discuss." He told me, a proud smirk on his face.

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

They're so happy that their little Blake didn't change despite having some mental issues. "Hey, you piece of lollipop! Do you have a plan of crashing our sexy bodies down!" The guy with specifically light brown hair on his left side chuckled. "yeah, I know I know! Everyone misses me cause I'm a living handsome!" He says as he pulls out from the hug. "Yeah, I agree! I'm a living god of handsome flesh!" Mino cheers while laughing at Blake's amused look on them, "don't you want to invite us!?" He asked.

With nothing in mind, he laughed shamelessly! "Hahahaha! Fucking idiots, you two! Hahaha!" "You two are Idiots? How come you have to wear that! That is the wearing clothes of female animals! Hahaha!" "I don't know my friend is this Idiot Haha! Haha!" Dick mocked this out loudly while laughing. Of course he knew to the core about Darkness having him wear that clothes! "....." The "two idiots" which Dick called is boiling from anger. "Oh, oh!" Dick exclaimed.

"I guess we're not allowed to order any drinks without upsetting wannabe George Lopez?" "Hey, motherfucker," Oscar said. "That's fucking racist." "Why?" I asked. "Because you stole that second joke of yours from the third season of his show, or because you can't actually think of anything funny to say?" "What, hey, I didn't steal any jokes!" Oscar fumed. "Alright, dude," you said. "Don't freak out. Just go watch the show, I'm sure you just did it by accident." "What the fuck? Hey, security, get this punk out of here," Oscar said.