Best Dark Jokes Novels & Stories

" Dark replies pulling a bottle of tequila under the blanket and asking me to drink with him. I accept as everything is ready for the wedding, and there is nothing else for me to do today than just relax. He pours in two plastic glasses and asks me to play a game with him and I let him be the first one. I say why not, let's do it, it sounds fun. Dark tells me that if I do not know the answer to the question he is about to ask me, then I have to drink both glasses in one sip. I agree with him and allow him to ask me that question. "-When was my first time to kiss a woman? Dark asks. -Oh this is easy, I am pretty sure that you kissed a woman at a young age, about twelve. Am I right?" I reply t

’ but I bit my sharp and nasty tongue hard before his focus turned back to me and my mate. “I suggest you have your tea and get lost from here before I turn you all into my tea snack,” he thundered. The tense and strained atmosphere of the room was however broken when Kai’s moan suddenly ripped through his throat uncontrollably, making Max and me laugh so hard at the same time that the tense family drama turned into a fucking comedy for us suddenly. Oh fuck ! That was fucking hilarious. Leave it to Dominic to be the omnipresent clown. And the shocked look on the Dark Overlord’s face was priceless !

“Are you having the table meeting when Cade gets here?” Piercy sighed. “Might as well. No reason to meet back up and expose you to more risk of getting kidnapped again.” “Well, I’m tied with Tatum now.” That annoyed Piercy. “Horrible joke.” “Dark humor is a way to cope.” I looked up at him and smiled. “I love your smile.” Piercy smirked at me. “Just wish it wasn’t on there because of a crude joke.” “Yeah, well, I’m sure the slice down my face will make my luna pictures rememberable.” There was a slight edge to my voice I tried to keep out.

She replied, quite caught off guard. However, Matt's laughter didn't help the situation as if it were even possible; her entire face became red. She couldn't understand what was so funny? Although, Harlow couldn't help but notice that his laugh was nothing like that when Matt laughed. The laugh was in his eyes, in the way his face changed into that vision of simple joy and unrestrained glee. Yet indeed, it wasn't in his face either. His laugh came from within; it was just the way he was wired. People like him have more flexible brains, like all that humour bubbling around in him was like yoga for the synapses. Just being around him for a few minutes was better than a whole day of self-absorb

he doesn’t even understand what the girl’s shouting but she seems like a witch –chanting her evil spell “Don’t just stand! Fight!” he urges his team as the undead still multiplying like crazy “A –are you su –sure about this Alfonso? They outnumbered us!” cowardly hiding in the corner, some people did not help them and just settled themselves in the dark “Choose people! Fight them or die here? That’s the only thing that we can do” Alfonso shouted and the cowards still crept in the dark “wa –what’s this?” “Ahk!” it’s a great mistake to hid and cover up in the darkness because where there’s a dark the shadows/soul is more dominant

Each table was surrounded by several people, piled high with cash and chips. This wasn't futures trading at all—this was an underground casino! "Ethan, let me introduce you." Noah led me toward a middle-aged man. "This is Mr. Somner, the owner here." Mr. Somner looked to be in his 40s, dressed in an expensive suit, his eyes cold. "So, this is your classmate, Mr. Grant?" Mr. Somner asked, sizing me up. "I heard you're very smart. The state's top scorer for this year's SAT, right?"

With nothing in mind, he laughed shamelessly! "Hahahaha! Fucking idiots, you two! Hahaha!" "You two are Idiots? How come you have to wear that! That is the wearing clothes of female animals! Hahaha!" "I don't know my friend is this Idiot Haha! Haha!" Dick mocked this out loudly while laughing. Of course he knew to the core about Darkness having him wear that clothes! "....." The "two idiots" which Dick called is boiling from anger. "Oh, oh!" Dick exclaimed.

A message bubble lit up under his name, cheerful and oblivious. Just another one of his dry, stupid jokes—something about his dinner being so terrible he was convinced the restaurant was trying to assassinate him with undercooked chicken. He'd probably attached one of those ridiculous GIFs he was always finding, something animated and silly that was meant to make me laugh.

Jon admits. “You know what? I don’t either.” I open my eyes, looking around the dark room. I can’t see Jon, and even if I roll over and look him in the eyes, his expression will be hard to read. It doesn’t make sense, but there’s something safe about the dark. It hides the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts. “I say things like that with sarcasm and dark humor, but it’s not really funny, is it?” “Sometimes you laugh so you don’t cry.”

"He has a very small dick and collapses after the first round. He has a weak wolf." I couldn't hold back the laughter, "but you stuck to him." "That was because I had fallen in love with him. I didn't mind enduring that much with him." "Can I make a dark joke?" I asked. She raised a suspicious brow, "Okay, let's hear it." I giggled wickedly, "You would have taken the same step your mum did if you ended up with that man." Raven's silence scared me at first, as I thought she didn't take the joke lightly.