Best Insults Names Novels & Stories

She yelled. "You can't blame me for wanting a special name for my baby." I muttered. "There are so many special names! Well, you have me now. What about Voldemort?" I looked at her waiting for her to laugh at the joke but she kept a straight face. "You're joking, right?" "Of course not! I like the name, it's cute." She glared at me like I just stole her firstborn child. "Well, I obviously don't like it." "Okay, what about Brogan, Talon, Chardonnay, Neo, Brent, Luigi, Carlo, Smith, Thomas, Robert?"

A text pops up in the screen diverting my attention. Grayson: Good night cutie. A smile makes it's way to my lips at the sight of the sender. Cutie...? He must still be looking for the perfect nickname. He really sucks at it. First hon. Baby...I hate that word, you should know why. Kitty....what am I? A fucking cat. Bae....the same as baby. I hate it. Sweety...I don't know. But I still don't like it. Cheese.....for real.

"Are you serious?" Then she rolled her eyes. Again. "No dumbass. What do you think? Of course, it's my name." I like that name. No, I love that name. "Well, Malea," I said, testing the word on my tongue. "My name is-" "Lucian King or more known as the world's biggest jerk." Then she gave me a round of applause and continued mopping the counter. "Well, you act as if you're not as much as a jerk as me." I shot back.

“That brainless, two-faced, lying, backstabbing, good-for-nothing piece of trash! He will surely be punished by God and he will be rejected Wherever he goes.” I choked on my cookie and blurted out. What were these insults that I just heard? “Mom!” But, she wasn’t done. “That miserable thing! That cockroach in human skin! The day he was born, the heavens must have sighed in regret! Look at him, walking around in expensive suits, thinking he is important. Oh, he has no idea what has befallen him.” I covered my face as the insults rang in my ears. “Oh my God,” I screamed and My phone rang again.

They called me all sorts of name. Really really dirty names for a lack of better words. “She’s a gold digger who is out to destroy the Ashford’s family since her family is ruined!” This seems harsh but it was honestly the kindest insult they threw at me. Tears rolled down my face as I scrolled through pages after pages, seeing as people ripped me to shreds…

” I teased and stuck my tongue out to annoy him which totally worked. “It’s still you, crazy vamp !!!!” Rob yelled. “Such a crappy Beta,” I murmured quietly but loud enough to infuriate my best friend. “Such a douche Dragon,” he snorted. “Such a crippled wolf,” I retorted back in the same tone as him. “Disgusting skunk” “Rabid dog” “Mad Monkey” “Ass’ hole” “Bull’s Shit” “Nick’s piss” “What the hell ?” Nick protested but we were too busy fighting right now to bother about Nick and were neck deep in the competition of who would hurl hurting curses faster and better.

Don't tell me they're going to have lunch with the same table as our? "You, brat! Are you always stupid? Or are you making special effort today? What's with your dumb brain and even think of joining the contest?" He insulted Zaina and sat down next to her, so was Kalex and Denver. "Duh! Who says I am going to join?" She replied to Yuki and slowly raised her right brow, "You're dribbling sh*t again, you as*hole lunatic." I just shrugged of what they were talking and started eating my lunch. A pair of idiot is no fun sometimes. They're just good of pestering people's stillness.

"He couldn't even land a single punch.” As he finished reading the message, he noticed that about 5 other people had replied to Brian's comment, and they were all insulting him and calling him names. Some person had even replied with, 'I know right, he is all bark no bite.’ the person also input a hashtag, ‘#Pathetic’

"That is a horrible nickname similar to his ugly face. Asher is just lacking of brain cells for creating such horrendous names. That dumb alpha." Sera cannot stop herself from laughing that the few customers inside the cafe looked in their direction. Benette really does not hold his punches every time he insults Asher. Her best friend definitely engraved his menacing existence to her cousin that makes Benette spout strings of insults towards him. "Can we just stop talking about him? I did not agree to hang out with you today just to discuss your annoying alpha friend." "What? You are the one who keeps on remembering him, not me." Sera defended herself.

ucking believe a slut like you.  You would be sued for defamation of Laura’s character and I hope she makes sure you rot in fuc.king jail where you fuc.king belong like a disgusting flea you  Bit.c.h  Sl.ut  W.h.ore ‘Her use of this much language is hurting my already tired brain cells. Can’t she type on sentence without the F or B words?’ I sighed as she rained colourful insults on me one after the other. Again, I was reminded that sometimes demons can look innocent and harmless, like Laura.