Novel & Cerita Black Humor Sayings

"Seeing as I now know you're carrying around daishō swords in your pants, I think it's about time to let the cat out of the bag." "Oh, you have jokes?" Luke asked as his dark eyes sparkled, clearly relieved that he didn't scare me away I tilted my head to the side as I raised an eyebrow. "Is that how the devil's three-way saying got started?" Luke's face hardened. "Stupid humans," he grumbled as his upper lip twitched. I couldn't help but chuckle. "Keep the twin pistols holstered while I'm gone?" "Ha fucking ha," Luke said as he rolled his eyes.

It was a sound completely devoid of humor - harsh, bitter, and slightly unhinged. The laughter echoed through the empty apartment, bouncing off bare walls and creating an eerie, hollow effect. "Good," he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm and pain. "Very good, Aria. You're really something special, aren't you?"

he sounded so level headed, so calm and collected- it turned me on for some reason. I thought I’d be offended. But all I could do was laugh, this drink is working. He looked at me with amusement, he probably thinks I’m crazy. “Well I guess we’re both fools for falling in love. Cheers to that” with that, I down the remainder of my drink. He chuckles, damn he sounds so good. “You’re funny, but I’d like to believe it’s only because your drunk right now” I gasped “I’m very offended! I’m the funniest woman you’d ever meet. My sense of humor is unmatched, sober or drunk; but recently, I just laugh at myself. It’s pitiful, almost comical you know?”

His brother fell in love and finally became a comedian? Then Harold sent some jokes. Rhino saw the jokes and said to Calista, "Wanna hear a funny joke?" Calista was looking down and uttered,"Say." Rhino started to crack jokes. " A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey and … cola.' The bartender looked at the bear and asked, 'Why is there a big pause between whiskey and cola?' The bear shrugged. 'I’m not sure; I was born with them.' " Calista smiled faintly. But her upsetness hadn't decreased even a little. Rhino was disappointed again. He told a few more jokes like this. But still Calista was not smiling. Rhino's rhythm was sweaty. It seemed to him that he was giving a big exam

Calvin chuckled. “Revenge for my back, dude. Yesterday, even this morning I woke up like a hundred year old geezer who couldn't move his back at all. You shot me too hard with that toy bullet. Damn you!" Richmond cursed no less harshly. But they both then burst out laughing at each other to laugh at each other's ridiculous stupidity. That's how cruel their friendship was. Their sense of humor is clearly very different from the sense of humor of most men in general. “Hazel screamed hysterically yesterday. And I told her I shot you with a dope gun."

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

Heh…Crack…Heh…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Laughter. Sickening twisted maddening laughter. That was all Naraja could hear inside of him after the mysterious black-figure had said those words. Naraja didn’t know why, but he just wanted to beat this thing’s ass so painfully and brutally. Those words and that tone was all too ludicrous. It all just pissed him off to the fullest. Naraja: “Heh, heh. Yeah. Oh yeah. We can definitely reconcile right here and right now you worthless piece of shit!!”

"Yes, I did. Now could you do me a favor and throw more light on the subject." "You are doing it again," Goodness laughed. "What am I doing again?" "You are telling me to throw more light on the subject." "And what is strange about telling a friend to throw more light on a subject that he brought up?" "So, you don't know what is funny in your statement?" "I honestly don't know what is funny in my statement. I am as confused as a hawk who found out about week ago that he has been stalking the grave where his dead mother was laid to rest."

But the frowned turn to laugh all of sudden when I saw how his smile faded. "Why are you laughing?" He then sighed like a child. I didn't know grim reaper can be funny like this. How I wish to see Saint pouting like this. Maybe that's more interesting. Damn! I can't imagine. "You are ridiculous." "Tsk! Everyone's tells that." "Great, at the list I'm not the only one"

I asked Bryan, taking a seat behind him. That never happens. " Weird indeed. Seems like he had a run in with his wife this morning", he joked and laughed about it. I laughed too, but not as much as I would have if I had not been married to Hazel. There was an African saying that when a bag of bones is mentioned, an old woman would not join the skit - literally, she is a bag of bones; except for exceptionally obese ones which on the contrary isn't so good considering the possibilities of heart diseases and heart failures: but that was by the way.