Black Humor Sayings Novels & Stories

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

Did she actually believe? When she finally replied it was with a “You have a weird sense of humor Mr Black.”

It took them almost five minutes to settle down. “Oh you fool. You have a really great sense of humor. We haven’t laughed this much in years.” The Black magic wolf who hated me a lot, said. I ignored him again. “He is right.” “Great Job.” The others chipped in like they were talking to a circus clown.

Asher asks making Axel laugh heartily as I stared at the two psychopaths next to me. “Yeah like let’s go easy on them.” Axel jokes sarcastically making Asher laugh more. “Let’s forgive them.” “Let them off with a warning.” “Yeah, we will be the bigger person.” The sarcastic back and forth continues as they high-five each other, unable to contain their laughter as they held on their stomach. What is wrong with these men? “When you guys joke around, people have panic attacks. What kind of sick sense of humour is this? What kind of monster-“ I finally speak up, expressing my horror but they ignore me and continue laughing.

I said lazy. Come on, isn't there a more sensible saying for times like this? "It's a joke, idiot!" she snapped. This is just funny. I burst out laughing, seeing Violet's face scrunched up in annoyance. Our senses of humor are so different, it's weird considering we've been good friends until now.

“Because….my darling, you need to” “I don’t need to do anything I don’t want to do. Besides, these could all be empty threats for all I care. You guys are most likely bluffing” They both laughed. They seemed to have a very warped sense of humor because they laughed at the most ridiculous things, things that shouldn’t necessarily make anyone laugh. “Oh, poor little thing, you still have no idea who is standing before you now, do you?” the man said, with a snarky look on his face.

I said everything in one breath before I failed myself. A sharp, disbelieving laugh crackled through the speaker. “Come off it, my friend. What sort of joke is that? I’ve never heard of a wolf becoming dormant just because she isn’t getting fucked. Why should yours be the first? Stop with these childish excuses and embarrassing the family name.”

With nothing in mind, he laughed shamelessly! "Hahahaha! Fucking idiots, you two! Hahaha!" "You two are Idiots? How come you have to wear that! That is the wearing clothes of female animals! Hahaha!" "I don't know my friend is this Idiot Haha! Haha!" Dick mocked this out loudly while laughing. Of course he knew to the core about Darkness having him wear that clothes! "....." The "two idiots" which Dick called is boiling from anger. "Oh, oh!" Dick exclaimed.

And they all laughed. Hahaha, very funny, so funny I can't stop laughing :-| . Wow, I've never heard a better joke in my entire life. *insert eye roll*. Lowkey hospital jokes were really lame. And doctors don't fucking know how to joke, most of them have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever. "Your child is fine. Ha, you wish, April fool's, your child only has two days to live." What is the name of a lab coat with that lame humor?